HOW TO CAKE YOUR FACE LIKE A HOE: NAKED IN MYKONOS EDITION
I'm sure you guys can tell by looking at the title this video has, already been demolished eyes before it was even fucking, uploaded, so that, brings me to my next very, quick point before we get into the video today's video is sponsored by a super awesome app called bricks and balls ironically. Bricks and balls I feel like this sounds so on genuine there's no way to say it bricks and balls is been one of my favorite games for such a long time like seriously, obsessed with it like ask Amar'e we love iPhone games it's an awesome time killer so we're always doing it on planes all it is is swiping and launching the little balls to break all of the bricks but I can literally play, this game all day it has a bunch of different fun modes like a hundred balls mode which you can play with your friend you guys can compete to see who can break more bricks with a hundred balls but yeah there's thousands, of levels waiting for you in three different modes so yeah thank you bricks and balls for helping me to eat it's. A completely free app it's linked in the description below, so you guys should definitely go check it out it's such a good like time killing stress relieving easy little. Game and I love it so thank you to them for letting me be this disgusting. Vulgar ass bitch and playing, their. Game I don't speak in English here is the video Thank You Brixham. Good. Morning, guys I am in Greece right now not just anywhere in Greece but I am in Mykonos, somewhere, I've always, wanted to go and I'm actually leaving today and I realized that I haven't filmed any videos, while I've been here I've just been trying to take a little bit of a break and actually, enjoy, my vacation for, as much as I could not, just start off the video on like a super, dark note but I've been definitely. Dealing with a lot of stress and mental health issues, and all that kind of stuff lately which is so hard for me to say on my channel because I always want to be the face of positivity. And all that kind of stuff but I always, promise, you guys I'll keep it real with you so I've just been taking the week off and actually enjoying Greece but I am leaving today, and I decided before I leave this incredibly, beautiful place I should at least try, to film one video here so, what. Is Tana do every time she goes to a new country Hawaii's, not a country and that's just really embarrassing, that I said that she doesn't come up with any original ideas she just gets ready in any way with the same exact fucking makeup routine and it's like less interesting, every time and, maybe that's I maybe is her dropping now. But I'm sitting on a balcony in Greece drinking water out of a glass bottle, about to get ready naked totally for the views and I don't know when I became that bitch but I'm also not that mad about it but I decided this morning oh my god is that my vagina showing, probably, but I would do it how to keep your face like a pro Mykonos. Edition, holy shit that's, insane, like if you would have told port Ana that she was even gonna get to like buy like Neutrogena, makeup wipes versus, like the Walmart brand she wouldn't have believed you let alone if you would have told her she'd be a Mykonos she would never believe that that's crazy life is crazy filming, my first video in my room with the dirty door I never would, have thought I would be here speaking of dirty doors and things everything, in Greece is so white as you can see including, me I'm the most basic bitch ever but I'm so scared to touch everything, here like even the walls even the buildings because I feel like I just like exude, spray, tan and Hot Cheetos like I feel like my natural residue. Is just spray, tan. Everything. Here today I don't really have much to do I'm gonna do a quick little photo shoot before I leave so I thought I would do like a soft, eally like Mykonos, Grecian, goddess glam. That was so fucking, ugly unsubscribed, for me right now and I'm totally just, in a towel so, this gets more views hmm, don't disrespect, my hustle like you can take the bitch out of basic but you can't take the basic out of the bitch you feel me oh my god I hate everything I'm saying right before. I get into this get ready with me and make this face a lot less ugly look, at my view look. At all the little basic, white buildings, that you see on like my life is Ava's Instagram, and like Aspen over is Instagram is that my camera's way shitty and like way cheaper and the lens like definitely has foundation, on it so you can't really see as well but like it's so pretty look, at this white ass building that I'm totally gonna ruin with spray tan and hot cheetos look, at this beautiful private, pool that's all for me but I'm totally not gonna swim in because my extensions, will fall out mm-hmm.
