SI'S MOST ICONIC MOMENTS PART 2 | Duck Dynasty

SI'S MOST ICONIC MOMENTS PART 2 | Duck Dynasty

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check out this Endo right here look at that whoa that was somewhere alert what is an end though it's a trick dude oh it's just video with Endo oh well she would Endo your face into a building dip hey I'm done watching Jeff's movie there take a seat check this outside how awesome is that that is all right all right so that's done no hey that's impressive camera work hey look I admit it I don't know much about technology hold on family for you yeah I did this myself now that's why it's always good to have a techno nerd like Jeff around you look like a nerd dude it's called mini cams hey that's pretty cool if you need advice on how to set the clock on your VCR hey call yep look see everywhere it looks been filmed quit doing that even if you need to record something on your VCR hey Jefferson man the calls huh if you need a new VCR he'll go down to Circuit City with you hey he'll help you pick out the best one here's what I'm thinking looking at the World Through The Eyes of Si Robertson the life of science it's like a documentary get it a documentary did it no trust me on this nobody wants to see the world through Psy's eyes there you go there we go all right turn that sucker on if I'm on film it's like looking at one of those ink blocks you never really know exactly what you're looking at y'all go ahead boys what do you do welcome to the world of Psy for a tea break tea break this is going to get real old fast nah this is going to be what they call a classic a created a monster I'm gonna win the pool surprise on this Y'all Gonna stack them on this palette we're finished with this get on there and all right all right take it slow I'm ready to go hunting I don't want to be injured before I go hunting where are these other clowns I'm gonna go kill something oh yeah it's deer season let's do this whenever hunting season rolls around let's just say it's pretty difficult to focus on work well you gotta tell glorified sled dog you need a whip people get a little bit antsy but then again anytime you got gobbling around it just gets flat out weird weird and dangerous here we go that's all I think this is a dog pulling a horse [Music] oh that's all of them hey gentlemen I present Psy Vision boy this day just got weird From This Moment On okay hey the truth will be known nobody's gonna be able to look at Ty Robertson again with a crooked eye and say hey that guy's head ain't all right do not forget it's all live look I've got one camera looking at me so you can see my reactions to everything through my eyes Okay the world view and then I got another one on my chest where you can see what a shorter version of me sees I'm recording and filming everything you do careful boys oh good grief hey I'm part Six Million Dollar Man and I'm part RoboCop where in the world did you find that helmet hey Uncle Sam gave me this helmet and the only thing I had to do for it was go to Vietnam and if I had this sucker then I'd have had the greatest war movie ever okay gunship coming in with all kind of spines bomb bursting everywhere monkeys running everywhere blowing up couldn't do that can we go hunting now we're gonna sit around talk about what happened or what didn't happen in the Vietnam War yeah we can but first I got to take a leap hey turn that camera off push that button on top now life is an adventure okay and this is part of it this is turning into a horror flag now it's an adventure it's one Adventure I don't want to see [Music] what is taken size so long you've been in there forever he's old you know it takes a while to get the pipes going how would you know you've never watched The Golden Girls remember Stanley Dorothy's ex you know he made a joke about it my younger brother so being that there's an age difference sometimes I can't tell if our differences are strictly age related I love that show the girls and girls and I don't like you okay either way when you start talking about The Golden Girls and applying it to life you're becoming my most distant relative in Gold's good tea out gold the bad team besides that because he's in a galaxy far far away wow look here all right goodbye toilet hello see what we're gonna do here okay is I'm gonna show you the life of a man okay if you sprinkle on your tinkle clean and be neat why have to think in his day-to-day struggles in today's world oh come on no paper towels as you and you might ask just who is that man star Robinson hey Stormy this is all non-fiction Jack hey look you can't make this stuff up you all ready to go hunting yes well let's go come on let me get my route I feel like we're going hunting with Inspector Gadget lights camera action here we are in a great outdoors all right Nature's playground all right and I got to tell the folks back home what's going on you realize that's not hooked up to a satellite nobody's watching that right now oh they will be though hey here's the deal all right all the exposition is out of the way now hey we're going for the action shot hey bumblebee up blow up sucker out of there if he gets close to my ears you need to calm down hey look I'm excited okay this is my first epic war movie I know I said it was going to be a documentary about my life now now it's turning into a warmer I thought you said you were making a documentary documentary ton of boring okay every good filmmaker know okay you got to be flexible so what I'm talking about no you don't get to be a great filmmaker like Joe Shoemaker until you learn that one through your eyes it's a deer hunt through my eyes hey it's an epic warmer this is a dangerous place we're at in here okay this man is nuts that's