10 of the Most GIANT Products that Actually Work!
What's. Going on guys I am pay off and this. Is my cohort, tanner tanner. No, we, shall begin. Oh. Yes. That's the, what we, are doing ten of the biggest, products. That actually work, that's, right. Number, one is. You. Know everyone, in the comments says that my beard elongates, my face so I look like a horse. Literally. That was the comment that. Wasn't me who actually collagen, fired. That's what I don't have a comeback fired, if. You actually get, to the point where you're funnier, than me you're gone. I'm. Gonna let you guys know whether these products, are good or bad if they're big rig. Pocket, knife see, it may look like to you that this pocket knife is next to some very very tiny, money, all is so funny but, it's not true, you've been lied, to by. Me, honestly. For the first 15, words I was looking like I don't know what you're reading dude you. Went all like acapella. Yeah I, compel. You, just mean I copy the actual word okay but acapella, it, meant what I meant hey listen to me guy I tried my best to you giving me a lot of flack I'm. Trying to bat the words away my. Breath smells good what are you talking about what a fantastic, night, with an old Oprah, Oprah. Did. It in today's vlog I was crying because I walked up to Gunnar and Paul was like darn Connor Connor and he was like so deep in the zone he turned around and took his headphones off and then balls like where's Tanner and got a rose its accomplice, cops. Oh, surprise. Party. Music. Patrick's. Office that's what he's trying to say but he's like jakara Pachi. Pachi link. To that video right there it's a funny video subscribe. To my vlog channel cuz I need more attention now, let's go back to the pocket knife it's a giant knife what more do you want can I cut some stuff with it yeah we can add to cart' I'm, so excited, I, just can't, hide it Wow. Does it look big doesn't look big but here's my hand, we. Got big this pocket knife is do you think I can hurt something. Calm down there, cold-blooded. Killer boom, how do you close this oh here we go say Alakazam, oh yeah, you actually closed it like an actual pocket knife actually, Wow actually, this is sharp. This is shark a machete can we prove it no no not like cutting you just cutting. Cutting. Something else do you have something else I can cut yeah. I'll. Give you a blood brothers thing but Wow, there, you go guys that's not annoy that's, annoy you, this Apple is machi isn't, machi the green stuff much about you know. What do you call it when an Apple is like saw and it's like do you what do you say literally down in the comments below I'm curious because I've never been confident, with that word but the word I use when an Apple is like a little soft and like granular. In your mouth like just doesn't taste good it's like a little old, I call it machi I call it squishy, or woody, you know it's like woody okay, I can see woody yeah see. What I mean look at this dude. I can't perfect example of this is like when I go to press the knife against, it and like the skin wrinkles. Instead, of being cut what, is this, take, a take a bite of that nasty, just to make sure cuz, it does smell machi Mikey Mikey you wanna play a game yeah yeah. Do, I scared it off alright I guess on the top of your head no don't move should. I put my hand in front yeah we've got three two. Let's. See if it cuts this this is a very delicate, fruitcake. Is that a Twinkie no it's you wow that, was delicious, you wanna try it yeah I do okay everyone gets a slice hey where's this knife man don't worry about it I eat a few eat take a slice you, have to join in Michael Ready Set. Wow. That's already good that is garbage that's good. I'm. All out you are sorry why your. Originals, like coconut, oh yeah, it's like a coconut Twinkie, I'll be another one aptly you have the rest honestly. But. Hey. I rate this big this is working, giant, working pocket knife also don't carry this around in your pocket you're not gonna get arrested for what you think ah. This. Is the biggest nothing you've ever seen that's, right it's absolutely, nothing at all not a zero, zilch, and since it's nothing it can be used both indoors and outdoors it matches the decor of any bedroom den kitchen or rocket ship but he seriously, who is buying this oh my gosh there's that many ratings, and to, carve. Guarantee. You I don't believe this for a second they're gonna walk in here and be like look well we have their hands are gonna be empty biggest dead dewclaw.
