Travel Expectations VS Reality

Travel Expectations VS Reality

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<b>Okay, so we're</b> <b>still not saying</b> <b>our name?</b> <b>No, we can just say</b> <b>podcasters. Welcome</b> <b>back to...</b> <b>Welcome back to...</b>

<b>I'm blah blah.</b> <b>You're an idiot.</b> <b>So last night we</b> <b>went to</b> <b>Bright Nights.</b>

<b>Bright Nights.</b> <b>Bright Nights in Denver.</b> <b>What'd you think?</b> <b>Tera, tell them</b> <b>what you think.</b> <b>I thought it was</b> <b>fine for</b> <b>what it was.</b>

<b>The things were</b> <b>nice, but for me it</b> <b>wasn't worth the</b> <b>drive to Denver</b> <b>just to see that.</b> <b>I don't disagree.</b> <b>You?</b> <b>I think it just</b> <b>could have been a</b> <b>little less. It</b> <b>wasn't worth</b> <b>my 25 bucks.</b> <b>And the hour drive.</b>

<b>And that didn't</b> <b>bother me.</b> <b>Well, you</b> <b>didn't drive.</b> <b>Because you</b> <b>wouldn't drive it.</b> <b>Yes, sure.</b> <b>So who wants to</b> <b>start us off with</b> <b>places we've been?</b> <b>We could start off</b> <b>with the places</b> <b>we've been</b> <b>together.</b>

<b>Hawaii.</b> <b>Well, I have a</b> <b>place we've been</b> <b>together, but when</b> <b>it happened we</b> <b>weren't together.</b> <b>It's not really the</b> <b>place. It's a thing</b> <b>in the place.</b>

<b>Okay, what?</b> <b>Now I'm curious.</b> <b>So you gotta </b> <b>Well, I told the</b> <b>story a hundred</b> <b>times so you guys</b> <b>know it, but when</b> <b>we were about,</b> <b>I was about 22, we</b> <b>went to visit her</b> <b>aunt and Philly.</b> <b>I'm like, oh, well</b> <b>New York is just</b> <b>right up, right?</b> <b>We had actual maps</b> <b>we pulled out.</b> <b>Yeah, paper maps.</b>

<b>And it's like,</b> <b>well, let's just</b> <b>drive there.</b> <b>Not realizing</b> <b>that's hours from</b> <b>Philly to New York.</b> <b>But anyway, so we</b> <b>drove and we got</b> <b>over the bridge.</b> <b>And I thought the</b> <b>statue of Liberty</b> <b>was going to be</b> <b>like the Empire</b> <b>State Building.</b>

<b>So that when I got</b> <b>into the city, I</b> <b>could just drive</b> <b>toward her,</b> <b>which is how we got</b> <b>to the Empire State</b> <b>Building.</b> <b>I just drove</b> <b>towards it.</b> <b>So we were</b> <b>driving, driving.</b>

<b>I was like, I</b> <b>don't,</b> <b>where is she at?</b> <b>Where is she at?</b> <b>I don't see her.</b> <b>So I asked someone</b> <b>and they're like,</b> <b>well, you gotta go</b> <b>down here and then</b> <b>to the harbor.</b> <b>And then she's out</b> <b>in the harbor.</b>

<b>Okay.</b> <b>So we're driving</b> <b>along and out in</b> <b>the distance.</b> <b>I see this little</b> <b>tiny speck</b> <b>out there.</b>

<b>I said, is that the</b> <b>fucking</b> <b>statue of Liberty?</b> <b>I thought</b> <b>she was big.</b> <b>She's the beacon of</b> <b>our country.</b> <b>And she's this tiny</b> <b>woman out in</b> <b>the middle.</b>

<b>Now I've never been</b> <b>up close to</b> <b>the woman.</b> <b>I never</b> <b>ventured out.</b> <b>But from a</b> <b>distance, you just</b> <b>thought she</b> <b>would be big.</b> <b>She was way tiny.</b>

<b>And I thought, not</b> <b>at all what</b> <b>I thought.</b> <b>So my expectation</b> <b>versus reality was</b> <b>like way be let</b> <b>down for her.</b> <b>What do you think?</b> <b>Have you ever</b> <b>been to her?</b> <b>I haven't been.</b>

<b>I haven't taken, I</b> <b>think it's gonna</b> <b>take a ferry or a boat out.</b> <b>Yeah, I haven't</b> <b>been out there.</b> <b>I've been close</b> <b>enough where I can</b> <b>see where she's,</b> <b>but I don't know</b> <b>how she</b> <b>compares to other.</b>

<b>Well, I compare her</b> <b>to the Eiffel Tower</b> <b>and I just, to me</b> <b>in my brain, that's</b> <b>what I expected.</b> <b>So when I saw the</b> <b>Eiffel Tower, that</b> <b>presented as I</b> <b>thought it would.</b> <b>And it's gigantic.</b>

<b>You can see it from</b> <b>around the city.</b> <b>It's still huge</b> <b>around the city.</b> <b>Everywhere you go</b> <b>in the city.</b> <b>Everywhere you go,</b> <b>you can see it.</b>

<b>But the Statue of</b> <b>Liberty, she's much</b> <b>smaller than I</b> <b>expected.</b> <b>People are like,</b> <b>well, if you get</b> <b>next to it, she's</b> <b>really big.</b> <b>I'm like, well,</b> <b>that's great if</b> <b>you're really</b> <b>next to her.</b> <b>But I just thought</b> <b>she was really big</b> <b>in general.</b>

<b>Right.</b> <b>So the whole city</b> <b>could see it.</b> <b>Okay, that's fair.</b> <b>Because it's-</b> <b>I didn't have an</b> <b>expectation.</b>