what I'm talking about hey Charlie's around Munchies around okay all right what are y'all laughing about we're deer hunting this is not a war movie all right there's a lot of dangerous things out in this wood so we're not going to kill anything if you keep anacondas are slithering everywhere in the grass what's up are you gonna do this the whole time I'm excited okay y'all go make your epic war movie over there I'm going this way me too you boys ready so you shut up y'all go ahead I'm flipping behind you they're moving slowly and stealthily to Intrepid deer hunters after their wary praise the what okay I whisper go ahead they're supposed to be a kidnapping on this hunt it's looking good guys all right look here speaking to my chest and hey and let's get it off of your chest bring the real Jason Roberson forward this whole sigh and the camera it's getting out of hand tell me about your inner feelings I don't share my feelings with a Madman that's your problem treat me like I'm okra okay once you start comparing yourself to Oprah things get uncomfortable just like a nature calling amongst the cactus Thicket hey you can do this I know you can son hey I'm trying to help you out here you want me to open up and tell you what my problem is I'll tell you what the problem is you are I want to shoot this deer and I'm trying to film it don't point that camera over here because I'm on shooting look we're set up are you challenging me we're loaded yeah I'm challenging we got the trail infused killed more deer than you've seen bowl butter I can't agree with Jeff that's Bucky no all you boys need to do okay when he steps out there is do y'all's part this is just like Vietnam this beer is going to be a monster y'all molding down cutting down with a wall of space okay did he shoot a dinosaur I had baked beans last night boys Vietnam special this ain't gonna work and I concur all right what are you doing stop you need to get out of here what do you mean you need to go make your war movie out there and let us hunt you have been ostracized from the deer blind oh so that's where y'all are yeah okay all right I don't know how to sit here and take all this crap I'm out of here not by myself I'm name you too this deer hunting movie turned into a survival movie that's what happens when your comrade deserts oh we still hear you hey nuclear y'all pipe down trying to make the greatest war movie ever [Music] Bill what do you think that dogs don't have middle names like people well I never thought about it I think Bubba needs a middle name do you want to be a Edgar how much you always call him you go to changing their name when he's about two years old he's gonna get all confused of who he is Jesse Edgar he's thinking he retained my name they think you know they'll put a bullet in my head or something you've overreacted as usual so everybody's stupid it's gonna be a great movie The World Is that well that deer hunt was a bust hmm I wonder why nothing surprises you anymore coming out of Silas so I watch that get up posters dude I'm doing a movie but we're not quite used to things like Army helmets with cameras poking out in front of them who wrote the script me who filmed it me who's gonna edit it hey me well I look forward to that high-tech equipment strapped on silas's head looks like he fixed a touch a button and explode and kill everybody around here where I can be nah scares you what's it called Hey for your eyes only catch your title right no oh yeah oh that's a James Bond movie no I ain't no James Bond movie yes it is for your eyes only boom hey this is important trust me on this get in quick and get out you leave no Trail what's this fellas mean don't ages Tyler Robertson never heard it yeah me a gun if I've always been a ladies man laser sharp Focus hey give him a kiss for me a kiss of death I think I was sabotaged I'm in a jungle I don't like being involved on a mission where we fail Star Wars that was James For Your Eyes Only through my eyes the way this is all coming together okay hey this is shaping up to be a instant classic I know just one of y'all's boy's head okay oh yeah it did this is technical but now on to the real hard part finding the perfect ending it's kind of confusing so I know offense hey look this is gonna be the greatest movie ever okay you gotta have a Twist at the end of it bam you got him hey you're gonna be the end of the movie all right look right here in the camera and tell me your most embarrassing moment hey what are you doing thinking I possibly could be on your movie that's the most embarrassing moment I've ever had given the both the person you don't get that camera with me I'm gonna take this ax to that camera he ain't gonna break the camera this ax will break it I'd like to see you try don't don't break me turn that mess off so I can get back down to reality thing let's go to dinner hold it come on JJ let's go eat going to dinner yeah y'all don't watch the movie hey you got a BCR I heard that song this morning that hops on hop song Oh I know which one you're talking about hey My Humps my lovely lovely home hey what are you gonna do with all these pumps my lovely lovely got it you got a good drum beat to it oh yeah it makes you want to get up moves hey look at it of course I like the Black Eyed Peas hey it makes me hungry when I say the name because like you think it was a dish but it ain't it's a band why would you listen to that kind of music I listen to all music it's how I stay on the up and up Jack you know hey unlock all kinds of music meatloaf The Cranberries the corn all right a little salt and pepper goes a long way and my personal favorite iced tea that's good listening man you know in height it's good for the brain too well good for the brain yeah