Lyft Surge vs UberX Surge | Technology App Wars!
night about to get started about 8 30 I got like half a tank like I said I filled up Wednesday did Wednesday driving then I did Thursday drive and ran a few errands and everything so I'm at a half tank so I've used two days worth of driving and I'm still at a half tank right now so let's see if we can keep making this money all right let's start opening up these apps and seeing if there's any surge around the area hopefully there is if there's none then I guess I'll have to kind of drive a little bit oh we got ten dollars at the airport let's go confirm the Beamer all right let's turn this on real quick 14 20. wait a minute was that 14 20 for like 2.4 miles yeah all this [ __ ] garbage is coming on the pipe right now look at this [ __ ] multiple stops and everything 12 46 for 20 miles damn almost 19. look at this [ __ ] you know what we're gonna do we're gonna turn this app off real quick I think they got started a little too early with the [ __ ] let's turn this [ __ ] off yeah let's turn that [ __ ] off we're not ready for that yet let's go through opportunities they they serving [ __ ] right now they're serving a whole [ __ ] tray of mashed potatoes and [ __ ] like I'm not eating that [ __ ] okay at 12 10. two miles for fourteen dollars 12 30. let's accept that one at 12 10. let's see if they're gonna leave me another one
for 12 30 right behind it probably not um nope they took the 1231 out so we'll do the 12 10. that's probably leaving a concert area on Mill going over to there okay that's at 12 10. uh I don't have anything else Sunday at 12 30 in the morning I got that that's easy right there that's what 13 almost 14 dollars for almost four miles like I said anything in Tempe I'll do it and that's just taking somebody up to 44th Street so that's on Fifth Street from that hotel up to North 44th Street to another hotel it's just right above the airport so they're just going from hotel to hotel I could do that all right this Mill Avenue so they're in the party District going over to Rio Salata to their house no problem all right we got ten dollars at the airport since they serving [ __ ] mashed potatoes and [ __ ] we not eating lunch today let's go over to Lyft because I'm like [ __ ] my lunch card don't work I'm not eating no mashed potatoes and [ __ ] sorry keep that [ __ ] lunch lady [ __ ] trying to serve me a plate of that [ __ ] they sloshing that [ __ ] on there they had three of them in a row three heaps of [ __ ] mashed potatoes and [ __ ] you ready for lunch son [ __ ] no I ain't even hungry today I'm going to detention come on [ __ ] that [ __ ] I'm not eating that all right we ain't got nothing over here these [ __ ] look like the library as quiet as a [ __ ] you gotta stop laughing in here shut the [ __ ] up all right let's move back over to [ __ ] the cafeteria again let's see Uber Cafe what will you have today I like some [ __ ] and mashed potatoes [ __ ] ass look at that 20 miles 12.54 ah my lunch card don't work today and there's that 12 30 one right there 3.9 miles 11. yeah let's do that one too I mean back to back cool that's probably gonna be 30 minutes I can make like you know 40 in about 30 minutes with those two they got some jumping off at the airport don't know what it is look like chocolate milk is that chocolate milk and pizza at the airport open up the cafeteria see what's in there man [ __ ] that cause sitting where I'm sitting I'm getting mashed potatoes and [ __ ] a whole bunch of [ __ ] coal ass macaroni and cheese they sloshing that [ __ ] on my tray I'm out of here I'm gonna give me some [ __ ] some goddamn chocolate milk and pizza let's go up to the airport real quick I'm just gonna cruise by so I'm gonna play me some music in a minute I'll hit y'all back in a second wait I'm Gonna Leave This [ __ ] running never mind let me leave this running for a second cause I want to see what else they start sending me especially on [ __ ] Lux I got Lux open on the back end like I said now I started running these [ __ ] at about 8 35 let's see how long these apps gonna take before they start giving me something other than mashed potatoes [ __ ] all right let me see I'm gonna cruise up here real quick uh wait a minute well I got both of those things at 12 so it's only 8 30 now so that's about four hours yeah so I got four hours to kind of diggle around where's that taking me that's taking me over the priest in Guadalupe well that's way over in Tempe coming all the way back down the priest now I'm cool on that [ __ ] I'm gonna leave that alone we ain't touching that we not touching that [ __ ] it's about four miles for five dollars mashed potatoes that's what I'm gonna start calling those mom but every time they send me some [ __ ] mashed potatoes [ __ ] I ain't trying to eat this and I'm not even hungry today [ __ ] cafeteria is closed baby all right what we got 857 for 10 miles no that's 12 damn 12 miles 684 for about six miles mashed potatoes [ __ ] that [ __ ] 10 30 for like 16 miles almost mashed potatoes [ __ ] that we ain't eating that [ __ ] Uber Cafe what will you have today I would like some [ __ ] some cold ass [ __ ] french fries and [ __ ] [ __ ] don't even got no [ __ ] grease on them 10 30. but like what's that 15 miles no you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna close all this [ __ ] down
because they ain't sending out nothing right now so let me close all this [ __ ] down real quick I'll leave Lux running but Uber yeah Uber Cafe is closed today Uber Cafe close the day [ __ ] ass cruising as soon as I made that left I got a lux hit at the airport taking somebody about three miles north of the airport which is cool it's like almost 15 bucks I'm right here at the airport anyway so I'm gonna pick them up take them about three miles north of the airport damn ragged ass [ __ ] car that [ __ ] got a trumpet coming out the back of that [ __ ] and like get you an exhaust God damn it you got more that's band camp that's a high school band camp right there [ __ ] I'm going to the cafeteria I just passed the band class those [ __ ] trying to play the Christmas carol that [ __ ] was loud as a [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] so I'm gonna head up here real quick you know pick this [ __ ] up at the airport and then drop them off hopefully luck starts jamming tonight if Lux is jamming cool it's a 15 you know quick two three mile [ __ ] ride let's do this [ __ ] get it out the way I was going to the airport anyway so I don't even count that mileage I was coming on my way anyways I was coming to the cafeteria give me some chocolate milk and pizza Trip Man the airport is booming right now it is super busy right now and they put me back at the top of the queue it was that ride right there like I said hopefully doodle tip me or whatever but it was it was a good ride even without the tip I mean it was not that far at all and like I said I was just right down the street so I picked him up you know I was at my house picked him up dropped him off up here it was not far at all just north of the airport so they put me back into the airport too because I'm only like