the truth about coachella (everyone else is lying to you)
Hello, in good, morning. Huh. It is currently 5:20, in the morning. And. I just pulled an all-nighter again I'm not, doing. Good but I'm gonna try to talk with you as best as I can because um, that's. What I do yeah, sorry. Today's another travel, vlog I know you guys probably like Emma stop, with the travel vlogs we're done but um April's a busy month so, Valkyr your seat belt and come, along for the ride if you want today we're going to Palm Springs Palm, Desert Coachella, Valley for, Coachella, Music Festival, I'm. So. Fucking excited I'm definitely. Tired, though I just pulled an all-nighter and you're probably Emma why did you pull an all-nighter here's my answer I was. Editing a video and I thought that I'd be done by around 1 a.m. and then next thing you know it's 5 a.m. and I'm still not done what time am I supposed, to wake up 5 a.m. to leave for the airport does that make sense thank, you and yeah cuz they just love you guys so much it's. Time to drink a juice because. Good, morning oh shit. I like, this sorry. I'm. Going with the app doats oh thank you dope for sending me on this trip I'm so fucking grateful. It's. Gonna be a long day gonna be a long. Like. There's. Let's. Just start all travel, there. It is you guys are really eating the best version of me right now mm-hmm, I'm a fucking, mess. Literally. Everybody's, maybe like you were just with her like a vici oh yes. Everybody. Else was in terminal 3 I was in terminal 7 we, were like looking for each other I couldn't find each other it was a big fat mess I'll see you when we get to the Airbnb I'm sick of this I am NOT gonna like walk the car ride I do enough car vlogs like we need to switch it up I can't even believe this is real I'm just stripped down for your butt ass naked oh my god I don't know what's going on. Yes. It's, my house tennis, courts would definitely be a lot cooler if you could actually see the tennis court. Louise. But what do you need if you have floaties a pool but an air blower fatty smooth kitchen what happens if you poop your panties, you. Wash it, dining-room, table for when we have to have I don't, know why you feel everything on. There. Here's. A. Room. Where, I'm gonna get kinky. Already. Taking my poops. Look. Out this is where I'm gonna be doing my work from work know my work I don't go to school mm-hmm, drop out yes. Hello. So. If my left toe. Hey, ladies we're at dinner we got these three, flip in blankets, how cute is it I'm naming her sandy, can't get enough got some water let's take all taste test I. Can't. Get enough of her oh I'm sorry you know our earrings now because I think I want to try to be a girl I don't know we're gonna see, what we can do with that I'm so excited for food let's kind of see what's on the menu a bunch of like really. Like. Classy, stuff I'm not very classy so we'll see how that goes but there's like roasted, beets I'm scared beets I don't know I can't read a menu it's like I'm not smart enough for that good night. Over. Time okay, I'm really tired now and I want to just and, I want to just poopoo, in bed you know when you want to go to bed and it's 3 p.m. and you're, bad, that. Was hella sick I want it I hope she does that again like a lot tomorrow I'd like the next day. Okay. No. It actually works it like makes me serious with my ala kinda hurt okay so guys. Really serious I. Was like I know lately, I. Just. Haven't been like real of you guys lately because I've been like not telling you how I feel and she's not proud of it and here's what it is here's how I feel it's that I'm bored, she's bored she. Okay. So basically here's what we're gonna do we're gonna do a little challenge in my video I know we don't do those a lot but I thought it'd be really fun if we did it so basically everybody's, gonna come into the bathroom and tell a secret to the camera and then I'm, gonna see it later when, I edit, it and.