<b>Like I knew she was</b> <b>out in the water.</b> <b>Yeah, I</b> <b>knew that too.</b> <b>But I still thought</b> <b>she was very big.</b> <b>You thought she'd</b> <b>be bigger?</b> <b>Yes.</b> <b>I mean, it's a safe</b> <b>assumption, right?</b> <b>The way you see it</b> <b>portrayed</b> <b>all the time.</b>

<b>Yeah.</b> <b>The singular thing</b> <b>and there's nothing</b> <b>around it.</b> <b>So you imagine that</b> <b>it's kind of</b> <b>massive</b> <b>and it's not.</b>

<b>So what did you</b> <b>think of New</b> <b>York itself?</b> <b>So for me, New York</b> <b>lived up to my</b> <b>fullest</b> <b>expectations.</b> <b>Yes, it was what I</b> <b>thought it was.</b> <b>Yes, whatever I saw</b> <b>on TV prior to me</b> <b>going there, when I</b> <b>got there,</b> <b>I was like, oh</b> <b>yeah, this is what</b> <b>I see on TV.</b> <b>This is really</b> <b>happening.</b> <b>What about you?</b> <b>Same.</b>

<b>It's just like the</b> <b>neighborhoods are a</b> <b>little weird.</b> <b>Like if-</b> <b>The boroughs.</b> <b>They make it seem</b> <b>like everything's</b> <b>really close</b> <b>together.</b> <b>And it's always not</b> <b>necessarily the</b> <b>case when</b> <b>you're there.</b> <b>So you are really</b> <b>reliant on, you get</b> <b>a taxi to get you</b> <b>from here to here</b> <b>or there.</b> <b>Or you take the</b> <b>subway, whichever,</b> <b>but depending on</b> <b>the time of night.</b>

<b>Because most of the</b> <b>time it was cheaper</b> <b>and quicker to take</b> <b>the subway than to</b> <b>take a taxi</b> <b>because of all the</b> <b>traffic, it would</b> <b>take you longer to</b> <b>get there if you</b> <b>were in a taxi.</b> <b>Yeah, no, New York</b> <b>didn't let me down.</b> <b>You know what I</b> <b>thought was weird</b> <b>in New York was</b> <b>Central Park.</b>

<b>I didn't realize</b> <b>now, I mean, I've</b> <b>known for a long</b> <b>time, but</b> <b>when we went,</b> <b>I didn't realize it</b> <b>was just literally</b> <b>a square in the</b> <b>middle of the city.</b> <b>It's a big</b> <b>rectangle.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>What did you</b> <b>think it was?</b> <b>I don't know.</b> <b>I thought Central</b> <b>Park was like a</b> <b>park and it was</b> <b>jiggy jagged and</b> <b>just on the side of</b> <b>the city.</b>

<b>And I didn't</b> <b>realize it was like</b> <b>smack dab in the</b> <b>middle of the city</b> <b>and just one big</b> <b>rectangle.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>When you see it,</b> <b>aerial in the air</b> <b>and look down, it</b> <b>looks really weird.</b> <b>Aerial.</b> <b>Aerial in the air.</b>

<b>Yeah.</b> <b>What about you? You</b> <b>got no...</b> <b>What do you mean?</b> <b>Any places that you</b> <b>went that...</b> <b>No, I don't like</b> <b>that. I don't like,</b>

<b>what about you?</b> <b>No, I don't</b> <b>like that.</b> <b>You do that all the</b> <b>time. What</b> <b>about you?</b> <b>Yeah, but that</b> <b>didn't flow. That</b>

<b>didn't flow. That</b> <b>didn't flow.</b> <b>So another place</b> <b>that we've all been</b> <b>was Hawaii.</b>

<b>And I think Hawaii</b> <b>lived up to my</b> <b>expectations.</b> <b>Although I thought</b> <b>it was going to</b> <b>be... Because</b> <b>everybody, even</b> <b>though it was been</b> <b>a minute,</b> <b>what, 20 some years</b> <b>ago, the</b> <b>three of us went?</b> <b>Everybody said it</b> <b>was going to be</b> <b>super expensive. It</b> <b>wasn't as expensive</b> <b>as I</b> <b>thought it was,</b> <b>but everything else</b> <b>was basically what</b> <b>I thought it was</b> <b>going to be.</b> <b>Yeah. I don't know</b> <b>what I think about</b> <b>that. I mean, I</b>

<b>would go back</b> <b>again. It's</b> <b>nice there.</b> <b>I would like to see</b> <b>some of the</b> <b>other...</b> <b>Oahu is very...</b> <b>Cityized.</b>

<b>It's very...</b> <b>Cityized. Yeah.</b> <b>And then the big</b> <b>island was...</b> <b>More remote.</b>

<b>Was nothing. Yeah.</b> <b>But yeah, I mean, I</b> <b>liked Hawaii. It</b> <b>was nice.</b> <b>It was the first</b> <b>time I saw water</b> <b>that was clear.</b> <b>It was funny. It</b> <b>was a snorkeling.</b>

<b>The snorkeling</b> <b>was... I like the</b> <b>beaches. The black</b> <b>beaches. I think</b> <b>all of it</b> <b>lived up to</b> <b>what I'd seen in</b> <b>magazines and</b> <b>pictures. What we</b>

<b>experienced lived</b> <b>up to the</b> <b>expectation.</b> <b>I would go back</b> <b>whenever.</b> <b>So what about a</b> <b>place that did not</b> <b>live up to your</b> <b>expectations?</b> <b>We all know you</b> <b>feel strongly. Covered</b>

<b>Greece, yeah.</b> <b>And maybe we just</b> <b>didn't go to the</b> <b>right places or</b> <b>maybe it wasn't the</b> <b>right time</b> <b>because we did go</b> <b>in the winter. It</b> <b>was early December.</b> <b>I mean, I see</b> <b>pictures of other</b> <b>places in Greece.</b>