two three miles away so I'm like okay I'll go back down there I mean it's not quite two dollars a mile but I mean it was so close of a trip and for it to be Lux 10 Lux from the airport right now when it's crazy they chose me because they know it's expensive as hell to choose any other driver because there's no way with the airport being the way it is right now there that dude probably paid at least 40 45 to get out of that airport and they gave me ten dollars with a four dollar surge I guarantee that dude pay like 40 something dollars to get out of that damn airport guaranteed so I've been driving for about two hours 127. not bad roughly about six sixty bucks an hour let me turn this way real quick I'm gonna get out of here I'm not sure if I want to go back to the airport or not because it's crazy as [ __ ] down there so yeah I'm gonna go North I'm not going back to the airport they got me in the queue right now they said hey you could be at the front of the queue I'm like nah I'm cool on that [ __ ] I'm not going back down there that was a nightmare it was a gazillion cars getting in and I had and he was like oh man this car can get up because I had to get out no cars but I had to find me a break so with a car like this you don't got to wait on nobody you see a break you just go for it because this car will keep up with traffic real easy you you barely shut the throttle I'm in traffic I'm right behind you already you ain't even gotta blink I'm right behind you this car is that damn quick all-wheel drive BMW four cylinder turbo [ __ ] you ain't I ain't gonna ask you to be in traffic by the time you ready to answer I can try to ask you that question I'm already sitting behind you in trap you like where the [ __ ] you come from like this car is pretty quick it's like trust me we ain't gonna ask nothing all right so that was the cafeteria that was the staff cafeteria that wasn't the student cafeteria you know I'm saying the student cafeteria was serving mashed potatoes staff cafeteria was doing a little bit better not quite two dollars a mile they could have did me better than that what the [ __ ] is wrong with this car come on man goddamn stupid ass [ __ ] Uber driver [ __ ] it ain't even no lights or nothing around he's literally coming he's breaking just come getting on his brakes in the middle of the [ __ ] Street like it ain't no [ __ ] ain't no [ __ ] lights around what are you doing drive that [ __ ] man [ __ ] Uber drivers man we got to get it together we gotta have an Uber driving course called don't drive in the [ __ ] curb Lane and don't use your brakes unless there's a [ __ ] light ahead of you this [ __ ] Rogers breaks the whole it's like no light around he just riding his brakes he damn near came to a complete stop and I'm like I'm trying to make a left to get into this parking lot where I'm sitting right now and this [ __ ] on this breaks just riding real slow he ain't even turning he's going he could have gassed it and [ __ ] drove 90 miles an hour to get to where he's getting to but he chose to go like five miles an hour for no reason he left the stoplight was coming through the light driving and just started riding his brakes like he was coming to a stop I thought he was going to make a right turn and come to this parking lot no we just kept going straight down the street [ __ ] Uber drivers man I'm telling you let's see what they 40 make 35 40 more trips to make 35 man that is like one of the most amazing deals of the century what the [ __ ] ever so I won't do that [ __ ] man see what we got more opportunities let's see what we got 14 20 I said 12 10 20 minutes later it's 12 30. USC is going to play Arizona State oh they're playing right now oh because it's wait that's Saturday okay might say so that's in about three hours so yeah that's about thirty dollars I'll make in about 20 30 minutes about 30 bucks then Sunday I'll make that 13.90 or 250 from one English sign up for that [ __ ] 2.50 for every trip 1 am to 2 A.M on Sunday I might be out with you Dusty [ __ ] I might be out all right so let's go back over here Airport 275 must be kind of clearing up down there that's what we got over here 425 see they got me in the front of the queue man [ __ ] it let's go down there they paying 425 Surge and I'm already in front of the queue let's go [ __ ] I'll do it I'm just like I said when I drop them off I was right here it ain't even nowhere so let me go down here [ __ ] give me some airport [ __ ] you gonna come through come on through come on through man can't stand [ __ ] that don't know how to drive that's another goddamn car White Honda Civic like a 1985 this [ __ ] driving five miles an hour it's like dude if you don't drive that [ __ ] he doesn't hit his rakes three times already going straight we still in the parking lot I haven't touched my break yet this [ __ ] hit his brakes three times in the parking lot I'm like dude you ain't got to hit you just let your car roll [ __ ] take your foot off the gas I don't know if these [ __ ] driving with two feet like how the [ __ ] you breaking and gassing at the same time it's like damn it's like I just you know when I don't want to go forward I just take my foot off the gas pedal that's all if you want to go forward a little slower just take your foot off the accelerator pedal these [ __ ] be like break break break break I'm like what the [ __ ] are you touching are you driving with two feet [ __ ] what are you doing you don't need to keep touching your break take your foot off the accelerator pedal that's it it's that damn easy like right now I'm coasting and the car that was in front of me he's still a he running around his brakes for like [ __ ] 200 feet we coming to a light right now I still ain't touching my brake yet he was touching this breaks his way back there now I'm gonna touch my brake cause I'm coming to the [ __ ] light this [ __ ] Road this breaks the whole goddamn Street or these people man the airport ride I was sitting there they sent me something right before this I didn't have the recorder running it was like 27 miles north all the way up past the like the 101 up north all the way past there for like 46 or something like that I'm like what I'm like hell no that's like almost 30 40 minutes of driving for like 48 bucks going in One Direction and I mean it's like almost 30 miles away from where I'm supposed to be I'm like dude I'm supposed to be down here I'm not going way the hell up there but no 48 dollars I can make 48 around here so this little ride just popped up I think it's like 15 for like three four miles or something like that so I'm gonna swing around here terminal four pick this guy up hopefully I'm done with the airport because they tried some shady [ __ ] over here so I'm gonna try to hit him get this route of the way and stay away from the airport I ain't doing no damn nature hikes tonight man it's like that's way across campus to the geology building I'm not trying to do no geology building that's a nature hike man you out there picking up rocks and daisies and [ __ ] I'm not trying to do no geology today I'm staying by the cafeteria [ __ ] I want this chocolate milk and pizza all right that was that quick trip right there look at that no tips coming through yet that was that lux bam I was just wait that was the first one my bad let's look at the second one that one okay this one 16 20 like I said I was at the airport and I just brought him just south of the airport oh [ __ ] and I got who tipped me who tipped me oh what thank you Lance you cool brother that's it look at that this is the trip right there he just dropped it off for me ten dollar tip damn I will talk louder but I was passing some people in the parking lot I didn't want them to think I was a weird [ __ ] talking to myself even though I am a weird [ __ ] talking to myself [ __ ] oh it's like man yeah get out three yeah but that was cool ten dollar tip thank you brother like I said I was in at the airport waiting on that ride to hit thank you you man that's what's up that's what's up 153 bucks and what about two and a half hours not bad not bad two and a half hours 153. I think we getting somewhere