it's brain food if music is good for the brain then it should be painfully obvious that whatever size listening to my lovely lovely heart it's not music that is gentlemen hey I'm always there to these Jack Chase I need something very important I need the best duck call we got I wanted engraved just with the number 15 number 15. one five I think I know who that is if you guess it I'll tell you Daytona 500 2007 getting warm dude come sliding in on his roof you're hot Clint Bowyer or as they call him in south Louisiana boy yay Clint boy yeah that boy yeah he's coming to West Monroe well he's coming here he's coming through Clint is one of my good friends who's looking to develop some land in West Monroe for a racetrack I'm looking to get into a little business of my own advertising Duck Commander on his race car who are y'all talking about we're talking about a NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer you know who that is no I thought you were up on the latest you can sing Humpty Humpty Dumpty and you don't know what Clinton Boyer is when y'all said 15 I was thinking something pro athlete he is hey a car driver ain't no athlete okay if it wasn't for my trick knee I'd probably be playing in the NBA right now I'm a pro athlete then oh you've got to be kidding me that was a time when I would hey I would slam it in your face buddy I would slam it in your mama's face what is wrong with you hey I wanted to find out what the big fuss about this guys look he's coming today so get it done well why don't I just give it to him no well I'll get y'all a sign picture or something no send him back to the shop when he gets here send him on back here all right now hey before you go I got a question for you is you bringing this race car with you and cannot drive it [Music] I think that's a note hey [Music] ah [Music] jump I got a bunch of panties in my pocket waiting me down I don't think it's a penny what are we doing out here we waiting on Clint boy he might be driving in his race car well they Wendy's I ain't gonna be here he'll show up Clint's a rival is taking its toll on Willie he's anxious and he has a right to be for West Monroe this is Big my hair messed up what hair look at here here we go boys who else would be camo limo a camo limo sweet zebra like it like it Clint that thing is like a bug life for rednecks the redneck dream car son this is like the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life pull it inside let's look at this thing in my world you add camouflage to anything it immediately becomes cool okay these boys only go one way fast that was impressive you turn right and backed up two things you never did Clint I got you a little something thanks man I actually made that today he made I figured as much he did I think I'm a numb ride it's from us the right font awesome thank you all right I'm starving you want to eat that's you never asked oh yeah barbecue yeah y'all gonna work oh hey and I brought a limousine my man there this is supposed to be my time with Clint you pay it yeah yeah that's what I'm talking about I'm trying to conduct business here settle up partner but the guys are clamp blocking me oh what's the weight limit on this thing I think we're at it so y'all holding on [Applause] it oh it's a right turn I'm nervous I gotta know Daytona 500. today's scale from one to a thousand how much fun was that when you came to be a scale Jason how much fun was it in Flames it was zero point zero it was not fun at all no but it did look cool well just nonsense y'all talking about anyway starting up an upside on the roof inside nonsense it really happens on the highway what I'm Wrecking my race car a little race driver yes really hey I don't know what y'all talking about acting like it's a big deal because I I don't know who Cliff Boyer is have you flipped before no no your driver's gonna get that card there's 20 million people in the world I'm supposed to know about one I think a lot of duck Hunters are NASCAR fans huh hopefully all of them I've been thinking about getting into the sponsorship side yes how much is it a half a million a year per race per race per week half a million bucks for One race do I get to keep the car when this is over hey this is a good investment Glenn how long are you in town for through the end of the week me and a group of investors are actually looking at buying a dirt track down the road here I come out check it out I will I'll be there come on come on yes you're a Race Car Driver all right we've met before really [Music] [Applause] cut it cut it back go ahead go ahead perfect all right hold right there mama mama good lore let's go feet first what do you say well that baby fit right in there oh I did like a glove that'll work here's your warranty Mister don't lose it I just hand them that and they give me the new grill right right all right so I tie her down all right you got a new reel coming [Music] foreign happy oh yeah get that banana pudding on [Music] all right we're gonna see if any Joker to give us that we might get a money back on this little trade whoa now where's the grill [Music] did you tie it down yeah I tied it down what kind of knot did you tie hey I tied it down with a double wings or not a piece of trash I could have happened I don't know and we not even know it hey somebody stole it that's what happened it's possible that somebody drove up beside us they'd go on the same speed we are and hey two of them could have just grabbed it set it in there pick up one up it's possible that's a pretty good steal it going down the road all right let me tell you and now somebody stole my outer tire on my two and a half ton truck I never got below 10 miles an hour with a bunch of people sitting in the back of that truck