<b>I'm like, "Oh,</b> <b>well, that</b> <b>looks nice.</b> <b>Where was</b> <b>that at?" Right.</b> <b>I'm not going to</b> <b>say Greece.</b> <b>Right. I was just</b> <b>going to</b> <b>say Athens.</b>

<b>Not at all what I</b> <b>thought it would</b> <b>be. I don't know. I</b> <b>guess I thought it</b> <b>was just all</b> <b>super old ruins. I</b> <b>don't know, but</b> <b>people live there.</b> <b>A shit ton of them.</b> <b>New York</b> <b>style traffic.</b> <b>Exactly. I feel</b>

<b>like Athens was</b> <b>very New York.</b> <b>I didn't expect that.</b> <b>New York, cityized. Shut up.</b>

<b>But all the places</b> <b>that we went, all</b> <b>the places, all of</b> <b>the mythological</b> <b>and archeo...</b> <b>Archeo...</b> <b>Archeo...</b> <b>Archeological.</b>

<b>Archeological.</b> <b>Archelogo...</b> <b>Archel... Yes.</b> <b>All of</b> <b>those places.</b> <b>The old places.</b> <b>We're on a</b> <b>roll today.</b>

<b>Our guide</b> <b>was awesome.</b> <b>The guide was good.</b> <b>But for me, after</b> <b>the third</b> <b>archeological site,</b> <b>I was like, "Okay,</b> <b>I got it."</b> <b>I go back and look</b> <b>at the pictures</b> <b>now. I can't tell</b>

<b>what is what. It's</b> <b>all columns.</b> <b>I took notes.</b> <b>Stones. And then</b> <b>after you hear</b> <b>about the gods, I'm</b> <b>like, "Okay."</b> <b>Well, I like all</b> <b>that stuff.</b>

<b>I did for a little</b> <b>bit, and then I was</b> <b>like, "I didn't</b> <b>care anymore. I</b> <b>just wandered off</b> <b>and took pictures."</b> <b>What about</b> <b>Santorini? Which</b> <b>is, for those</b> <b>listeners and</b> <b>watchers,</b> <b>Santorini is where</b> <b>you see all the</b> <b>blue dome top</b> <b>buildings.</b> <b>The white buildings.</b>

<b>White buildings</b> <b>with the blue...</b> <b>No, we were going</b> <b>to say all. I think</b> <b>it was a total of</b> <b>maybe four to five.</b> <b>But the ones that</b> <b>you see in the</b> <b>picture, right.</b> <b>So what you see in</b> <b>the pictures, you</b> <b>see those pictures,</b> <b>they're taken in</b> <b>Santorini.</b> <b>And there is a lot</b> <b>of old buildings,</b> <b>old homes,</b> <b>old shops.</b>

<b>But we went. It was</b> <b>cold and</b> <b>windy and rainy.</b> <b>So again, I don't</b> <b>know. But then when</b> <b>you see Santorini</b> <b>in the summer,</b> <b>we were wandering.</b> <b>There was nobody.</b>

<b>It was us, dogs,</b> <b>and cats. That was</b> <b>about it.</b> <b>But in the summer,</b> <b>those little</b> <b>skinny...</b>

<b>You can't move. ... are just filled</b> <b>with people. So I</b> <b>don't think that I</b> <b>would. And it's</b> <b>really hot. So</b> <b>there's got to be</b> <b>an in-between where</b> <b>you get...</b>

<b>Both.</b> <b>The good parts</b> <b>without all those</b> <b>people. Yeah.</b> <b>Especially because</b> <b>a lot of the shops</b> <b>close when it's</b> <b>cooler because they</b> <b>make</b> <b>enough money in</b> <b>the summer because</b> <b>it's so</b> <b>stinkin' packed.</b> <b>Yeah. When we get</b>

<b>to Italy, I could</b> <b>talk about</b> <b>that too.</b> <b>Go ahead. Let's go. What do</b> <b>you need to</b> <b>get there?</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>I enjoyed Italy.</b> <b>Oh, pretty much.</b>

<b>But I didn't go to</b> <b>any of the remote</b> <b>towns that some</b> <b>people</b> <b>complain about.</b> <b>I didn't</b> <b>experience...</b> <b>What do you mean,</b> <b>"complain about"?</b> <b>Because some of</b> <b>those towns are</b> <b>really small. So</b> <b>people have</b> <b>unrealistic...</b> <b>I mean, they're</b> <b>very old. Yeah.</b> <b>These are towns</b> <b>that existed before</b> <b>vehicles. So you're</b>

<b>doing a lot of</b> <b>walking.</b> <b>You're not...</b> <b>You're getting</b> <b>dropped off here.</b> <b>You're doing</b> <b>everything on foot</b> <b>and you're</b> <b>coming back.</b> <b>There's no cars in</b> <b>some of these</b> <b>places. So I didn't</b> <b>go to any of...</b>

<b>I stayed in the</b> <b>city. So I've been</b> <b>to, in Italy, Rome,</b> <b>which was</b> <b>fantastic. I could</b> <b>go back anytime.</b> <b>It does get busy.</b>

<b>Obviously, the</b> <b>Colosseum...</b> <b>The Trevi Fountain.</b> <b>The show.</b> <b>Yeah. All of that.</b> <b>I do like 4</b> <b>a.m. to do that.</b>

<b>The issue when I</b> <b>went, it was right</b> <b>before... I'm gonna</b> <b>call it Y2K, right</b> <b>before we</b> <b>switched over.</b> <b>And they were doing</b> <b>a whole bunch of</b> <b>refurbishment.</b>

<b>So if I went to see</b> <b>the... What's the</b> <b>painting?</b> <b>Oh, the</b> <b>Sistine Chapel?</b> <b>Yes. But it was</b> <b>close. So I</b>