I'll see you man we getting somewhere man but thank you so much Lance I really appreciate that really appreciate that that right there makes my day like [ __ ] like that man that makes my day because I was like man I hope I get tips tonight because they don't look like people are tipping Lance led me a 10 Bill and he's from Nashville dudes from Nashville cool so we're talking about Elvis because I used to live by Elvis Presley's Mansion we lived in Whitehaven off of like Millbranch and all these streets Winchester all at Elvis Presley Boulevard we used to live on all these streets and it's funny because now that you know we're older we look back on it and we go holy [ __ ] we used to live by Graceland that's kind of crazy because it's kids we didn't realize how massive Elvis was how big of an energy he was on planet Earth like everybody knows Elvis all over this planet no matter where you go and I used to live by Graceland that shit's crazy to me and it's like it never occur right in our school bus passed the big old Gates every single day riding the school bus there and back going to Garden View Elementary went to Garden View they call it Garden View Elementary because if you go to the back of the school and you overlooked this huge field that field I believe it was part of Graceland because there was a garden all the way across like a huge building guard and that's where they called the school garden View because it was a view of the gardens of Graceland I went to that school in second grade and didn't even realize how important it was for me to even go to that damn school like I said the [ __ ] didn't occur to me until I was an adult but that's how life works out that's how it works out I'm gonna Cruise here by the Circle K right here I mean Quick Trip call the [ __ ] I call everything Circle K I don't give a [ __ ] I call Walmart Circle K [ __ ] I'm gonna go inside the circle came about some dog food [ __ ] this is Walmart quit playing you right you right oh wait a minute let me check the air in my tires even though I know I got enough air let me look on this side over here I put the thing in Reverse I hate that [ __ ] when I do my car when I put my car in reverse the camera takes up the whole damn screen and I can't see it I just had it on the meter where it was telling me how much air my [ __ ] was okay let's see let's go back in here car air and tires 35 46 is driver's side 35 front 46 back passenger side is 34-44 so minus one PSI front minus two on the rear yeah I guess I can add a little air not a lot it's pressurized I'm sitting over here by what write down this quick trip on University I'm gonna go online real quick see what these Dusty [ __ ] got and tonight I didn't bring any donuts but I do have some chocolate chip cookies with me because when I was at Walmart I bought me some chocolate chip cookies so I just threw a few of them in the bag real quick I'm doing everything I can to save money you know what I'm saying because I'm tired of going broke with these [ __ ] prices of everything we got to deal with even [ __ ] dog food don't went up and then I got the new dog the other day so I got to get a little extra treats and stuff for him and [ __ ] man shit's getting expensive in this [ __ ] but you know we get out every day we bust our ass we do the best we can do I hope all drivers are out there doing this [ __ ] you know what I'm saying save money where you can low expenses here and there you know saving a dollar here a dollar there that [ __ ] adds up over the course of a year so by the end of the year you like damn man I saved up you know 300 just saving this 300 is is quite a bit when you come thinking about paying phone bills every month because 300 could be you know three four months of free phone bills [ __ ] like that is not saving that's losing money goddamn 4.5 five miles for 647 ain't nobody trying to do that [ __ ] it's like that my friend is mashed potatoes all right let's go down here 13 for 24 miles [ __ ] mashed potatoes once again these [ __ ] yeah let me turn Uber off I don't know why I even turn that [ __ ] on sometimes like I said I'll leave it off because if they do generate surgery if I'm sitting online they're not going to generate surge so for the drivers that got it online and they don't have lift or they don't have any other way to drive I I keep myself out of the pool of drivers because I'm not helping no [ __ ] body for me to sit online I'm not helping nobody so if I know I don't like what they sending me two three rides later I pull myself out of the mix so that lets any driver that's out there get a better ride that's how we gotta look out for each other like I said [ __ ] are too selfish we had way too many selfish ass drivers out there me me is how much I make is how much I make we're collaborate we got all these [ __ ] people all these drivers and [ __ ] together we're collaborative so if we don't work together we don't make money together we lose money together so we talk about saturating markets everybody shutting their app off at the same time I leave my app off on Uber because I know Uber can generate good money when it's only a few drivers on there they could really do well so apparently there's too many drivers on Uber Friday night and look at all this [ __ ] on lift a bunch of [ __ ] mashed potatoes all over the place [ __ ] all that so I get offline to lead the drivers that are online a chance to make [ __ ] money because I'm gonna make my money I'm not worried about it I'm gonna make my [ __ ] money I'm gonna stay out till you know four or five six in the [ __ ] morning I'm gonna make me some money somehow in this [ __ ] I'm gonna make some money so I can't be greedy and starve out the people right because it's nine o'clock ten o'clock 11 o'clock there's people that got to get home to their kids and [ __ ] let them [ __ ] eat before they go home let them eat before they go home they all gonna get off the road at 10 o'clock 10 30 11 o'clock my time usually don't start to my [ __ ] really started jumping at midnight look at all my videos my [ __ ] really starts jumping at midnight from Midnight to like four or five in the morning