I walked around there and looked hey it ain't nothing but the lug nut sticking out and I said hey y'all didn't see nothing and I said nah them boys will steal your radio and the music can still be playing so hey somebody stealing the grill out of the back of pickup hey no problem that'd be a piece of cake are you sure you tied it down no telling story is one of the best there ever was tying knots [Music] nope ain't nothing to do with the back track see if we could find a doggone thing I bet it's a sight for so wild they probably won't get no refund now I doubt it let's see if we can find it but what's left of it what kind of nut did you tie double one a double what you got a point there [Music] I can't believe we didn't hear it fall out yes it's like the the tree in the forest when it falls there's nobody's there to hear it it'll make any right so I'm driving along with old side trying to find a grill that blew out of my pickup truck it's got to be around it's over we're reminding you until about their own house Another Day In The Life I'm glad nobody was behind us we might have seen something there yep let's head up there now there's something up there on the side of the road yeah that's second right yeah yeah nice we got lucky fan I and I'll tell you this hey ain't no redneck come by because I it wouldn't still be here let alone that baby up it'll live to see another steak so I think we did the impossible we brought it back and brought it back couldn't fix it but hey we modified it score one for redneck Ingenuity all right this is way better than it was before [Applause] [Music] don't be standing with a letter oh hey I ain't gonna be stingy with it we didn't need all them gauges and tubes and stuff they had on it anyway gotta go that's what that's what I'm talking about you better believe it all right that thing was about two steps away from being a computer so that's a good cooking fire that looks like the same Grill come here look at this you're gonna like what you see and it works hey that's a good man thank you sweetie miss case happy because the grill is working I'm happy because I don't have to go to the store and do all that warranty work size happy looking at the Flames everybody happy happy happy happy give me a hug all right look here nothing goes better with a little iced tea then some fine barbecue and I'm fixed to make that happen ASA please I have some ribs Jack all right we got it all I think we did what are you making for dinner tonight I don't know I was thinking about hot dogs remember we used to eat hot dogs hello all right let's check out wait is that sigh in the Brookshire shirt what's he doing here nope thank you for shopping with us hey what are you doing what's gonna look like I'm doing I'm packing groceries are you working here yeah part time really did you fire us off no I didn't Fireside look hey banging grocery has always been my dream job but before that could happen Uncle Sam pointed his finger it means that hey I want you to go and serve this country plus hey dream job this is your dream job when I came back I ended up getting a job with Duck Commander but look I still wanted to be bagging hey it's a fun job I made a lot of interesting and nice people like y'all you you know us uh so you're my uncle look they say you can't teach an old dog new tricks pay for a plastic plastic of course that's because hey he's a dog okay look I'm a human being you asked me which one I wanted hey trust me what I tell you you want paper but hey I still am over die be careful with those eggs oh okay I don't put the eggs at the bottom I made a card on all too oh my gosh I got this okay what when it comes to Psy you can always expect the unexpected but this is unexpectedly unexpected cream cheese good cream son you're buying enough cream cheese here you can start your own Factory it's also surprisingly insulting we're gonna need another shopping cart big shopper here a heavy Shopper I should say they're really only two things you can't do as a grocery bagger put the eggs on the bottom of the bag and tell fat jokes I can't emphasize no fat jokes enough thank you melody well sir I hope you enjoyed chopping with us we'll talk about this tomorrow all right let me go ahead and walk you out to your car sir I don't need your help I don't need your help get off your horn is not here yet no he ain't been here all morning why I've got the story of all stories now what happened to him oh yeah guess what I saw yesterday what one Mr sigh Robertson bagging groceries at the grocery store his own groceries or somebody else's he bagged my groceries why did he choose grocery bagging well he is a strange guy what are you doing in my seat you weren't here I didn't I what were you watching Bagger Vance or something were you watching movies hey don't listen to what they say back at the Christian School y'all a bunch of idiots anyway look these stupid idiots they're just jealous because none of them ever followed their dream would that make your wife the bag lady yeah okay that's real funny look I any idiot can sit here making jokes what's my favorite kind of bread baguette where am I gonna go on vacation next year Baghdad who's my favorite actor Ed Bagley of course so if you're a boxer you'd be Marvelous Marvin bagler okay fat boy there has let the cat out of the bag huh look when this double coupon day and the conveyor belt is bearing down on you hey there's no laughing matter boys bag of groceries is a science plus you can learn a lot about people take fat boy there for example okay he comes up here he's got three shopping carts all right the last one is full of nothing but cream cheese it wasn't three shopping carts it wasn't that much yeah yeah you need to go back to work yeah well