<b>couldn't go into</b> <b>the Sistine Chapel</b> <b>because they were</b> <b>refurbishing it.</b> <b>I went to see the</b> <b>Vatican and all of</b> <b>that,</b> <b>which was cool.</b> <b>But I really wanted</b> <b>to get in there,</b> <b>but I couldn't. The</b>

<b>sculptures are</b> <b>fantastic.</b> <b>So Rome was really</b> <b>fun. We went to</b> <b>Venice. I've been</b> <b>to Venice.</b> <b>Now, I went off</b> <b>season, so you</b> <b>encounter a similar</b> <b>effect to that a</b> <b>lot of the shops</b> <b>are closed.</b> <b>But it was cooler.</b>

<b>So I know some</b> <b>people sometimes in</b> <b>the summer complain</b> <b>about the smell and</b> <b>the heat.</b> <b>I didn't experience</b> <b>any of that. And it</b> <b>wasn't too cold.</b> <b>I don't look at</b> <b>Italy as somewhere</b> <b>I want to go for</b> <b>the hustle</b> <b>and the bustle.</b> <b>I think I would</b> <b>like to go more so</b> <b>that when you go to</b> <b>the</b> <b>Colosseum and the...</b>

<b>Yeah.</b> <b>Be less busy.</b> <b>So much to take in.</b> <b>Really, we could</b> <b>just walk around</b> <b>and then there's</b> <b>all the towns.</b> <b>That was just Rome.</b> <b>There's Verona.</b>

<b>Then I went to</b> <b>Venice. I went to</b> <b>Florence.</b> <b>That's as far south</b> <b>as I went. There's</b>

<b>tons. I didn't go</b> <b>south. I didn't go</b> <b>to the</b> <b>Amalfi Coast.</b> <b>I didn't go down to</b> <b>Sicily. I just went</b> <b>down as far as</b> <b>Florence. And</b> <b>Florence was great.</b>

<b>How long</b> <b>did you go?</b> <b>I don't remember.</b> <b>The first time it</b> <b>was May, we drove.</b> <b>So I started in</b> <b>Germany in</b> <b>Düsseldorf.</b> <b>And then we drove</b> <b>from there. And</b> <b>then we went to</b> <b>Bavaria. And then</b> <b>we drove</b> <b>down to Italy.</b>

<b>So I think it was a</b> <b>whole week of us</b> <b>driving and then</b> <b>coming back. And</b> <b>then the</b> <b>other time,</b> <b>I think we went for</b> <b>also five,</b> <b>six days.</b> <b>And how</b> <b>was Germany?</b> <b>So Germany is</b> <b>great. There's a</b>

<b>lot to see, but</b> <b>it's also</b> <b>more modern.</b> <b>You have your small</b> <b>towns where you</b> <b>have your old town</b> <b>feel and whatever.</b> <b>But then you go to</b> <b>places like Munich</b> <b>and you have this</b> <b>huge ancient</b> <b>cathedral in the</b> <b>middle of a city.</b>

<b>And I went,</b> <b>obviously, fairly</b> <b>young. So all of my</b> <b>humanities courses</b> <b>where I had</b> <b>just learned</b> <b>about, say,</b> <b>Charlemagne. So all</b> <b>of that came</b> <b>together because</b> <b>then I just got to</b> <b>go see it,</b> <b>which was</b> <b>fantastic. And then</b> <b>you could take</b> <b>advantage of, in</b> <b>Florence, the</b> <b>Uffizis there.</b> <b>The David is there.</b> <b>And that's</b> <b>interesting because</b> <b>what do you think</b> <b>the David</b> <b>looks like?</b> <b>Well, what do you</b> <b>mean? What do you</b> <b>think? So I've seen</b> <b>other sculptures.</b>

<b>So to me, it just</b> <b>seemed, I mean,</b> <b>what I envisioned</b> <b>is just a marble</b> <b>sculpture of a man.</b> <b>Probably his arms</b> <b>like this</b> <b>and small.</b> <b>And his wiener</b> <b>really tiny.</b> <b>I don't remember</b> <b>the size of</b> <b>his wiener.</b> <b>Most of the wieners</b> <b>were smaller.</b>

<b>Because he's not</b> <b>inside of a</b> <b>building.</b> <b>He's outside?</b> <b>He's outside. So</b> <b>you have to like</b> <b>walk to where he</b> <b>is. And</b> <b>then, you know,</b> <b>everybody just sort</b> <b>of takes it in. And</b>

<b>he's bigger than</b> <b>you'd think.</b> <b>And then you have</b> <b>the most famous</b> <b>painting, the Mona</b> <b>Lisa, which</b> <b>is, again,</b> <b>her The Statue of</b> <b>Liberty, her buds.</b> <b>She's like.</b> <b>You're not seeing</b> <b>it, right? Because</b> <b>you guys went.</b> <b>She's got glass in</b> <b>front of her and</b> <b>there's a stamp on</b> <b>the wall. And you're</b>

<b>like, oh, okay.</b> <b>There she is. It's</b> <b>like a stamp</b> <b>on the wall.</b> <b>And she's first and</b> <b>they don't let you</b> <b>get as close.</b>

<b>You can't get</b> <b>close to her.</b> <b>And they wall it. I</b> <b>mean, they</b> <b>block it off.</b>

<b>And so just</b> <b>recently, a social</b> <b>media, he goes, I</b> <b>stood in</b> <b>line for this.</b> <b>Like this is this</b> <b>is it. And that's</b> <b>exactly how I felt</b> <b>when I saw it.</b> <b>But it's like you</b> <b>have to you can't</b> <b>go and not see it.</b>

<b>I was excited to</b> <b>see the Louvre.</b> <b>I don't think I had</b> <b>any expectation of</b> <b>the Louvre. I knew</b> <b>it was a museum.</b> <b>That's about the</b> <b>extent of it. And</b> <b>then we got there</b> <b>and it's like</b> <b>ginormous.</b> <b>It is. I mean, it's</b>