I done cranked out 150 almost 200 driving maybe 70 80 miles knocking that [ __ ] out the park and all I do is sit in [ __ ] parking lots of people say was time I could be sitting like the other night I always sit at home when I got that ride from Daniel when I was helping him with his car in his garage or whatever I was sitting at home and I got that ride I could sit at home right now but why the [ __ ] do I want to drive all the way home from where I am that's me burning gas for nothing I can sit where I am so I'm just sitting here chilling and [ __ ] I'm not driving all the way home just to sit and chill just to let these raggedy [ __ ] oh were you working if you online and you were not at your house it's considered working until [ __ ] what you say really I really don't give a [ __ ] what you say what goes on what happens is your bank account needs to tell the story of what you did all [ __ ] year if your bank account is not telling the story of you being successful in the decisions you make and then you wasting your [ __ ] time talking to me because my bank account gonna look okay trust me it's gonna look okay cause I'm making decisions to make sure it looks okay I'm leaving my car turned off I'm parked I'm chilling I'm trying to help educate other drivers on how to be disciplined with this [ __ ] don't just drive around [ __ ] streets all day looking for a ride [ __ ] that let the money come to you the money will be there let it come there's a lot of drivers like I said they're gonna be getting off the street pretty soon we got like Juan Vargas King James all of us we come out the house sometimes King James don't leave his house till 1 32 o'clock in the morning this [ __ ] he don't waste his time on these [ __ ] streets he'll leave one o'clock in the [ __ ] morning this motherfucker's making 43 dollars a mile 43 a mile I I said what I said 43 a mile he knows when to leave his [ __ ] house we know how this [ __ ] works so we're not gonna sit up here and starve out the drivers that can only drive till 10 11 because they got families and [ __ ] at home they got to get home to get their kids in bed to get their kids fed take care of their wives take care of their husbands and [ __ ] some of them got parents at home some of us still live with our bombs and [ __ ] like that we come out later and we get the later money so we don't have to overlap each other and everybody's starving I'm not sitting here taking no [ __ ] [ __ ] trips all day just to say oh well I'm out driving I know how you are [ __ ] I'm really not I'm not gonna be I'm not ever gonna be like them people because they live just like their employee mentality they live check to check they live day to day the money they make today they've already spent a day downloaded and spent it already because they got to hear them get out tomorrow and they got you know 30 40 on them and they got to go out and gas up the car they're gonna make money to download again I don't live like that I'm cool I don't live like that that's not let's check the check [ __ ] I'll make sure I'm profitable I filled up my car two days ago I still got half a tank of gas right now I made 40 bucks already and I still got almost the same amount of gas I made because I ain't done no driving I ain't went nowhere and that's how you got to be in this [ __ ] game you got to be smarter you got to be more analytical you got to be profit focused focus on how much money you taking home not how much you make how much are you taking home because I could be out here making money all [ __ ] day but I could be at them gas pumps over there look at this 790 for that yeah I'll take that I could be sitting over at them goddamn gas pumps over there but instead of sitting at the gas pumps I'm over here at the air machine making sure my tires got enough air and it air is free [ __ ] time recording right now because it's parents weekend at ASU and I didn't know that so there's a million Lux rides hitting back to back to back to back and they're all short hops so I'm gonna try to do a recording to show all the rides I've been doing because I've been doing this is like my third or fourth one in a row real quick but they're all short they're all quick I mean this is crazy right now but we we're playing USC this weekend so all the parents and everybody's from USC and Cali flew into town plus parents weekend this is about to be a money making weekend in Arizona especially Phoenix so if you down in Casa Grande you're down to Maricopa you're on the Tucson get your ass up to Phoenix you're gonna make a lot of money this weekend now finally get a break real quick jeez let me turn this off real quick I finally get a break that was a quick five rides damn I don't get a break I was gonna show y'all some [ __ ] I guess I don't get a break all right let's go pick this [ __ ] right here man this [ __ ] is like non-stop it's parents weekend it's like I can't I just cannot stop driving I ain't even been nowhere I want to show y'all the mileage on this [ __ ] so y'all be like you're kidding me you really went did that less of a miles and you made that 75 bucks I've only probably been driving total maybe about an hour hour 15 minutes maybe and it's like just hit after hit after hit after hit Non-Stop and a lot of the parents don't mind they're the ones with the money the kids ain't got the money these are parents paying for rides right now so every time I pick people up it's like three people two parents and a kid I picked up one group two parents and two kids and the girl just bought an X4 a BMW X4 so she was so happy that the BMW was coming she was like oh this is so much better than the waymo we took away moment earlier that sucked we liked it we want to have this one every ride we want this one every ride it was so cool so they'll be picking up a whole bunch of people to this weekend this is gonna be a crazy weekend I was just talking to somebody that was saying I don't do 50 60 70 rides I don't do that yeah I might do that this weekend because I'm already at five rides already and on Lux usually it takes me a while to get the five rides this [ __ ] is hitting back to back so I'm gonna keep listening to me some [ __ ] T-Pain and I'm gonna report back to y'all in a second easy ride right there so I'm going back out now let me see if I can get out this drive yep I can get out cool cool so that was a pretty easy Drive look at that I ain't even on the road that long today been on the road for two hours I'm already at 85 and that's what's scouting and everything two hours and I'm already at 85 because I mean it's my hourly average is up three hours 197. that's over sixty dollars an hour right now I'm running in actual online time I mean actual drive time like I said I've been sitting and chilling I'm almost you know seventy dollars an hour I'm pretty close to seventy dollars an hour 197 in three hours that's it almost 200 in in three hours of driving and that's not counting on my tips and [ __ ] Lyft is only down seven dollars right now they're only in the hole for 7.53 so we doing okay because in three hours of them giving me rides