It's. Gonna be a great time so. Okay. So my secret is kind of embarrassing and, my secret is I I, use your toothbrush tonight and I'm not even sorry about it. I, forgot. My toothbrush I was. Telling my secret I said that I used her toothbrush, did you actually do that, hopefully, this is her toothbrush. New. Secret. Actually. He's dead I'm sorry about it a secret. About she. Actually followed, me and watched my videos before I, ever knew about her I shoot, some Emma's. Literally, the funniest and she's. So free prettiest, isn't even like I see her but like it's just a fact and I feel like no one really appreciates how pretty she actually is. Love, you Hannah, did. Your girly inspirational, - I'm trying to use her toothbrush okay. Tell your secret um when I was five years old they shaved off my eyebrows I have to film it every day one, time. Beep. Crazy just, to be me. We're, right, here mine is like right. We. Have magic but birthmarks. That is so cool, ok. Breakfast. Time. Made. A little iced coffee here we're really killing it out here today. Some, dry toast, just, toast that's dry I. Fell. Down the stairs yesterday, and I have a bruise on my butt and I literally have to lift one cheek waddle that's we live I'm, gonna be here every day because I feel really special and I feel really special about it my neck is about to rip off though really besides that we're doing so good. Alright. I'm, stupid and I forgot to film oo TVs when I was actually at the flippin festival so now I have to do it now startop, is from honey bum my bralette, is from brandy melville my skirt is from UNIF my belt is from brandy melville my glasses are from Francesca's, and I was also wearing white Doc Martens that were not shown in this picture ok that's it I'm gonna do this for every single day and so just get ready for that so if you wanted to know where this shit was from I got you I got you girl I love you so much all right I love you bye. I've. Literally been here for 5 minutes already at the coffee place I don't even give a Frick level-10 sweating right now like. I feel like I'm dying this was $9. I'm not to be the judge foods worth the $9 it. Was kind of worth the $9, it's very damn good. I'm. Gonna cut all this out. It's. Literally eight o'clock we have six more hours I'm exhausted I want to go to bed but guess what Ryan never stopped. Are, you kidding. Me. End. Of day one wow, what a day shall, we talk about it and, no, we should we talk about it we're gonna talk about it what a long damn literally so tired it's like what time it is it's like 1:00 a.m. I think it's 12 44 literally there's no connection at the coachella grounds I couldn't upload any Instagram pictures I mean got a selfie such a bitch and I couldn't, like text my mom and be like mom I'm not dead like I couldn't do that and yeah I'm really I'm really tired I'll see you tomorrow peace out let me semis, good night baby. Day. 2 ha ha these earrings really hurt my ears I'm like really in pain uh-huh sorry stupid. Picks up, like. Her about rocks orange county is a special guys today I'm so excited we're literally leaving early like we're leaving like right now it's like 110. We're gonna leave in like 50, minutes to go see Rex Orange County I'm gonna cry when I see him so I'll see you when I see him and you're gonna see me freak out what. All. Right for starters we have bandana, which is from the bandana store actually I don't know where I got that so I don't know maybe Amazon, or something glasses.
Are From Amazon, my top is from zafo, it's actually bathing suit top because we're crazy like that my shorts are Levi's my little fucking, chain, head ass thing is from brandy, melville socks are from Topshop and shoes are converse, so Mozilla. Haven't. Vlogged at all today and I just want to let you know that I'm sorry, but, I hope that you forgive me we're gonna gain some coffee right now this is my second copy of the day okay like are we surprised we're back for a second one. Guys. I just thought I've lost my, goddamn camera, he was on the ground I'm in idiot, okay sorry bye um hello I swear. To fucking god this, bitch is on crack she's on crack I'm freaking out geometers, you're off the camera cuz I'm being annoying as fuck right now okay bye okay well she may be on crack but at least she's self-aware. Hi. It's, day three let's talk it's, been a minute okay I just wanted to fill you guys in because it's kind of been a hot minute it's so scary to bring out my camera because every time I bring out my camera I almost lose it and so I'm just like scared that I'm gonna like lose my camera. Okay. Sorry my body has been in like excruciating. Pain the whole time my upper back my feet have blisters all over them my voice hurts, I have dust all up inside my nose I am a mess last night I saw Timothy Shalem egg just chilling I was like you are so hot then I saw Jim Charles like twice since I hide of them those I'm scared, I always thought Justin Bieber it wasn't him okay, that was fucked up yeah that was we, were freaking, it yeah it was just a fat dude with a band and I. Think. We saw Olivia O'Brien you, saw her what. It's. Actually not as crazy as I thought it was gonna be but it's just like you're constantly, walking around and your body hurts. And. You're just like what's going on look and you're dehydrated. When there's lines for everything, alrighty, get into the crowd you they really can't and your edible, all the time I've been here there was entire also, I kept thinking that somebody was gonna somehow, like open my backpack while, I was standing there and take my camera out so super paranoid about that doesn't mean it. All. Right so I didn't really get a good full photo of this outfit so this is gonna be a little bit of a struggle but we're gonna do it anyways all right my glasses are from Francesca's, again my little top thing basically naked, top is from forever 21 my, jewelry is from forever 21 and, then this little necklace right here may or may not be something that I designed, and will be selling, down, the line maybe, will but maybe it won't my skirt is from PacSun, and my shoes are Nike, Air Force Ones from, Nike obviously, so there it is stay three outfit that was it. Literally. Here again like this is the only place you see us like we are not anywhere else we're getting coffee at all times it's just how it is really happy sometimes I. Finished. It in two minutes bye. At. This point Coachella, became living hell okay I didn't, want to be here anymore but I still had to be there for another I don't know hour-and-a-half it was not good I have never been, more tired in. My life. That's. Kind of good. Hello. And welcome, to Emma's, Coachella, review, you might be like Emma let's just like end the vlog right no one gives a fuck well, I thought it would be kind of valuable, if I gave you guys a little Coachella, review because everybody's always talking about how amazing it is now perfect, it is and how flawless it is and how perfect it is and how it's the best time of the year and how it's so fun and there's no flaws and it's totally, worth the thousands. Of dollars that you invest into it the funny part about it is it's not even actually investing, because you don't ever actually make any money back it just sucks money from your wallet and then you never actually make it back it just goes into nothing because you don't it's just that's the thing about it also look at this weird piece of lint in my hair it makes me really uncomfortable and, I like can't get my eyes off of it and like editing right now he's really difficult because they keep staring at the stupid piece of lint anyway okay well today I'm here to tell you the truth I think everybody wants Coachella.