now that you've got all my Terror I will I mean I always thought bagging groceries was something that any person could do Oh wrong it's also a sport huh matter of fact they've got a competition coming up okay find out who the fastest and most efficient Banker is and I'm gonna win that sucker too I'll take bets on that hey y'all don't understand I'm gonna go take a bathroom break I'll be back in a few minutes all right see you back man so what time are we going to Brookshire's as soon as we get off here I'm gonna buy the heaviest thing they got that's bad for you there young lady that's a mac and cheese what all right now we're getting the good stuff green beans come on sorry we're backing up here look at here I see him man is this it look the last time I noticed y'all was making fun of me at the shop hey y'all can leave all right I'm working look these idiots don't have any respect for a professional Bag Man look the whole bagging game okay hey it's built on laser focus hey Slow Down You're Gonna Dent that can I don't squash that chicken hey don't be squashing that chicken look do I sit there and crack jokes while they're working at their job of course I do okay because my jokes are funny sir can I talk to you for a minute uh you're in trouble look these guys I'm telling you they're like a paper bag they won't come open they're annoying me okay they're slow me down all right and look I want to shake them okay till they stop aggravating me I'm going to say what you got on your mind what size it's not working out what do you mean you still begging poorly you broke over thirty dollars worth of product you're yelling across the front end you got people hanging off in the store hey I don't know these idiots I have to let you go well hey look I'm still in for the magnet competition right no that's not gonna work either now he's working with you though Superman all rightly I mean me and you still good man hey send me a bill for that stuff that I owe you you just got five hey yeah I got fired did you really because if you Knuckleheads hey I wanted to win that banking competition son but I can't now my bad on that yeah what is this this is Forsyth I'm gonna make him a good bagger he got fired he's out of the competition I realize that so that's why I'm setting up another competition we're gonna help him and he's gonna be a good backer I've researched this how to do it I watched a lot of videos on YouTube about bagging competitions I'm trying to get prepared for this who's coming I got two kids from Brookshire's free Duck Commander shirts they ran that's easy well I mean I watched a few then I clicked on a video of a guy putting a glow stick in a microwave I mean what's he gonna win he might win his job back I actually have Leo coming the manager really yeah and that kind of led to some other videos anyway I got the gist of it there he is doing out here you're back you're back baby what is this crap here she's organized the competition so while I care because you're a manager your old boss is going to be here Leon's going to be there I think his name is Leo yeah it was on his name was the end silent whatever this is redemption time and who am I going to back against I got some boys from Brookshire's coming do not be kidding about them or I will pop a cap on y'all's butt I'm not kidding don't pop anything on me then I'm here well let's get to work he's back in amen get to work look I knew these guys would come around and finally appreciate my skills as a biker beside these are your secret weapon right here and one of these is a secret weapon for old people with arthritis what if I don't have arthritis oh you got it go look alive I wish they would have come around before they got me fired what is it peanut butter what is it can can of what but hey better late than never I ran somewhere that you need 10 000 hours of practice to become an expert at anything what is it oh as well as cream cheese in this bagging deal I got about four under my belt hopefully that'll be enough [Music] I got this competition in the bag you ready for real now oh that one for real not for real what wait I got a bag on my whistle are you ready yep [Music] that's what I'm talking about boy got a champ [Music] welcome to the first annual bag Master Classic all right there's three criteria there is speed efficiency and technique whoever can Master these three things shall be the champion first up John AKA Superman and you better watch out because he's Superman for a reason Rosa to come out to be victorious he's gonna need three things ready set come on you got the dope got the dope got the dope got to go he needs laser focus I like it I like it doing pretty good doing pretty good he needs pure determination 51 seconds 51 seconds and for the other Baggers to spontaneously combust before the results are read next up Demarcus D swole ready whoa look at it this is like chess very nice with groceries you look at the contestants you have these young whipper snappers oh nice over these guys are younger you got three bags he's doing pretty good they're stronger there you go get it in there come on they have more quickness 39 seconds all right very nice time you look at Psy you think [Music] do what exactly next up last but not least Silas all right come on Demarcus you're going down like the rodeo clowns on come on means you're in trouble [Music] anybody told you about how pretty your eyes are who's he talking to he's talking to a customer that's a good movie keep talking sir my cat has got yellow eyes look the last time I checked customer interaction is a key point of banking now have you got the coupon for this this is a two-for-one sale if you got the coupon you do good work though it's speed smart shopping look that's