three hours it's really only costing them 7.53 because they're doing a lot with like you know the little delivery fees and third party fees and [ __ ] like that so it's not bad but I'm trying to get up here real quick I'm gonna see something real quick let's go in this parking lot right here cause I'm gonna pull over this parking lot and relax for a second because this is getting kind of chaotic yeah all right let me pull over right here real quick yeah but I'll show you guys some of these rides if they don't send me another one but that was Depot I just took Deepa that was his four miles nine bucks not too bad we had to do a detour it was a closed street so instead of 3.86 I had to kind of wrap around and let me see the one before that one it was these guys here that was an easy one right there almost two miles ten bucks not a problem at all that was easy 10 miles two bucks then this one here oh I think this one was The Higher One Ooh Somebody just tipped me too yay all right so this one here was uh who was that oh I picked them up at the God damn I'm trying to explain something y'all let's let's work then God damn it you [ __ ] want to work let's work let's go get Hannah God damn it I'm sitting here trying to explain to y'all how much money I got and Lux is like dude we not done with you [ __ ] get back in the ring God damn it go kick this [ __ ] out of the bike Tyson [ __ ] get off this goddamn bar stool go over there and [ __ ] swing on his ass you better start ducking and dodging [ __ ] we're in we're in the ring right now [ __ ] we left high school so we out of the cafeteria and now we we're at the boxing ring it's like let's go do this [ __ ] come on in lift you want a [ __ ] box let's box God damn it ding ding round three punch out okay just dropped Hannah off real quick let's see what I'm doing over here two hours a hundred bucks in like two hours man this is crazy night tonight crazy night but like I said my my online time y'all know me I've been sitting around putzing around and [ __ ] when I first started I was kind of letting just lift run but what is that three three and a half hours at 217. he's almost 70 bucks an hour all I need is about another three good rides and I
could probably Bank out 70 bucks an hour and I mean it's like it tonight is one of those crazy nights oh let me see what Lyft is making right now because they were making like they were losing seven bucks still about the same 743 they're still about the same I don't know what that means like are they not calculating [ __ ] or whatever got three tips already I'm gonna turn in here and kind of sit right here for a second I didn't take a [ __ ] break I tell people man it's cool to get rides back to back like that but man it runs you ragged after a while because like I said I'm I'm laughing in the car joking we having a good time hey there's a ten dollar tip let me go down here real quick let's look in here let's see how many tips I got there's a ten dollar tip there's a ten dollar tip there's a 523 tip whoa look at that ten dollars one point eight seven miles twenty thousand forty five cents that's what's up that's what's up and that was a fun group right there that was two parents and two kids that was a pretty cool group 1.87 miles 20 bucks for that like I said you just got to sit around and cherry pick the [ __ ] out of these rods and a lot of people don't like cherry picking they they're against it they take whatever if I'd have been taking whatever I'd still be on Uber right now dealing with [ __ ] [ __ ] rides because they were sending me [ __ ] them goddamn mashed potato shitty rides all [ __ ] night and I'm like dude it's Friday night we not eating no [ __ ] mashed potatoes on Friday night I'm not eating no [ __ ] no [ __ ] cold ass macaroni and [ __ ] I don't want to eat where the [ __ ] students eat I don't want no little [ __ ] third grade goddamn mashed potatoes where's the staff eating at okay stab eating over here perfect that's where I want to go eat and that's how you gotta handle these [ __ ] apps you know what I'm saying you gotta treat this [ __ ] like it's a business don't think don't don't feel upset that you had to you know cancel some people or drop some people off or whatever that's cool decline a few rides that's cool cause you in this [ __ ] to make money you're not in this to make [ __ ] friends and so right now I still got the app running damn two ten dollar tips back to back that's what's up there is one in there as well that's what I'm talking about and this little ride right here was pretty cool that little nine Dollar Ride 44 miles I was showing you all these rides early I was trying to get to them before they threw me another one they might throw me another one real quick here's another no tip ride four miles 790 almost two dollars a mile pretty close pretty close like I said and this ride uh she actually got a Jeep this lady has a Jeep three miles ten bucks I mean yeah three miles about ten dollars not bad not bad I'm gonna turn right here real quick I'm gonna sit at this Circle K this man I need to because I was sitting at that last place it was about Jack in the Box I don't like Jack in the Box [ __ ] homeless people walk up start talking to you and [ __ ] at Jack In The Box so I come out here to this [ __ ] Circle K where ain't nobody at turn my [ __ ] off yeah so it's been a pretty easy night you know what I'm saying two hours hunting five bucks so that means in about four hours I should be able to make 200 less driving so maybe in three hours I can make 200. but whatever the case may be I'm gonna kick back relax and chill for a second let me go and look and see where the surge is surge is in Tempe I'm outside of the surge well let's turn the app off real quick so I'm gonna take a break I gotta stretch my legs and my back out for a second God damn so I'm outside of the surge right now so I'm gonna kick back relax you know I'll get back in this [ __ ] give me about five minutes to kind of hang out I'm going great tonight whoo man kind of stretch and give me a good yawn in [ __ ] jump back in the car in a second I gotta refill my juice container get back on the road y'all know how we do this [ __ ] and it's only what 11 o'clock I gotta keep up till five in the [ __ ] morning it's been a crazy night already and I gotta do this [ __ ] till five man these [ __ ] out they mine I might make 200 tonight I probably will but 200 250 is my goal let's try to knock that [ __ ] out tonight if I do better cool if not you know [ __ ] breaks it's just what it is it's a pretty quick break it ain't quite 11 o'clock right now I just had to fill up my juice container you know what I'm saying I got some chocolate chip cookies with me right now those I bought them through a little bad together I ate one of those [ __ ] and now I'm about to head back towards this surge area right now so let's see what we can [ __ ] do let's turn this [ __ ] on let's go like a 14 ride I bet that's about let's say 20 damn it that 14 ride I'm gonna say that's about 24 miles let's see where is it at they won't show it to me now there it is nope that was a twelve dollar one all right so that's 15 miles right there where's that 14 oh there it is 14.