You. Think I have dead jokes like. Are. You tired from that that's. Like actual, panting, over here dude. Acting, okay, acting. Dude I can't believe that, that many people actually bought, that no. Phone err, I. Bought. Nothing again, tanner, that's definitely rigged. And not big. Wristwatch. I mean if it, was just like this picture I'd been like okay, $85. For a crappy looking watch but then we see this picture and then we start to understand, I feel all these still have their small word, like pocketknife wristwatch. But yeah used on none of those exactly, all right it's. Me the WWE. Champion. Looks. Like a little belt you will honey. So. Before I even get it you broke it No well it came broken, on the face as you lose a crack hey there is look at this attacking. Michael, alone so. What happened here look at that crack it just came within the shipping look at this look at that giant crack right there, wait. The whole thing what's happening here why isn't the second hand moving there's no battery in it are you gonna give me a battery or what. Charge. This thing is huge dude, have you ever tried to wear this on your wrist ah, you. Just pull it up it I thought that's how you set the time you start pulling out rate of items here's a puppy oh okay. Wow that's loud you hear that infer a lot do that. But. That was the watch no. That's my phone it works I mean it works it's just broken and crapped, out upon. Delivery, yeah should we put this on the wall I don't know what you know what do you do with this when you're consistently. Home late from work and your wife's like never again. Okay. Really well, man, this thing's a piece of junk dude, what, the heck how much was this 85 bucks what the heck man I'm Chuck, I don't want to break it cuz I think it could make a nice, wall ornament, but it's so loud and it's already cracked I have to say this is rig. That. Was a rough one tanner that's. Pretty solid, TV is that was a rough one before you knew that next product I do want to let you know if you do find crazy, wacky weird, strange, items, that you want to send us we have a subreddit, just, for that so send us those items in that subreddit. Let's go computer. Mouse this hilarious, but fully functional, giant, computer mouse is an everyday optical. Mouse that is compatible with mac and pc so it's an actual working mouse simply plug it into your USB port as you would your smaller one and the mouse and your and the mouse what doesn't, even make sense simply, plug it into your, USB port as you would your smaller one and the mouse and you're ready to go alright add the card let's see if this thing works that.
Is Kind of big but it's not as big as you'd think, it's not as big as I thought it was gonna be but maybe it's. Probably. Probably, probably. Probably. The. Biggest Mouse ever because. Mice. Are typically spawned and look how small this mice Mouse's we can say that this is a mouse and this is a rat but no I wouldn't okay. There. We go alright I'm using this for the rest of the video look at this yeah I'm moving the mouse it's, happening, devices ready I just feel like this is somewhat like underwhelming. Though I'm like not, super, shocked it just doesn't seem that big I was expecting, something much bigger but I mean like if you're thinking about it this is probably, one of the biggest mouse mice. Ya know Mouse's mice, know mice when it's actual mice but Mouse is when it's a physical, product I don't think so guaranteed, are you sure about that no but I'm I'm, gonna wager a guess mice, versus, Mouse's, in computer terms a mouse is a corded or wireless device but Allah but more than one computer mouse can be called Mouse's you skip the words the. Plural of mouse is my but, more than one computer, mouse is. Can. Know. Christ Mouse is correct to plural, mice or Mouse's, a small, handheld device see, it kay it's talking just about Mouse's, I just I can't I can't allow this to be true in my head you one of the people that want to call it nice know that mooses Benson why are they armies but there's no mooses and there's not nice, alright, now there's not you're, kidding right it's a moose I know yeah it's just moose great everyone's saying me there's a lot of moose there's a moose yeah. Good. I. Was. Like Tanner are you with me. It works so rest of the video I'm gonna be using this now suck it wall gatech I'll rate this one a big Christmas, stocking, look at that kid he's just confused three, and a half feet tall oh is, that how what that kid is literally, two feet tall then maybe that's normal, I told Lana Lunas, about a foot mass Oh or five feet so they can be 5 feet oh wow. 5 feet mama see this, jumbo, christmas stock, is a very, good quality i like, it one like someone you have to say that it's very good quality you know like it's not then yeah if you have to tell anybody you are something, you're not something you know yeah you know i am made of boyfriend. Material you, want to marry me i say, that but look at me yeah member not people see right through you yeah how do person yeah i because there. You go just giants talking this is big dude, oh no, kidding all over, me just. A. Week more dramatic than I needed to be, dude. Where you can put in this you have a present to put in it what is this for you then, all, right should I help you with it put it in and surprise me. You. Think. This is you seen, the previous video I have on all fours yeah yeah. At. Least she looks like a mermaid okay. In. Case you guys haven't met woods before this, is woods so here's, a big question give this video a like if you want woods for your Christmas present. We. Will ship them out to the highest bidder so I get any of that money no, I go straight to me you did all that honey though. Not. What I thought it was gonna be honestly, how about we wanted it to be a hikes. Yeah not what I wanted it to be but thanks for thanks, for trying dude that one is, you, know I don't I definitely don't want woods as a president, before we get the next product big shout out to roar roar they say first, now the beards, got to go why are they always insults, monsters can't you say something nice to me like the beards gotta stay the beard is how, my motivation. To live things like that that's all I'm looking for why is anybody shot at last yeah exactly, cuz I mean they have just as good of a chance of being last as it is being first actually be really hard to be last on a YouTube video exactly, as hard as it be first no you're right.