So Yeah I'm in Greece it's super beautiful year still not a travel blogger have no idea why companies send me beautiful places like this because I just shit on them and I'm a disgusting disgrace. To any place, ever yeah, I've just been here clearing my head and having a good time and feeling super grateful for all of the awesome opportunities, you guys give me I know that sounds really cheesy but growing, up so fucking, poor and I know I say that a lot and I'm not sure if I'm poor I'm so relatable it's not what I mean you see places like this on Instagram and you never think that following, your dream working, hard and all that kind of stuff could, ever bring you here and it just it's crazy I love what I'm like motivational, speaking even though I'm totally like depressed, and anxious and I'm just struggling so hard and I right now but, really though even though I am a struggling, mess I hope that I can be an example for you that a piece of shit can succeed know that. If you love something and you want to follow your dreams and you want to do cool shit with your life you can and you don't have to be a traditional, definition, of like a perfect person like I always also felt like even as an influencer, when I first started the cool shit like this would only happen for, like the beautiful, traditional. Supernormal, I'll have a kale smoothie for breakfast, Instagram, models and for it to happen for like a weird-ass Taco Bell asks, like there's dirt under my nails right now ass bitch like me is pretty cool, now I'm gonna shut up I think it's time we start getting ready before I get into the video as always please subscribe click, that little bell make sure your notifications, are on not occasionally, at all times because as you know I am a struggling demonetised, influencer, who will not get promoted on any platform my phone cases are out I think iPhone, X is told that right now I'm not sure but the link is in the bio you guys have been obsessed with them I've been so obsessed with them still can't believe they're real still can't believe they're finally out and I have a lot of upcoming, Tanner con news as well so stay tuned from that and now let's get right into this get ready with me let's get let's bust it and try not to have a nip slip I have my vuitton, makeup bag filled with all my things even though I owe the government like so much money in taxes, and like this is just like a physical representation of money like don't have like probably shit about it so I get makeup bags on bitch I'm such, a like self-deprecating.
Sarcastic. Mood this morning please forgive me it's toppling, over because I have so many products to make me look less bug Lee Tana. I actually have a lot of new products for this how to kick your face like a pro too which makes me happy that I'm at least not showing you the same benefit, Porefessional primer, for, the 9th video in a row I'm actually gonna start off with the Saint Tropez, everyday, tinted moisturizer, and primer I'm not even gonna bother going like this because. You. Don't fucking care I don't fucking care my body is definitely, more, orange, and covered, in spray tan residue than my face so I'm using this to try to make them match why have I never thought. To call these videos how to kick your face like a ho by the way Mika knows more like Mika, hos all, my god I need to go Mika home cuz that was me God whoa. Gonna. Be my worst video manager now that that's sitting on my face I'm gonna go ahead and use my favorite Elgin s splash moisturizer. I like to put it on top of the tan because I feel like they just mixed, together really well like that I don't fucking know anything, about anything, so maybe that's just like a total lie and I'm doing it all wrong and that's why I have wrinkles at 19 what I love this moisturizer though I always tell you guys my skin is literally like drier, than, like your grandma's, pussy so that was gross I'm really sorry I made you think about your grandma's pussy I bet when you watch lies the co she she doesn't make you think about your grandma's pussy and that's why she's more successful, than me but. Now. All of you og Tanna fans that have been watching how to kick your face like a pros are going to be very shocked at this but I'm gonna be using the Too Faced primed, and peachy, primer instead, of benefit, Porefessional I have been obsessed with this for the past like four or five months it, pretty much does the exact same thing as benefit Porefessional it, just smells like peaches and it's like cooling, on your skin and I also think it's a little more moisturizing, and a little less silicone. II if that makes sense and it smells really good I also have a lot of acne right now which