look at that 19 miles 19 miles for that [ __ ] you got to go pick up somebody and it's a multiple stop you got to pick up somebody there take them there and then take somebody look at that [ __ ] fourteen dollars for a multi-stop ride 19 miles multi-stop now they [ __ ] mind please that's why we don't do [ __ ] like that why [ __ ] bypass that [ __ ] so I'm still on Lux right now I'm headed down back towards ASU let me close that real quick I'll probably turn Uber on in a second to see how those raggedy [ __ ] doing see if they're out the cafeteria yet like you [ __ ] out of the cafeteria you mashed potato eating [ __ ] old cold ass [ __ ] coleslaw your coleslaw warm is a [ __ ] you're eating warm coleslaw what the [ __ ] these mothers got warm coleslaw and [ __ ] cold macaroni and cheese it's like y'all [ __ ] backwards like [ __ ] like you don't eat that [ __ ] the [ __ ] hot dog buns is all [ __ ] crusty and [ __ ] like man y'all cafeteria food suck I want to eat where the staff eat I don't want to eat where the students at where the staff staff lunch I want the good [ __ ] I want the [ __ ] the pizza and the chocolate milk I want the cookies and [ __ ] give me something good let's go look in the shitty cafeteria this is the kids cafeteria right here uberX the kids Cafe mashed potatoes Galore on these [ __ ] where we at I was just by a surgeon I left that [ __ ] let's see what they got over here let's see what they got 1.75 nah they probably won't give me something that's less than a dollar a mile first ride less than a dollar a mile guaranteed they probably give me something that's 13 [ __ ] miles total driving 13 miles for [ __ ] nine dollars that's the [ __ ] they be pulling let me plug this [ __ ] in real quick plug this [ __ ] in [Music] 16 miles for 17 dollars nah that's 17 miles 17 no I'm cool on that [ __ ] no no we ain't doing no rides like that tonight that's way too far for 17 [ __ ] I'm getting twenty dollars to go like damn near two miles the [ __ ] so I'm getting 20 to go two miles that's 17 for 17 miles and you know them high AR [ __ ] but it's 17 yeah you can take it you can have it I left it on the table for you so while you're doing that 17 Mile [ __ ] ride let's take that one why you doing that 17 Mile [ __ ] ride I'm gonna do something short like this uh uberX share for that nope not doing that [ __ ] and see I'm already on the ride and they try to send me another [ __ ] ride right now this [ __ ] don't make no [ __ ] sense I'm on a ride and they're trying to give me another [ __ ] ride and that's what Uber be trying to do to be trying to link you into too many [ __ ] rides at once just like quit that [ __ ] man and now they got all the rides are taken you know what [ __ ] Uber man I'm done with them [ __ ] them already because that was [ __ ] no I'm staying Offline that was [ __ ] because I had a ride selected for 11 then they try to throw me a [ __ ] uberX share man [ __ ] them I'm not dealing with them right now like I said I can't deal with that [ __ ] I don't tolerate that we already in traffic we already driving and doing [ __ ] and then you raggedy [ __ ] sitting there playing with my goddamn screen either give me the ride or don't that's your [ __ ] Choice don't [ __ ] with me though like I said that's why I turned that [ __ ] on [ __ ] them man I ain't got time for uberX [ __ ] get y'all [ __ ] right man program y'all [ __ ] to move [ __ ] faster something I don't know what the [ __ ] y'all problem is but I'm not gonna sit there and play with you [ __ ] I'm really not I'd rather just hang out for another [ __ ] 10-15 minutes go relax some [ __ ] wear and deal with you [ __ ] got people turning off the road and making lefts and writes and [ __ ] and you [ __ ] playing with we don't know if you're gonna give you the ride or not well [ __ ] it I'm just gonna turn the whole app off y'all can deal with some [ __ ] drivers I still got another hour before midnight anyway my [ __ ] really don't start jumping till midnight so I got a good hour I'm gonna go chill some [ __ ] work see if Lux will give me another [ __ ] ride if they do they do if they don't they don't but I'm not [ __ ] uberX right now [ __ ] them just quick turn real quick but they gonna send me a uh they gave me a 14 ride to take somebody to the airport and they're sitting right behind me I'm at this light and it hit so I'm gonna take this Lux ride to the airport real quick pick up Lauren then I'll let you [ __ ] know what I'm gonna do after that okay so that was that quick ride real quick man like I said these are all airport rides just like back still got three tips that was the airport route I just did right there because I was dropping that um that lazy Lady Lauren I was dropping her off at the airport and picking them up at the airport like picking them up it was supposed to be nine nine point four five because when I actually accepted the request I was that far away but I was actually 8.4 winners as far as I went for 20 bucks two dollars a mile not bad and this was Lawrence here I when I dropped her off at the airport it was 6.54 for 14. not bad at all not bad like I said that's two trips back to back you know I've been on the road what four hours in four hours 252. 4 that's you know four times six is 240. so I'm over sixty dollars for if I get 28
more dollars I'm at 70 an hour 28 more dollars that's all I need is 28 more dollars and we're gonna see exactly how that [ __ ] works and right I only been online for three hours so far just three hours and I've been pushing pushing I haven't even had time to really record and get down and [ __ ] like that drop it into another surge Zone real quick like I said it's parents weekend at ASU it is nuts right now it is nothing but traffic so luckily I got you know I'm at I'm still more than was that 16 for seven miles seven miles I'm not going towards Scottsdale nope I'm not going up there bug now I know everybody's like take that no I'm not going up towards Scottsdale [ __ ] that because I don't want to be stuck up there yeah but I still I'm still in between a half tank and a quarter of a tank directly dead center so I've made 140 bucks off of an eighth of a tank right now a eighth of a tank of fuel and I've made 140 already this is gonna be a good night like I said I might make 200 and it's not even midnight yet and my night don't really start till midnight so I'm at 140 bucks and my night ain't even really running