what separates us from being some kind of bagging robot come on come on come on come on look if that's all it was to it hey we would just turn the conveyor belt wide open okay and let it Sling all the groceries into a net hey then just put it in your back throw it in the cart roll them outside [Music] three seconds yeah maybe I should have practiced more than an hour after all the numbers have been Talent and we have a winner with a score nine of 10 in efficiency the winner goes to Mr Demarcus June congratulations tomorrow oh however however I would like to commend Psy really have improved as a bagger well I appreciate that now I would like to extend you a job offer today look I may have lost the competition but at least Dion knows now hey I have what it takes to Don the red Polo shirt again under one condition what condition you must shave the beard no chain my beard for a banking job are you kidding me I appreciate y'all for there Leon by the way Leo who does Leon think he is anyway this thing is priceless all right let's get back to work guys hey y'all gotta check this tooth out okay we gotta get back thanks for coming y'all thanks for coming what's a deal nobody wants to see a tooth hi who had the groceries out in the warehouse yeah that's Jeff come clean this crap up [Music] all right so what do you have December 9th through 13th I've told you in December I'm going to be hunting Willie we have that buyer coming in maybe you can get one of those cardboard stand-ups back in the chair and take a second I'll stay with you this is an emergency why is everybody coming in here it's an emergency so I don't know how to do everything together because we're friends we got a situation size acting really weird they took all four of you to tell me that it's concerning all right get back to work look telling me size acting strange is not something I consider an emergency that's like telling me the Sun is hot water is wet and Kenny G plays a saxophone weird is not exactly news this is really weird does he have all his clothes on [Music] most of the time but it's not just about that these are just the facts of life so when my employees take time from their work day to come into my office and voice their concerns well CEO Willie gets suspicious don't just ask me his wiggling band come out of the wobbling hole what'd he say he's really gonna be and come out of his wobbling hole I'll make a note of that and you know go back to work so now CEO Willie has to become detective Willie to see if these guys are telling me the truth or if they just want a coffee break okay so what is he doing differently than he normally does Corey don't even engage look well he's just babbling that's normal for him it's like if a rapper went insane and got really old and then he just started talking is he like Flavor Flav weird or like he don't have a cloth it's a cuckoo clock where's the eye right I don't know it's hard you need to come watch are the clock's gone where's the ad the cuckoo stayed but the clock okay enough of the cuckoo okay where is he at he's actually working what is he messing up the inventory I'm sure he is yes all right all right I need to stop that ramping may be a bit of a stretch he just wasn't around can I just work with normal people well the rain started it made us run into the jungle of Cain here we said well let's hop on the train what there he is and then that's when we run into Old Wayne is somebody out there no there's nobody out there cork maybe he's sick or lost his mind that's what I'm talking about I don't know whether to laugh or cry laugh is he like rhyming things yeah it's like he's discovered the English language for the first time pork oh I'd say yelling that's weird we have an emergency situation here stop drop and roll [Music] oh he's on fire when Jace told us that style was acting weird we were concerned correction you were concerned I'm used to that I think he's just getting older you know people get old they just start [Music] saying weird things sure he's all there I've been convinced he's not all there well I mean like do you think he's on drugs no I don't know we need to look at everything that's weird maybe he's been exposed to some kind of weird mold wow I mean we're all gonna get old someday and you know we could lose our minds especially you because it runs in your family you better start doing crossword puzzles has he been sleeping as much as he's been sleeping an incredible amount okay okay so look guys put those boxes there I think done I'm gonna put this one right here okay looks good yeah thanks guys I appreciate the help yeah what's up what are y'all doing organizing stuff y'all weird I'll take that compliment yeah you're weird thank you what um I was gonna go buy everybody lunch you ready no it's ready to fill the order out all right he's never turned down any free food are you really buying lunch I only have side joined us up I think that was just a test everybody's on their own can't go back yeah you say it yes I can watch me wait a minute you're breaking the lunch protocol that's just hate I'm gonna start talking to myself I want free lunch [Music] look I'll go ahead and read my letter to Psy first if that's all right with y'all we're not reading letters yet I wrote this a long letter we're just we're just asking what's going on it's not a letter I thought this was an intervention who said it's an intervention this isn't an intervention it's not an intervention it's just a talk okay there he is all right put that on surprise did I forget is it my birthday oh he doesn't know it's his birthday this is a bad time it's not a surprise well is this one invention things no it's not an intervention look I'll go ahead and read my letter don't read that stupid