<b>just a long</b> <b>building, long</b> <b>building, long and</b> <b>then the big</b> <b>glass thing.</b> <b>It was huge. I've</b> <b>been to Paris. I</b> <b>have not been to</b> <b>the Louvre.</b> <b>You haven't?</b> <b>We were there for</b> <b>hours. And I think</b> <b>we saw maybe not</b> <b>even a quarter.</b>

<b>There wasn't enough</b> <b>time. We could</b> <b>have gone in.</b> <b>He said, but</b> <b>really, you need</b> <b>it. We didn't have</b> <b>four hours.</b> <b>They say that it</b> <b>takes a couple of</b> <b>days to see the</b> <b>entire thing.</b>

<b>Yes. And so we chose on</b> <b>purpose. We chose</b> <b>the guided tour</b> <b>that took us to all</b> <b>of the main</b> <b>things that</b> <b>you would want to</b> <b>see, including the</b> <b>Mona Lisa.</b> <b>I liked Paris. I</b> <b>liked Paris.</b>

<b>I did too.</b> <b>I didn't have any</b> <b>negative</b> <b>experiences.</b> <b>But all of the</b> <b>places, I feel like</b> <b>that one, I enjoyed</b> <b>that one the most.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>The Eiffel Tower,</b> <b>all of the history</b> <b>because I really</b> <b>liked</b> <b>learning the history.</b> <b>And so I do like</b> <b>getting guides. And</b>

<b>I liked hearing all</b> <b>the stories about</b> <b>the kings and</b> <b>all the things and</b> <b>walking the streets</b> <b>and doing all that.</b> <b>Eiffel Tower was</b> <b>beautiful.</b> <b>And I want</b> <b>to go back.</b> <b>I do too.</b> <b>Oh, where did we</b> <b>see Harry Potter?</b> <b>I was in London,</b> <b>which was-</b> <b>We're speaking of</b> <b>London. I felt like</b> <b>I was in New York.</b>

<b>I did not. I</b> <b>thought London was-</b> <b>No. Hardly anybody</b> <b>had an English</b> <b>accent until we</b> <b>went to the</b> <b>countryside.</b> <b>We went to Bath.</b>

<b>And there we heard</b> <b>the English accent.</b> <b>In London, very-</b> <b>Hardly. Not a lot. It was a</b> <b>very busy city.</b> <b>I just felt like it</b> <b>was in New York</b> <b>because it was a</b> <b>mishmash of people.</b>

<b>Every language</b> <b>under the sun.</b> <b>Although everybody</b> <b>spoke</b> <b>English, of course.</b> <b>But you didn't get</b> <b>the English accent</b> <b>very much</b> <b>in London.</b> <b>So when you say</b> <b>English accent, are</b> <b>you talking more of</b> <b>the Cockney</b> <b>one? Because</b> <b>any-</b> <b>No, there was none.</b> <b>There was none.</b> <b>No, I know that.</b>

<b>No, it was from</b> <b>other countries.</b> <b>You would</b> <b>hear that accent.</b> <b>You would</b> <b>hear French.</b> <b>You didn't hear</b> <b>anything of</b> <b>the English-</b> <b>German.</b>

<b>So it's</b> <b>quite the melt-</b> <b>It was a</b> <b>mishmash, yeah.</b> <b>Melting pot, right?</b> <b>Yeah. And then the</b> <b>changing of the</b> <b>guards was-</b> <b>That's an hour of</b> <b>my life I'll never</b> <b>get back.</b> <b>It was more</b> <b>than an hour.</b> <b>We didn't even stay</b> <b>for the</b> <b>whole thing.</b> <b>My leg fell asleep</b> <b>standing up. How</b>

<b>does that happen?</b> <b>I don't know.</b> <b>I don't know</b> <b>either. We were</b> <b>there for</b> <b>more than-</b> <b>It was a</b> <b>couple hours.</b> <b>What a waste of</b> <b>money that thing</b> <b>is. Do you need to-</b> <b>There was no money?</b> <b>I mean, they gotta</b> <b>pay for</b> <b>those guards.</b> <b>Oh, them.</b>

<b>I don't know.</b> <b>They were saying</b> <b>us. I was like, "We</b> <b>didn't pay</b> <b>for that."</b> <b>Oh, God, no. I've</b> <b>been mad if</b> <b>I paid for that.</b>

<b>And then- So you're</b> <b>there in front of</b> <b>the</b> <b>Buckingham Palace.</b> <b>Yes, we got there.</b> <b>We're right up</b> <b>against the gate.</b> <b>Yep.</b>

<b>For all the</b> <b>goodness-</b> <b>When you're up</b> <b>against the gate,</b> <b>everybody that came</b> <b>behind you,</b> <b>they just kept</b> <b>pushing you and</b> <b>pushing you and</b> <b>pushing you.</b> <b>So literally, you</b> <b>were packed like</b> <b>sardines.</b> <b>But the way that</b> <b>they do it is the</b> <b>horses come</b> <b>behind you,</b> <b>and they go around,</b> <b>and they come</b> <b>back around.</b> <b>So now we're</b> <b>at the gate-</b> <b>You weren't even trying to defend</b> <b>that whole thing.</b> <b>But we're at the</b> <b>gate. I can't see</b>

<b>the horses</b> <b>because there's so</b> <b>many people behind</b> <b>me squishing me.</b> <b>I barely saw</b> <b>the horses.</b> <b>We're just seeing</b> <b>the dudes walk, and</b> <b>they're</b> <b>walking and walking.</b>

<b>And I'm like,</b> <b>"Okay, is this it?</b> <b>Are we</b> <b>gonna change?"</b> <b>Flipping</b> <b>their legs.</b> <b>No, they're not.</b> <b>We're walking.</b> <b>We're walking.</b> <b>30 minutes in,</b> <b>still fucking</b> <b>walking around, and</b> <b>now a band</b> <b>comes out.</b> <b>I'm like, "Okay,</b> <b>this is it.</b>