I'm sure is standing out because everything, mikonos is white and then there's just like little red, dots all over my face what's like contrast, but like my bad skin like, why do I want to just like stop getting ready like why do I feel glowy why do I feel like Corinne AQAP's except, like way uglier, I just. Had to dig for my Beauty Blender for like 30 minutes and this nasty, abyss that is my makeup bag my translucent powder exploded, on the way over here and it literally looks like someone did like five lines of coke and just like sneezed, all over my makeup bag now I'm gonna wet my Beauty Blender with like a three day old bottle, of water because I'm a beauty, guru it's spilling on my leg, life. Hack am i right lady now even though a lot of things are changed up in my makeup routine as, you guys know I am and always will be a full coverage ass bitch so I still, use my Marc Jacobs remarkable, foundation, I have tried so many foundations, in the past few months I've even been kind of trying to switch it up and find something new but this is just so perfect for the longest time I was shade 27, though and now I've been shade 34, beige medium, so, at least you changed my shade it's also literally covered in white powder like hate, myself what if it was just Coke and off camera I was like now. I'm gonna put this on in the viewfinder like, the classy. Ass bitch, that I am okay wait I really can't do this in the viewfinder I'm, gonna come back to you when it's all over my face and the walls there's. A literally a giant. Ass bug oh my god no do I pour water on it do I put water do, I do i oh. Okay. It's crawling away my. Girl in the fucking, time span that I was gone which I want to express to you was literally, a minute I managed, to lose the Black Beauty blender that I wet have to find a new Beauty Blender but it was like a different, glass bottle of water my life is so hard and this beauty blender has like cracks in it and it's like so, close to being like just, as bad as the Beauty Blender in that one video where the girl has like maggots, crawling out of your Beauty Blender you know the one so that's fucking gross and inconvenient, and describes my life completely and that's why I'm not a beauty guru but now I'm gonna hop into putting on concealer really, quickly this is tart shape tape in medium.
I Definitely could go for some light medium but, what you own do trying a little weed leaf on my forehead because I haven't been high in like five days and it's actually. So, hard and now I'm gonna take my maggot-infested Beauty, Blender and I'm gonna take my mad con infested, Beauty won wow, she, sure was gone I set my face with Laura Mercier translucent powder. Because, I sure, will not be having flashback, as white as these buildings hearing freeze that's my nipples so sorry, again now. I'm gonna take my favorite bronzer right now which is to face chocolate gold so late. It's. Like broken, and, that's like super, new Wow my, life is just a giant, sum, of minor, inconveniences. That I can't really bitch too hard about because I live a great life my $40 bronzers broken but I'm in Mykonos so like shut the fuck up dumb bitch but like also this sucks so when I'm going full glam I still, use my Kat Von D shade and light palette like I literally have it right here and I drop my eyebrow brush another, minor inconvenience. With Janna but what I'm going for something quicker and softer, like today of contour, heavily, with the bronzer, i Minister does I've done that I'll take the brush and just do like a light dusting or on my whole face so my whole thing is like bronzy, but like the fat areas, are contoured a little more you know so basically just apply, more where you would contour, I don't know why I couldn't explain it like that, versions of a high school dropout why, would that be like my memoir, like there's, like Sisterhood, of the Traveling, Pants like Confessions, of a Teenage Drama, Queen like, Junie B Jones my diary and mine would just be like confessions, of a high school dropout also fully, coining, the phrase spray, tan and hot cheetos like that might be the title of my book I also love the fact that I just claimed that like anyone else would ever want that phrase like most people just wash their hands pana shout out to face tune smooth though because anything I really do wrong you know just fix their that's like my makeup to ever I'm like just do your best with the bronzer if it's bad just smooth it in facetune okay now as always I'm gonna fill in my eyebrows with Urban Decay faint eyeshadow. I'm gonna be super sloppy about this lately, I've just been not carrying, as hard about my brows which might not be a good thing my brows are also super.