Artists, Brush oh my gosh it's enormous, Bob. But add an artistic touch to any decor, with a giant paintbrush, accented, with giant, paint palette a detailed artist brush is a work, of art itself, nearly, 6 feet long with its gently tapered, wooden handle, contoured, metal, collar and real, bristles, real bristles, you think we can actually paint with it I'd be cool too. Oh my. Gosh, is there any practical use for this I mean I know you can probably paint with it but maybe like honey you know it's time for you to paint the floor and it's really just mopping for your kids you know it's time to get him in the hey you, want to get tickled with like an eight-foot-tall the paint brush I guarantee. You I can tickle you with it there's no way guaranteed, you want to place a bet yeah all right. Look. At this thing dude whoa. Right. This is actually, wood an actual, metal and. Real bristles, this, has got to be like 50 pounds how, heavy is this let's go back I guarantee it'll say in the listing 13 pounds Wow ok so that, everywhere just week yeah feels like 50 oh my gosh this is enormous Tanner, made the bet that I couldn't take home with him with it turn around I just gotta get a laugh out of you that's it okay I'm not gonna do anything weird don't look. What. Do you do with this like is this just a prop like why are you buying this, $250. Good this takes teamwork the pain here yes like you hold the top half okay and you do a lot of that thing I'll do, this I'll do yeah you just hold it and I'm just kind of like and I'm the one doing this yeah yeah. What churning butter yeah. You're right I was super bleep painting, a circle Oh. What's. This what are we gonna paint we're gonna actually paint I have a canvas for you okay we're, gonna paint so, unsettling, the way it just dangles, what do you want me to do you want me to paint I paint, the. URL, to my blog channel. Shameless. Self-promotion, a little, bit so it's. Youtube.com. Slash. Eventually. Many. I. Just. Gave up.
Anyway. My, blog channel, is. It's up in the info card area and it's in the link that's in the description but the URL is youtube.com. Select one-to-many with you Oh can't, you tell. That. Is I, mean, what do you think I mean I'd have to say that ones that I'll say it's big cuz you can paint we just need a bigger canvas and, a more muscular, person cuz it's heavy what is this what is this snicker, slice and share giant chocolate candy bar one. Pound candy bar oh wait is actually one pound I the card dude I got you this are. You clean it yeah yeah you could tell it hasn't been cleaned. Alright. So at first I thought this was just like you know the pack that has a bunch of them but upon, holding, it it feels heavy and I wonder if what am I getting dupes here gotcha. Mathias what'd, I ever do to you yeah all the time yeah you're right, yeah. I just spit all over it. Do. You want a slice. Yeah. It's got even less efficient way to do it yeah there, you go make a full snicker bar there yeah no kidding you're good, what. Do you mean what else am I supposed to do it I said you're good at this I thought you're being sarcastic oh, good, you're doing good at this cheers Cheers. You all want Michelle too bad you, do this is the one I didn't spit on oh my. God so, much I just a lot but boy does this help yeah I love God right now I believe I make really obnoxious sounds. What I mean you just always do I'm using Tanner's vlogs, nothing. But I'm not the sound this, is the most cringe-worthy breathing, have, one of the people that don't want it there's so much caramel that it's just like a workout for your mouth you know yeah and you're technically burning as many calories as you're eating I say reg you know it's not an enjoyable experience we're so much lighter. I look how they're non like just, the most boring titles, not giant lighter just, lighter like a little, bit of a tip to great big stuff calm, if you want to get more sales name, it giant, lighter because Google, will parse your site as a giant lighter so someone actually is looking for a giant lighter it'll come up bingo, Bob but right now maybe not this working giant cigarette lighter is a monster, that has the potential to singe your eyebrows, nevertheless it is a popular item and it's a great fun measuring, in at nearly 5 inches tall that doesn't seem that big. Yeah that's pretty big a half pound imagine, carrying this thing around she's like you got a light.