<b>Here we go."</b> <b>No. And I said,</b> <b>"I'm done."</b> <b>I said, "I don't</b> <b>care anymore. If</b> <b>the guard changes,</b> <b>it doesn't change."</b>

<b>So we just pushed</b> <b>our way through the</b> <b>crowd and left.</b> <b>You don't know</b> <b>until you go or-</b> <b>Yes.</b> <b>Unless you do a lot</b> <b>of research and go,</b> <b>"Do I</b> <b>really need to-"</b> <b>If you think it</b> <b>through, "Do I</b> <b>really need to see</b> <b>a changing</b> <b>of the guard?"</b> <b>Is that like the sink?</b> <b>I thought it would be like</b> <b>maybe 20 minutes?</b> <b>I mean, you're just</b> <b>changing</b> <b>people out.</b> <b>It's for tourists.</b>

<b>People would come</b> <b>out like we did.</b> <b>Yes, I'm sure it's</b> <b>tradition as well.</b> <b>I think they would</b> <b>do it with the</b> <b>tourists</b> <b>or without.</b>

<b>Yes.</b> <b>That's true. What</b> <b>about Iceland?</b> <b>I think Iceland was</b> <b>what I</b> <b>thought it was.</b> <b>I don't know</b> <b>what I thought.</b>

<b>I would go back to</b> <b>Iceland in the</b> <b>heartbeat.</b> <b>I don't know what I</b> <b>thought</b> <b>before we went.</b> <b>I didn't really, I</b> <b>just, I</b> <b>took your word-</b> <b>You just went because I said I</b> <b>want to go</b> <b>to Iceland.</b> <b>Well, yeah, but I</b> <b>took your word of</b> <b>where to go, but I</b> <b>didn't have any</b> <b>expectations.</b>

<b>I wasn't saying,</b> <b>"Oh, I really</b> <b>want to see."</b> <b>I knew I wanted to</b> <b>see some waterfalls</b> <b>and they lived up</b> <b>to their-</b> <b>When we saw beautiful-</b> <b>The waterfalls were</b> <b>beautiful.</b> <b>And there's so many</b> <b>we saw but a-</b> <b>Fraction.</b> <b>Fraction of them.</b> <b>We saw a fraction</b> <b>of Iceland</b> <b>in general.</b> <b>Yeah.</b>

<b>I would go there</b> <b>for like a month</b> <b>and just go to all</b> <b>the places</b> <b>in Iceland.</b> <b>We went</b> <b>snowmobiling.</b> <b>We went</b> <b>snowmobiling</b> <b>on a glacier.</b>

<b>On the glacier,</b> <b>that's right.</b> <b>And so we were on a</b> <b>bus with some dudes</b> <b>and they were just</b> <b>gallivanting across</b> <b>the freaking world.</b> <b>Do you remember</b> <b>those guys?</b> <b>Guys who peed in</b> <b>the snow.</b> <b>In the snow.</b> <b>At some point, the</b> <b>guy goes, he goes,</b> <b>"Can you believe</b> <b>it? We are on a</b> <b>fucking glacier</b> <b>right now."</b> <b>And it's when</b> <b>people say things</b> <b>like that, we take</b> <b>for granted all</b> <b>that we get</b> <b>to see and do.</b>

<b>But in that moment,</b> <b>it really hit me</b> <b>like, "Holy fuck,</b> <b>we're on a fucking glacier."</b> <b>We could not see</b> <b>shit because it was</b> <b>completely</b> <b>white out.</b> <b>But it was fun.</b> <b>It was a</b> <b>lot of fun.</b> <b>What else? Where</b> <b>else have you been?</b> <b>Have you been to</b> <b>Amsterdam?</b> <b>No.</b> <b>Oh, that's right.</b>

<b>Amsterdam, I feel</b> <b>like was-</b> <b>I didn't feel that</b> <b>Amsterdam</b> <b>was like that.</b> <b>No?</b> <b>No.</b> <b>What'd you think?</b> <b>I thought the red</b> <b>light district was</b> <b>uncomfortable.</b>

<b>It was?</b> <b>It was</b> <b>uncomfortable</b> <b>because-</b> <b>Such a prude.</b> <b>Huh? You're</b> <b>such a prude.</b> <b>No, not because of</b> <b>that. I mean, I</b> <b>knew what it was.</b> <b>Yes.</b>

<b>So it was what it</b> <b>is. I didn't expect</b> <b>to feel</b> <b>uncomfortable, but</b> <b>the women are</b> <b>standing there</b> <b>and you feel like</b> <b>you're in a zoo.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Oh.</b> <b>Except they're people.</b>

<b>So I didn't- I</b> <b>wanted so badly to</b> <b>look in and-</b> <b>because some of</b> <b>them were very-</b> <b>she's just sitting</b> <b>on a stool on her</b> <b>phone and some of</b> <b>them had things</b> <b>going on.</b> <b>So I wanted to, but</b> <b>I felt like I'm</b> <b>just staring at</b> <b>this woman.</b> <b>So I would just</b> <b>kind of look</b> <b>notchalantly and</b> <b>see what</b> <b>was going on.</b>

<b>And you're allowed to take pictures or</b> <b>anything?</b> <b>She got</b> <b>yelled at for it.</b> <b>And I think it</b> <b>overwhelmingly</b> <b>smelled</b> <b>like weed, too.</b> <b>Well, there was a</b> <b>lot of weed there.</b>

<b>But it was like a</b> <b>very, very,</b> <b>very strong-</b> <b>I don't remember it</b> <b>being that bad.</b> <b>Amsterdam had</b> <b>pretty flowers.</b> <b>We didn't really</b> <b>see them though.</b> <b>We saw them in some</b> <b>place because</b> <b>that's what I</b> <b>remember.</b> <b>I don't remember</b> <b>seeing them. We</b> <b>have different</b> <b>experiences,</b> <b>obviously,</b> <b>when we travel.</b>