letter typed open everything I'd like to just let me have we're just saying why we were just going to ask you a question or two you know you idiots yelling look surprised for what's the surprise we were just wanting to know is everything going okay you've been acting a little weird dirt than you normally do well you know look I caught a little bug this year and look I didn't want to tell y'all until I got better yeah are you better is it mental no it ain't bad I caught the music bug a music bug yeah I it might have took me 68 years to get started on my music career there it is hey all night look better late than never I've been out hunky Tonkin at night oh with my band Yes they were out there taking so many naps lately hey if you stay up to 2 A.M honky Tonkin it's rough on a man especially advice what are you time warping back to 1978 I know there was a big Honky Tonk scene here not all the good guys start out on The Honky Tonk circuit all right people always telling young kids okay follow your dreams that's the stupidest thing I ever heard of they're kids okay look you need to leave following your dreams to the old dogs he's pursuing his dreams hey I play bars I play nursing homes okay hey I even come to a bar Mission the nursing home yeah uh nursing home is a tough gig we're the ones that need to be changed chasing the rainbows okay so we can go out in a blaze the glory well sound look I'm not paying you all day just to hang around and Buzz and hiss and write songs and sleep yeah I know so I might have to officially retire from Duck Commander whoa are you really retiring or is it like you always do oh you quit okay 30. yeah man's got to chase his dream you better get to running big boy well you ain't get to run it just saying you're back hold on your boy problem in my Prime can I go ahead and read my letter I spent a long time oh you wrote a letter what's an intervention letter it's about how you know about me yes read it to me I may turn it into a song Crank It Up Jethro [Music] your life is gonna have to change in the following ways number one no no let's jump okay I'm out of here I don't like to take that crap here you go I think this is for real this time he's either really retiring or he's really crazy but quit doing it run into a wall literally I guess y'all wonder why I brought you out here try to figure out where we're going to lunch no we ain't going to lunch he brought us here because you're old and you have bad judgment no look no not much because you needed something to do no look you guys need to focus right I got two days left and then hey all this knowledge I've got is gone forever so we're not going to lunch no we ain't going to lunch all right fine show us your knowledge I can just show it to you better oh well he just asked you to show me not to take to break it to you but I think of knowledge I don't think of you knowledge look as you get older okay you need to share the wisdom you gain with the younger generation okay it's called praying It Forward check this out Nora [Music] how many Plies this four player like a cloud man some of you may think it's weird that I've got a secret vault of you know toilet paper at work well hey your wife you're behind was steak knives if there's one area that I'm concerned about or I'm gonna take care of it's gonna be my behind it's very good it isn't it what are y'all doing oh we're just checking out some toilet paper here [Applause] [Music] yeah I don't think I even want to know you want ball or something no thanks what's next huh I'll say the best for life I knew it that sucker bought us lunch okay the grand finale huh all right the grand finale that's the last one boys this better be good well what do you see behind me boxes that's what I thought what in the world is that are you kidding me look at that hey gone okay boys and let the nap begin this hidden nap Fort takes things to a whole new level it's like size Batcave but instead of using it to fight crime he uses it to fight drowsiness hey look here nightlife cooler bad got a picture of a kid no I ain't just a cat that's sweet Pizza I'm a compadre I can't wait to use this thing for myself although I'm not going to drink out of the iced tea jug in there because who knows how clean that is you're missing a urinal actually is that even iced tea hey how's my nap Fort boys so you came in on your off days to build something to avoid working yeah that seems kind of ridiculous that's from the man that don't have himself a nap for it I will fumigate it but yeah you better get a different mattress I don't know the mattress is fine boys well look if I'm against the owner of this thing let's get the party going we're not doing the music we're gonna have a little roast first what are we doing roasting a pig no we kind of but like a super skinny pig oh y'all hey yeah okay good you'll have a chance okay this ought to be good yeah of course it's gonna be good it's a tradition it's all in good fun size yeah hi talking about fun who made the t-shirts normally when I say the word hey I spell it h-e-y unless I'm driving down the road and I look out there in the field and I said hey then I'm talking about a bale of hay English is not Rebecca's first language hey hey all right guys if everybody can take their seats are off welcome everybody to the uncle SCI retirement roast [Applause] you know you have called us um idiots morons dingleberries maggots even whiskey barrel oh I want to hit that one so now is our time to tell you what we think of you as well let the roast begin I'm not sure what I'm more relieved about the fact that size finally retired from Duck Commander or the fact that this party may actually measure up to his insanely high standards lucky for us we have the perfect