To Be as amazing as it looks because like they just want to believe it you know and I wanted to believe it that's for damn sure and was I let down no it was still a really cool experience but it's definitely not what I expected it to be so I thought I would kind of take you through the pros and the cons so, first we're gonna start out with the cons because, there's. More. Of them I think that part of it is because my expectations, were so high that like a lot of things stuck out to me as being like kind, of shitty the first con is that your. Body is gonna be hurting at all times my feet were hurting from, standing on them all day my back was hurting from, like standing, up all day and jumping around and shit my lips were constantly. Chapped like he did not matter how much chaps men put on they were just getting dried out drying out dried out my nose was all dry and had like dust and crusted, in it because there's like dust flying around cuz you're in the desert yeah I had blisters all over my feet I don't know why I was like chafing, like my backpack, strings were like chafing, my like arms, like it was bad I'm also sensitive that was probably part of it I'm a pussy, moving, on it's not all about the music a lot of people I know even me I was like oh I'm going for the music dude like what the fuck like I don't care about anything else I just want to hear the artists, I love you no it's not like that okay I was like so disappointed, because there was a lot of artists I wanted to see that I just couldn't end up seeing because like sometimes - your favorite artists will like be playing at the same time and you've to like choose you know you and your friend might not Green so then it's like I don't want to see them and it's like well I want to see them and it's like mile hang go by yourself and you're like well I don't want to die but also a lot of the times you'll show up and you'll be so excited and then they'll be like a technical, difficulty for example, I went and I saw Rex Orange County he was a special guest I was so excited he's one of my favorite artists like ever and like his microphone kept like hang up like it like stopped working completely at one point and he like you couldn't even hear him also like his microphone kept making like weird loud squeaky, sounds was all fucked up I'm like what the hell you're going just for the music I would say don't go because it's so much money and you're probably not even gonna see everybody you want and like it's probably not even gonna sound as good as it would if you just like went to their concert, like separately. Another con is that it's. A fuckin mess it's a big mess there's creepy, men everywhere. People just like grabbing your arm and like kissing your hand and following, you around and shit like I'm ugly and they still were doing that and that says something, drunk people everywhere, like people throwing up it's a mess okay moving on there's just no reception so if you want to like text your friend and be like where are you you can't like if you're lost you are lost. Next it's so fucking, expensive if it was cheaper, I wouldn't be as harsh but because it's literally, anywhere, between like four hundred and fifty dollars in like two thousand dollars depending on when you buy your ticket or if your VIP etc, I spent like nine dollars a day on coffee this is actually a lie I literally, spent 27 dollars a day on coffee because I bought a minimum, of three and they're each nine dollars meaning that I spent a minimum, of twenty seven dollars. God. I got in a sigh Bowl one day and that she was fourteen dollars I mean it would have been twelve but I wanted almond butter on it so. That added two dollars I don't care the only cheap thing I Hotel is the water bottles in there two dollars each which if you really think about it it's still kind of a lot but whatever also buying your outfits, for it are expensive, because that's like the whole point of Coachella it's the outfits and like the pictures and making, it look fun when it's really like not as fun as it actually looks so that's all the cons now let's talk about the pros number one the vibes are good you're gonna meet a bunch of different types of people you're probably gonna see some celebs which is always fun but like if.
You Don't, go to Coachella just to see the celebs because you'll look at them from far away and be like whoa and then that's it and it's like is that really worth it. $700, ticket now everybody's, just trying to have a good time except for the pedophiles they also actually are trying to have a good but like not, kind. Of good time that we like in this community. Another. Pro is that it's, super fun to post about it on Instagram, and make everyone else hate their lives that aren't there the way that people make it look on Instagram, wow like it's a lie like I mean I'm being honest like it looks so fun on Instagram, like I remember all the years I was like oh my god like that looks so amazing and it's cool but like it is not, as fun as it looks on Instagram the amount of like struggles, that we dealt with throughout the whole thing was. Like absurd, I feel like that's about it so that's all the pros and cons overall. I think I'd rate Coachella a 6 out of 10 it's exhausting, afterwards, you're like this is just. Like. I can't even believe I just went through that hopefully, that shed some light on what it's really like and you can like make a decision more educated, Lee now everybody, else lying, to you guys being like Coachella so fun it's, the perfect. This thing are you laughing who knows if I'll be going next year I don't know I don't know if I can do that again but then again it's one of those things where it's like. It's. Kind of worth it though. You.