<b>Just took in</b> <b>different things.</b> <b>It doesn't matter.</b> <b>I mean, I remember</b> <b>like in Germany, I</b> <b>think we went</b> <b>up to Holland.</b> <b>I feel like Holland</b> <b>has lots</b> <b>of flowers.</b>

<b>Tulips.</b> <b>See?</b> <b>I have tulips and</b> <b>then you get to see</b> <b>a lot of windmills.</b> <b>Yes, yes.</b> <b>And that was kind</b> <b>of fun. And that</b> <b>was like a day</b> <b>trip, too.</b>

<b>Bavaria was nice,</b> <b>but we only went</b> <b>there for the</b> <b>castles, right?</b> <b>So I went to see</b> <b>Neuschweinstein.</b> <b>Oh, is that</b> <b>the Disney?</b> <b>That's what the</b> <b>Disney castle</b> <b>supposedly is</b> <b>modeled after.</b> <b>It's not exactly.</b>

<b>There's three</b> <b>castles in that</b> <b>area and they were,</b> <b>I guess, being</b> <b>built by the</b> <b>same family.</b> <b>And they were not</b> <b>finished because I</b> <b>think the guy died</b> <b>before he could</b> <b>finish the</b> <b>other castles.</b> <b>And when you visit,</b> <b>people still live</b> <b>in the castle.</b> <b>So you only get to</b> <b>see a part of it.</b> <b>What else?</b> <b>Death Valley was</b> <b>cool. We went</b> <b>there, too.</b>

<b>I didn't go.</b> <b>Oh, you weren't</b> <b>there. Sorry.</b> <b>Yeah, I wasn't there.</b> <b>It was hot?</b> <b>It was hot.</b> <b>Death Valley lived</b> <b>up to its name.</b>

<b>Yes, it did.</b> <b>I think that was</b> <b>cool, though.</b> <b>Vegas is cool.</b> <b>Vegas lived up to</b> <b>what I</b> <b>thought it was.</b>

<b>Yes.</b> <b>But I've been, I</b> <b>think, five or six</b> <b>times now.</b> <b>Unless you're like</b> <b>a gambler.</b>

<b>Which we're not.</b> <b>But the</b> <b>shows were cool.</b> <b>The shows, to me,</b> <b>that's the best</b> <b>part of Vegas is</b> <b>going to the shows.</b> <b>We went skiing. We</b> <b>went to the Grand</b> <b>Canyon. We went to</b>

<b>the Death Valley.</b> <b>We went to the</b> <b>whorehouse.</b> <b>I didn't</b> <b>go to that.</b> <b>No, you did not.</b>

<b>Oh, you didn't go</b> <b>to the whorehouse.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Although now, going</b> <b>back when we just</b> <b>went to California.</b>

<b>It's a little tamer.</b> <b>It is different.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>It's like, first of</b> <b>all, there's, is</b> <b>the, do I say</b> <b>target on every</b> <b>corner or a CVS or</b> <b>something?</b> <b>We got there.</b>

<b>It was like one</b> <b>o'clock in the</b> <b>morning by the time</b> <b>we were</b> <b>traipsing around.</b> <b>And I was surprised</b> <b>as to see if any of</b> <b>the things</b> <b>were not open.</b> <b>Yeah.</b>

<b>I just thought</b> <b>Vegas was 24-7,</b> <b>everything</b> <b>was 24-7.</b> <b>But it's not.</b> <b>It is not.</b> <b>We went to try and</b> <b>go get something to</b> <b>eat and the only</b> <b>thing that was open</b> <b>was McDonald's.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Really?</b> <b>But it's different</b> <b>than when the last</b> <b>time you</b> <b>and I went.</b>

<b>Yeah.</b> <b>It has changed.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Where else? Where</b> <b>else did we go?</b> <b>We've been to</b> <b>New Orleans.</b> <b>Oh yeah.</b> <b>What did you think?</b> <b>I thought it</b> <b>was hottest.</b>

<b>Oh God.</b> <b>I thought it was</b> <b>going to die.</b> <b>We're from Florida</b> <b>and we got some</b> <b>fucking humidity in</b> <b>Florida and I'm not</b> <b>a sweater.</b> <b>Normally, I'm not</b> <b>one to</b> <b>easily sweat.</b> <b>Because you were acclimated.</b>

<b>In New Orleans, I</b> <b>would walk out of</b> <b>the hotel, walk</b> <b>down to the stairs</b> <b>and I had a</b> <b>film on me.</b> <b>The humidity there,</b> <b>we went in June.</b> <b>It was hot</b> <b>as balls.</b> <b>I have</b> <b>clients out there.</b>

<b>He's like, "Why are</b> <b>you coming</b> <b>here in June?"</b> <b>That's the time to</b> <b>come to</b> <b>New Orleans.</b> <b>It was what</b> <b>I thought.</b> <b>Bourbon Street was</b> <b>disgusting.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Smelled like piss</b> <b>and people were.</b> <b>But again, I liked</b> <b>the tour that we</b> <b>went on where they</b> <b>told us...</b>

<b>Was it a</b> <b>ghost tour?</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>I think so.</b> <b>Where they told us</b> <b>some stories.</b> <b>They had the haunted </b> <b>buildings and stuff</b> <b>like that.</b> <b>And the</b> <b>history there.</b> <b>Again, I like</b> <b>the history.</b>

<b>Oh yeah.</b> <b>That city has a lot</b> <b>of history.</b> <b>It's just through</b> <b>the Katrina, all</b> <b>that stuff.</b>