thing to kick this party off and keep his ego in check Willie Robertson unlucky for Psy it's a roast and he's the Target now this is gonna be fun so size retiring I'm not going to be able to get away from Psy though because every time I go to the dentist there's a photo of his teeth up on the wall it says this is what happens when everything goes wrong Sai was a good student in school he told me that the eighth grade was some of the finest three years of his life he is at an age where he can no longer Trust his farts but the good news is he went and had a colonoscopy and they found his head Psy is so old that I told him to act his age and he died Christine told him the other day you want to run upstairs and make love and he said hey pick one because I can't do both [Laughter] yo most of the time if a guy is being roasted he gets to rebuttal against the guy that's been roasted it most people know that Sai is an avid Hunter most Ducks do not these Knuckleheads over here wouldn't even be able to take the heat that I'd bring you on here when God made sigh he broke them all amen that's right and God said I'm never going to make another one like that that'll be like Al okay you know I congratulated on all the weight he's lost hey look and then congratulate Willie for finding it he'll be in tears tea manufacturers have offered style endorsement deals to stop saying there's tennis Cuts consumers are concerned it leads to Hunchback bad teeth and chronic's mispronunciation of words like wooly for example he wants to be known as Boss Hog that means Corey would be Miss Piggy you know she would be very upset to be called Miss Piggy I'm gonna be the bigger man I'm not going to say anything about anything she needs a chair if I have to stand on my tiptoes this whole time have you thought about lowering the mic no I didn't know how to do that I'm not technological technical yes you are okay some people say size hairstyle is unique because more of it comes out of his nostrils than his hand drop the mic drop it and now to the good stuff about saw he's the closest thing to a brother I'll ever have and he has been one of the best men I've ever known I've never met a more decent man than Silas Robertson not one love this family love everybody in it I'm glad that we can laugh at ourselves and uh I think Psy helped teach us that PSY has served our country and he makes life fun so I love you sir he has been a rock that's been in our lives I love him and I always will and his family all right appreciate it all right look folks now that we got the stupid roast business out of the way we'll get to the entertainment part of this thing so how long is it going to take they'll be here any second all right just settle down because I ain't gonna sing acapella we're all sitting in the sun we're ready to be entertained they probably had to wait for the train are they taking a train or are they taking a bus they're coming in buses yeah yeah [Applause] [Music] oh it's a bus wow wow wow anytime now look who we got here yeah buddy [Applause] are you kidding me so I got ZZ Top to be his backup fan and here I thought he was going to show up with some random honky tonkers not one of the greatest bands of all time what's happening my brother how's it going all right even with Psy singing this is going to be awesome the only downside now is that we don't really need the hundred pairs of earplugs I brought I'm not a professional I gotta get the lyrics that ain't gonna do you any good could I borrow them I don't think you need them oh and that I'll probably be getting a very expensive Bill I'm gonna have to postpone my retirement 10 years just to pay for all this God one wants to hear Taylor Swift [Laughter] what we wait for to go out and say play some scanners okay okay all right here we go one two come on one two three [Music] new shoes [Music] [Music] [Applause] best friend [Music] in cold Waters [Music] color Flings man [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's how you're actually on key look able blind hog finds a taker there once in a while to be on stage with y'all and actually get to sing with you it was actually pretty good y'all were great fantastic yes sir I didn't even know y'all were coming man excellent the guitar picker was good and the singing wasn't not too bad yeah well you've got at least you're on key there you go it's your beard actually matches well they probably wash theirs okay I don't do nothing tonight you don't even wash it no this is El natural son Frank would probably have one but his last name's beard so yeah your last name is beer you know he's in here you know right okay well he don't need one in he got the last name Frank and I Frank and I think that some faces look too good to cover up that's why I grew my beard in the first place I couldn't keep the women also yeah you got the same problem I got yeah well that's comforting yeah what else I look don't bring on a stupid watch look at what we gotta watch you remember your favorite call yeah the old cut down Magnum that's the old cut down make yeah it's back look we give each other a hard time a lot of the times you know well all the time but look it really means a lot to Phil Jase and Willie went to this trouble to bring this duck Hall back and then that's what you gave me is the first one that y'all made so it's really special the resurrection cut down Magnum I thought I thought it'd give you incentive to stay alive I really feel lucky that I was actually a part of this company for all these years and for the record hey it's way better than any stupid gold watch you could have come up with y'all ready to eat yeah the roast is over no the roast just begins on we fix it

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