because once midnight hits oh [ __ ] gets crazy everybody's bar hopping like crazy trying to get here get there two o'clock hit surge hits at two o'clock oh shit's about to be crazy tonight this might be you know a 259th this might be a 250 night so we'll see if I can get 250 out of this night like I said I'm at 140 right now all I need is another 100 bucks that's it give me another hundred bucks come on looks you can do this [ __ ] Lux don't [ __ ] with me Lux I'll [ __ ] with Lux that's gonna be my next t-shirt I [ __ ] with Lux no [ __ ] these [ __ ] they discontinue the platform raggedy [ __ ] all right here we go these [ __ ] trying to get me to go back down to that damn concert that concert is crazy there's a big country concert going right now and I'm not trying to go that way I'm just not trying to go back that's where I just picked somebody up from right now but like I said that was this one right here this Lux right here I mean it's almost three dollars a mile pretty much a little more than 2 50 a mile probably but it's not worth it man I mean it was [ __ ] 19 minutes you know 16 I mean you can only do that that's like 45 an hour but the problem is that it's a huge concert so I'm not [ __ ] with that area it's a big country concert down there and what am I making right now four hours 269 in about four hours so not bad not bad but like I said the problem is is that big ass Country Concert going down there I am not going back in that [ __ ] Direction hell no look at that 1282 with a four dollar surge for a country concert that [ __ ] is nuts down there absolutely crazy so I'm gonna turn and go north because I'm not going back south of that and then I had those two Uber reservations I was wondering why those Uber reservations were at that time I was like who the [ __ ] I think it's gonna be something easy no it was Country Concert reservations so I canceled both of those [ __ ] I was like nope not doing it cancer I ain't drove Uber all [ __ ] night I cancel both of those reservations [ __ ] that [ __ ] I'm not going back down there way too crazy for me way too crazy and they probably try to send me back down there but there's other cars down there already I mean it's like jam packed Bumper to Bumper one mile an hour not [ __ ] worth it so hopefully all the black SUVs go down there and get money because Deluxe cars now it's not worth my [ __ ] time I mean 16 for 19 minutes doing that big ass crazy [ __ ] no I should have probably got 30 for that [ __ ] ride I just did that was a 30 [ __ ] ride and I got 16 for that [ __ ] I didn't know what was going on until I showed up but now I know which is why I'm going to the opposite [ __ ] Direction I'm not doing that [ __ ] again cause I've been doing quicker rides in that let me show you look at that 21 now I'm cool I'm not going back in that direction [ __ ] that so I'll show you like these are the rides I've been doing like even like this ride right here let's say this ride [Music] let me turn this [ __ ] off real quick I'm just gonna go offline cause I don't feel like [ __ ] dumb right now I'm gonna go offline for a minute it's all good they'll find some drivers I'm not [ __ ] with it so like this ride right here this ride 18 minutes for twenty dollars eighteen minutes twenty dollars not bad and this one that I just did was 19 for 16. 19 minutes for 16 dollars the route I did before that this little short one right here was 18 minutes for 14 that was leaving that little [ __ ] that was the airport [ __ ] trying to get out of Tempe and everything and then the one before that this little short one right here that was 12 minutes for ten dollars I could do [ __ ] like that that's cool but it's like if you're gonna see me down to that [ __ ] crazy ass concert [ __ ] you got to pay me more than that you got to pay I'll go back online but I'm not doing that crazy concert [ __ ] I'm not going back down there's way too many [ __ ] cars for me and Lyft is trying to get everybody to go down there and it's like no I'm cool on that [ __ ] I'm gonna pull over this little Denny's parking lot right here and kind of relax for a minute cuz I'm like man and that's what I tell [ __ ] I could probably do two 250 but I'm not gonna do no concerts yet that's the thing I'm not really you know eager to push you know three four hundred [ __ ] dollar night by doing crazy [ __ ] see that I'm not going back down there though cause I don't want to do that [ __ ] I was like I'm I'm gonna sit back here and chill and [ __ ] relax on my back end it's a little parking lot back here let me kick back oh nope anything you know let me just turn this [ __ ] off for a second I'm not going back to that concert area [ __ ] that [ __ ] I'm cool right where I am and it's like the only thing is is that man if they didn't have so much [ __ ] and the thing is they got it to wear on Mill Avenue you can't get through Mill Avenue you go down Scottsdale Road once you hit rails a lot of there's cars backed up all the [ __ ] way from Mill all the way to Reels all the way to almost Scottsdale Road that's a lot of [ __ ] cars and you gotta crawl through there real [ __ ] slow it's big ass party buses and everything it's the country concert what's going on so you go down there you ain't going no [ __ ] world that's what takes so long is picking people up so I'm like nah [ __ ] that I'm cool on that [ __ ] so I'd rather sit here and not make nothing than deal with that [ __ ] [ __ ] I rather just kick back relax drink my [ __ ] drink well I got some chocolate chip cookies down here I might eat a couple of those [ __ ] but I'm not gonna jump online yet I'll kick back for a minute I got two of these old dusty ass cookies left so I'm gonna save those two [ __ ] for later I can't eat all my crusty dusties in one shot it was gone man do not send me to Tempe under no circumstances whatsoever please leave me in Scottsdale with a ride that's like maybe a half mile away I don't believe somebody trying to get a seven dollar lift in the middle of a concert that's just funny the [ __ ] what is that Washington Tempe over here today at Washington Park ah [ __ ] it let's take it cause that's me dropping down Stephen I'll cruise all over there Washington Street I could do that all right let's do that because he don't got me over there on goddamn Scottsdale Road and [ __ ] real Salata he's about light rail station let's do it I'd rather do that Stephen let's go man