<b>We got to see that.</b> <b>And the</b> <b>cemeteries and...</b> <b>It wasn't the</b> <b>cemetery.</b> <b>The Mama Voodoo</b> <b>Cemetery, but it</b> <b>was a cemetery.</b> <b>Because it</b> <b>was closed.</b> <b>Well, now you can</b> <b>only go on</b> <b>special tours.</b>

<b>To see that one,</b> <b>you had to book a</b> <b>time to go there.</b> <b>Wherever</b> <b>that lady is.</b> <b>Because of vandalism, they've</b> <b>had to limit access</b> <b>to those things,</b> <b>which is like,</b> <b>"Come on, people."</b> <b>How about</b> <b>Niagara Falls?</b> <b>I didn't go there.</b> <b>Tara</b> <b>didn't go there.</b>

<b>Because you guys...</b> <b>I had...</b> <b>We went to New</b> <b>York, and then you</b> <b>guys went on the</b> <b>Niagara Falls.</b>

<b>I had to go back.</b> <b>Yeah, we</b> <b>went to Toronto.</b> <b>And went</b> <b>to Toronto.</b>

<b>I like</b> <b>Toronto a lot too.</b> <b>But we went on the</b> <b>New York side.</b> <b>Do you go to the</b> <b>Canada side?</b> <b>The Canadian side is...</b> <b>You went to</b> <b>Buffalo, right?</b> <b>Yeah, we</b> <b>went to Buffalo.</b> <b>We didn't go to the</b> <b>Canadian side.</b> <b>We crossed off.</b>

<b>We went to Toronto.</b> <b>Did you?</b> <b>Oh.</b> <b>But yeah,</b> <b>it was nice.</b> <b>It was nice.</b> <b>I remember</b> <b>going out.</b>

<b>Do you want a</b> <b>little boat?</b> <b>Yeah, we went on</b> <b>the little boat.</b> <b>We did the thing.</b> <b>And you're under</b> <b>the waterfall.</b>

<b>You stand on the</b> <b>deck or whatever.</b> <b>Pretty impressive.</b> <b>Yeah.</b>

<b>Well, maybe I'll</b> <b>get to go one day.</b> <b>Maybe one day.</b> <b>Shut up</b> <b>right?</b> <b>Frickin' whore.</b> <b>We went to</b> <b>two things.</b>

<b>Without you.</b> <b>Doesn't matter.</b> <b>That's two</b> <b>too many.</b> <b>But then the</b> <b>cruise, we did a</b> <b>Disney cruise.</b> <b>We did.</b>

<b>And what countries</b> <b>did we see?</b> <b>We saw Castaway</b> <b>Cay, Jamaica.</b> <b>Castaway Cay was in</b> <b>the Bahamas.</b> <b>Is it a</b> <b>Bahamas, yes.</b> <b>Castaway Cay is in</b> <b>a country.</b> <b>But that was nice.</b>

<b>That was...</b> <b>Yes.</b> <b>Because it</b> <b>was Disney.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>We had food</b> <b>that we ate.</b> <b>And then you could</b> <b>get snacks.</b>

<b>And they</b> <b>had chairs.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>Yeah.</b>

<b>And the water was</b> <b>really pretty.</b> <b>Jamaica, they tell</b> <b>you not to go</b> <b>anywhere.</b> <b>But what we did</b> <b>see, we went</b> <b>to the beach.</b> <b>Yeah.</b> <b>And then we went to</b> <b>a resort, which was</b> <b>very nice.</b> <b>And they gave us</b> <b>some sort of...</b>

<b>It was jerk</b> <b>chicken, which was</b> <b>pretty yummy.</b> <b>It was spicy.</b> <b>I liked it.</b> <b>I went now.</b> <b>So the cruise</b> <b>itself, 10</b> <b>out of 10.</b> <b>Except for at some</b> <b>point, I felt</b> <b>like the food</b> <b>just all tasted the</b> <b>same to me.</b>

<b>Oh.</b> <b>Well, maybe.</b> <b>Because it means</b> <b>it's all...</b> <b>I had steak</b> <b>every night.</b> <b>So I</b> <b>tasted the same.</b> <b>Yeah.</b>

<b>And my</b> <b>vanilla is...</b> <b>But all the food...</b> <b>No matter what I</b> <b>ate, it had a tinge</b> <b>of the same</b> <b>feel to me.</b> <b>Breakfast, lunch,</b> <b>and dinner.</b> <b>Like the second</b> <b>day, everything had</b> <b>the same...</b> <b>I could see that.</b>

<b>But if you have</b> <b>kids, Disney cruise</b> <b>100% all the way.</b> <b>Just because of all</b> <b>of the activities</b> <b>they have for kids,</b> <b>you could drop them</b> <b>off at the club.</b> <b>And then you could</b> <b>still have</b> <b>some me time.</b>

<b>I would say even if</b> <b>you didn't have...</b> <b>Because they had a</b> <b>section that was</b> <b>for the adults.</b> <b>But I liked the</b> <b>fact that</b> <b>everything</b> <b>was clean.</b> <b>They were on</b> <b>top of things.</b>

<b>You would go to the</b> <b>area where you</b> <b>could get ice cream</b> <b>and drinks.</b> <b>And there was...</b> <b>We were sitting</b> <b>somewhere and I was</b> <b>watching.</b> <b>There was a person</b> <b>just standing.</b> <b>A Disney person</b> <b>just waiting there.</b> <b>Waiting.</b>

<b>The minute somebody</b> <b>got up, the</b> <b>cleaning table went</b> <b>back stood.</b> <b>It was like</b> <b>that was...</b> <b>Their whole thing</b> <b>is to make sure the</b> <b>minute</b> <b>somebody left,</b> <b>or they left</b> <b>something, they</b> <b>cleaned it up.</b> <b>So very rarely did</b> <b>you see a mess.</b>

<b>No, that's</b> <b>what I mean.</b> <b>If you</b> <b>could afford it.</b> <b>And i

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