Super On, tweeze, right now in like cave girl because I forgot to bring tweezers, to grease so I feel like they honestly, have no hope I love that something it's like a beauty guru would never come on her videos and be like yeah I just feel like my eyebrows have no hope so. Yeah I'm gonna do these really quickly and sloppily, and, then. I'll be back I told you they were gonna be bad in my defense the next thing I'm gonna say is totally, redundant, and I realize, how, uninformed, and, behind. On the times I, sound saying, this but I just learned something recently, that changed my life and 99%. Of the population learned, this like two years ago but it is cleaning up my brows with concealer, I know a big shot comes heart-shape tape and all I really do is just dot a little bit of it under the and. Falling apart like the, ridge post Malone way just to make the regular, way ya know just ride your vest but 7, a.m.. And, so I really just dot a little bit of it under the arch and this helps so much if you're a lazy ass grimy bitch like me and you don't tweeze your eyebrows, enough, and then once I have it on there I way too afraid, of commitment and fucking things up in every, aspect of my life but I put the brush away and then just take my finger and kind of pat in the concealer, so that it's a little less harsh now that all of that is done I'm just gonna take my Kat Von D locket setting spray and just fucking on. Vacations, in places where it's more humid though this shit like saves my life seriously, it glues down your makeup I'm also so the type of person to wear my makeup on like four planes in a day and like sleep in it and like all that kind of stuff so when she says lock it sister means lock it so now I'm super weird but after I set my face I like to go in with this little like highlight a blush e-products I feel like if I put this on my face before, I said it did the setting spray kind of like mattifies, it and it's way prettier if I put it like on top of the setting spray I don't know this is Mac gold deposit I just, recently picked this up it's like a super, pretty I guess you would say it's a highlighter but it's kind of like golden e in a little dark as you've seen by my past few videos I've been a little to oranjee in spray tan but this complements, that nicely so making the best out of a bad situation, and then I just take also my skin being like a little bit damp from the setting spray I feel like really enhances, the pigmentation, of this I could be totally wrong again I don't know shit and then in true James Charles fashion I'm gonna put a little bit down the bridge of my nose really, helps make my botched nose job a little better the next step changed, my life. So I've been seeing these Stila, liquid, eyeshadows, absolutely. Everywhere, I've seen everyone use them but I've never gotten around to try them and when I filmed with Jeffrey I finally, tried one for the first time and it literally changed my life basically it's just a cream eyeshadow by Stila it's super metallic he's super coyly super, glittery in this little tube with like a doe foot applicator and, I was always super intimidated, by them always super intimidated, by creme shadows, always super intimidated, by like super glitter whatever but I finally got one of my own in the shade kit in the super pretty like pinky, gold Denis bronzy, Capri, I just named like five colors and they're all like totally different but like figure it the fuck out on your own and before doing anything to my eye I literally, just take this product and go all over my eye and I'm not gonna lie to you guys you, and I both know if you're subscribed to me if you stand me if you fuck with me all five, of you I'm not good at makeup I'm not gonna dye shadow I'm lazy I don't like anything, that requires anything, more, than minimal, effort and I feel like for a lazy ass bitch this is the easiest, best product, in the world that not only makes it look like you tried but also that you know what you're doing and like if you have to get up early, and go to like work everyday but you want to look put together you want to go to school and look like you like tried but you're like totally now you're fucking lazy how do you want to look at you're not fucking lazy does the best product in the world I wish this watching, me so as you can see my lids are not like glittery and super cute like fave I'm literally almost done it's time for lashes I have, the, most exciting, news for you motherfuckers, if you've ever watched any video of me getting ready ever you know I'm obsessed with Lily lashes Miami they're my favorite lashes on the planet so much so that I've spent the last year, buying them oh my god I'm so humble, again I blink buy my lashes like my life is the word that's not what I meant there's, no other lash on the market it is as good as a Lily lash Miami there's something it does for my face it makes me look like a girl it makes my lashes look long another, litter, --all choads, if you put them on well enough people think they're real I don't always do that I'm not that talented but they're literally just the best lashes in the game and then Lily lashes started sending me some and I was like super excited about just that over the past year I just been promoting, them about a code and Lily lashes finally, hit me up and said hey Tana do you want a code for your followers and I'm like well I mean I've wanted one for the past year but no I'm Jake I'm super excited they finally gave me a code you can use KOAT Anna for like 15 percent off I think it might be ten percent I don't know I love having a code in knowing nothing about it but if you guys want to save some money on them I know that they're pricey and I can't wait to literally, say use KOAT Anna for 10% off every 30 seconds, especially, around James so, without further ado I'm gonna go throw my Lily lashes, style Miami news coat Anna for 10% off on my eyes and I will be right back ten years later I am back I got caught up taking, slutty boomerangs, in the mirror I glued, my lashes on I threw on a coat of my all-time favorite, Too Faced better than sex mascara waterproof, because, I'm like totally.