appreciate you brother because one thing is happening I am not going near that crazy ass concert okay that was a pretty quick trip right there now my next trip I'm going to right now this I just dropped them off at the hotel here that was Steven and he was in a wheelchair but he had the wheelchair that breaks down like you could take the wheels off and everything I guess so me and his girl we kind of broke the wheels down got the wheelchair all situated pretty easy everybody needs a wheelchair like that if you do ride share you need the wheelchair that the wheels come off you push these little buttons on the side and they the wheels pop off real easy then the front it doesn't really fold down so you can't really fold it down so what you do is I put the the base part just right here in the front seat next to me it was small like the base part was small as hell it fits right in your front seat like a big old backpack or something so I just sat it there you can strap it if you want to I didn't but the wheels just fit in the trunk I mean it was the easiest wheelchair thing ever everybody needs those kind of wheelchairs and ride share Uber need to [ __ ] put that word out be like get this type of wheelchair you need the kind that the wheels just you push the buttons in each wheel comes off the side and it's super easy I mean [ __ ] packed up easier than goddamn suitcases it was it's easier than taking luggage for a BMW like mine way easier than even taking luggage so I'm glad I picked them up because they gave me Insight on new wheelchairs that I think people should promote those [ __ ] especially if you plan on using Rideshare a lot like help help us out help you but I'm on my way right now to pick up a airport ride now this airport ride oh it's 48 so I'm probably gonna get a tip I think I'm gonna get like at least a 10 tip to make it 58 now it's a 24 Mile Drive yeah 24 miles but it's going to make it's going away from all the craziness because right now everything you do right now is by the craziness and they're not giving you any trips if you're not taking [ __ ] in Tempe luckily these guys Steven they were on a light rail they got off the light rail too early so I had to go down pick him up take them like 1.2 miles to where they should have got off at or 1.8 miles so he was almost two miles too early he got off the light rail which was easy
they just had to go from where I picked them up at just right over here to 44th Street right by the airport so as soon as I dropped them off like right now I'm on 44th Street headed to go pick them up this is easy [ __ ] right here I like this okay cool just did that drop real quick I'm gonna sit here for a second I gotta do something real quick hold up for a second let's go through here all right that was just that right here so it was 26 miles was the total thing for 46. Now 52 is what I need to make it two dollars a mile I need 52. so if you tips me like four dollars cool I get my two dollars a mile 33 minutes 48 dollars it's about 96 dollars an hour 96 000 hour is not bad I mean it's a long [ __ ] drive it's 26 miles away from the airport it's a long drive but I'm like [ __ ] it I had to do something different um 222 dollars and four hours online let's look at my actual five hours and three okay almost 70 an hour I'm still just over sixty dollars an hour just over 60 an hour that was a long drive I just took okay Lyft is up in the mixed twenty three dollars so they must have charged that dude up the ass because it was negative seven dollars so that's a thirty dollar variance right there so that's a 30 ought to be negative seven some up to 23 is a seven dollar a thirty dollar variance so they must have charged that dude up the ass for that [ __ ] trip jeez jeez telling you man they be [ __ ] doing people dirty they be doing [ __ ] dirty goddamn lift so instead of 48 the dude probably paid close to 80 for that [ __ ] trip this is [ __ ] that was probably like yeah you need to go that far from the airport with a surge yeah you're gonna [ __ ] pay like 80 85 90 for that so they they gave me 48. so they had to at least get minimum 78 for that trip 78 because it was that was a 30 flip right there so and that's how I kind of keep track of what they doing and what I'm doing I kind of keep track of that [ __ ] because a lot of times these [ __ ] will try to play you out now that [ __ ] would have went from negative seven dollars to like let's say positive sixty dollars oh I would have been pissed I would have been pissed because that that would have been a [ __ ] 67 67 variance that being able to charge 67 more than what they [ __ ] paid me so instead of it being 48 67 and 48 would have been about 115 [ __ ] dollars or something crazy like that I'm like dude they just charged that dude 115 and gave you 48. and they'll do that [ __ ] these apps don't give a [ __ ] they would really do that [ __ ] they would do it so like I said I made 222 four hours online like I said don't know how long I've been driving because I'd be scouting like a [ __ ] but yeah that I probably drove I would say about four hours and then between three at least more than three definitely more than three hours because I ain't been scouting for no hour in a [ __ ] half because rides have been coming so fast so I'm thinking at least three and a half hours you know three and a half to four hours I actually been driving now that I'm back online scouting and [ __ ] and all the surge is far from me like I said there's the surge over here there's a little surge right there I'm not gonna get no [ __ ] rides I'll probably go over here to Mesa real quick get some rides over there this is Baseline ahead of me and I'm gonna take the highway I'm not gonna take Baseline I got a quarter of a tank now so in one quarter of a tank like I said I'll start a day at a half and now I'm sitting at a quarter I made 222 dollars off a quarter tank of fuel so far 222 off of a quarter of a tank let me see I'll show you because I don't I know how motherfucker's gonna be will you see that like I'm telling you man that's what I'm at right there come on car it's a quarter of a tank right there quarter of a tank so I got 101 miles till empty and that's all 222 dollars is what I made with a quarter tank of gas that means multiply that times four that's 888 dollars with a full tank of [ __ ] gas I can make 888 off one tank of gas I think it's and it cost me I saw how much I filled up wit