Gonna Swim in my makeup no I'm just kidding waterproof, because I cry myself to sleep now oh my, god I being so morbid in today's video nasally. I'm only like a half serious, so low-key after gluing my eyelashes, on I felt like my eyes, was a little too light so I'm gonna grab this huda beauty palette, and take this shade called Eden, it's just like this little peachy shade and the top love this palette highly, recommend it and I'm gonna take a Mac two to four brush this is a mini one cuz I bought it in an airport not that you care I'm, just gonna dust some of that color into my crease to give the glittery shadow some like dimension. And depth look at me using, words like I know what they fucking mean also, not pulling, my eye while putting on eyeshadow and like creating 100 wrinkles is so, hard for me and again that's why I love the glitter shadow because even throwing just, this shade on top with that looks so, pretty I, feel like putting eyeshadow on my lower lash line is so vital, for me like my makeup instantly, looks 10 times better I don't know what it is this eyebrow is definitely better so I'm just gonna spend the rest of my day talking to people like this and, now last but certainly not, least you already know what the fuck going on Mac Baldy bear lip pencil and it's literally insane even, though my lips are huge the fake vicini, still, wants, to over line and I have to have like a mental conversation, with myself every day even if you over line you're not gonna look like Kylie Jenner I feel like I'm constantly actually, having an existential crisis, with myself I'm like even if you get pregnant you won't be like Kylie Jenner if you date a soundcloud rapper it won't be like Kylie and Travis you're 1/3 Crunchwrap, supreme this week isn't gonna go to your ass like Kylie it's gonna go to your stomach and then you're gonna look pregnant but not even cute like Kylie's so, at. Least when Kylie Jenner face students she doesn't make the walls curvy, to you like that I'm just lining my lips well yelling Kylie Jenner things at my phone so yeah once my lips are line even that's a look low-key sometimes I like wearing this liner with gloss over it but today I'm gonna throw on Mac honey love lipstick, on top of that and there we have it a simple light glam using. Some new products, some old ones some old ones that I have codes for now link in description, but here in Mykonos holy shit I had a really good time getting ready with you guys even though sometimes I need a break there's nothing, more therapeutic in the world than sitting down in front of my camera and just like shit talking to you guys like that is what I love to do like there is no better mental, high for me other than like we'd obviously but, like they don't have that in Greece I am so annoying in this video thank you for loving me anyway but yeah I'm gonna shut the fuck up now I hope you guys enjoy going from mica No - mica ho.
Every. Second of every day I wish I had a live studio audience like, following me around laughing at the stupid should I say like that was like 10 out of 10 and like. So. Thank you guys as always for watching me and supporting, all of the stupid little random, videos I make and just loving me for who I am because even in moments where everything feels really shitty the one thing that is so constant is you guys's love and I'm so fucking grateful for that and on top of that thank you for giving me everything I have I know I've said this for ever and ever and I never won't sound cheesy but I have every single thing I have in this life because of the people who watch my videos and I wouldn't be here I wouldn't be doing this I wouldn't be doing anything that I'm doing I wouldn't be alive for that matter if it wasn't for the people that support me you guys saved my life and continue to save it every day and the fact that I ever even get the opportunity to do that for even one person let alone millions changes, my life like I sat down to film my first video with the intent of making one person smile and just sit here as 3.3, million subscribers, and not only be on one of my channels and not even think about any other platform, you know it's so crazy and surreal and to be sitting rumiko know somewhere that I never thought I would be it's, just it's crazy and I'm super emotional and cheesy and I know that you guys are probably so sick of me being like this in my videos like three years later but I fucking, love you and I wouldn't be shit without you so thanks for getting ready with me naked and mikonos like a slut I love, how I'm like so emotional at the end of a video that I've been like naked and the entire time I love you guys so much thank you for watching as always make sure to subscribe click that little bell to turn your notifications on, subscribe to my vlog channel below for all of the vlog content from all of the vacations, I've been on including, this one follow on my social media because you really don't want to miss the crazy shit I've been keeping you guys updated with on there if you really fucking with me you can grab a phone case or Tanic on merch those will be linked below but I'm finally, going to shut the fuck up now and try to enjoy mikonos for a couple hours so thank you guys so much for watching I love you so much and I will talk to you in the next video bye.