Add. To Cart. Almost. You're gonna get one of these. Howdy-doody. It's big but again, not that big, it's voluptuous. I'll. Stop with the candle we go all those rounded this that's, satisfying, though oh wow. That stinks oh my gosh there's so much fuel in this thing Wow light it up baby wait wait before we lie to that hold on I gotta show you some lighter tricks check this out. Yesi. I mean there's special, things to do I doubt those people that think they're so cool can, do it with this but, I bet you can am i right no I can't, definitely here, is a size comparison this, is a regular lighter here is he Zippo lighter, wow, it works, there's, a giant Zippo lighter that is a big flame. Think. You're just helping the fire oh. Jeez. I was starting to get worried dude we're, never getting rid of it you could just close the top yeah I know but I respect you don't, tell them that it's for the comedy oh. My. Gosh, that. All the sudden fuel. You. Like that impressively. Close to my face. All. Right well there you go guys it, worked this is a big. Rated. Well man yo, wouldn't. Match this, foot, long, wooden, match is a fun novelty the, realistic-looking matchstick is a great-looking accent, for hearth in your den really you're gonna decorate with this I don't know I'm, gonna be trigger, if it's not working Add to Cart. Thanks. For that tanner you're welcome only good times this is a big match it looks like it's plastic it does not look like a real match it'd be cool if it. Let. Me tell you something I'm. Not a real match wide, comas, just a wooden stick this is I mean I. Wow. Can. You believe this fire in, here. This. Thing is a stink of poopoo this would have been so cool if you could actually like this yeah you enhance so let's see it's like an immediate, and agrarian a torch it could have been a torch yeah it could have been like a slow burning match where you like light it like that that could have some application, you know yeah yeah you go out in the wild and you're like I just need you, brush, it against the wall and it starts lighting now you got a torch out in the wild there's real application. For that how's it going Bob. Bacon. Strips two pieces oh come on this can't be real bacon though but what's the point of it we all know that bacon usually shrinks, when prepared then. There's a lot about that but when we cooked. Up these giant, bacon. Strips they got huge Nana doesn't know anything about that, these, amazing, realistic, slices, of bacon measure, about, 32, inches long Jenna, knows all about. Printed. On both sides of for authenticity. Have you noticed I'm printed on both sides for authenticity you've never seen the back of my head now that you think about it right how do you know it's not just blank it actually says owned by Tanner. Add. To Cart missed, opportunity, if this thing doesn't smell, like, bacon oh, wow. It's. Actually like hardwood. But. Why decor. Maybe should, we use this as decor yeah oh I, don't know yes I was like probably, where did you trip down and start bacon. Come. On good. Lap. Was just, my. Grandfather, laughs are you never. Been slapped by 32. Inches to me a. Little, bacon. Bacon. Hurts. Oh. I. Can't I'm gonna say that one's rigged I don't. Appreciate it this right here is the exact opposite, of this video so check this one out because this is ten of the smallest products. That, may or may not be working products, now this one right here is instant. Freeze spray, you spray things and it freeze instantly pretty. Cool so, if you're new here also subscribe. For beard, love am i right and we'll see you here next time, high-five. You.
2018-06-02 09:49
Why the long face horse?
Stupid beard!!!!! Cut it!!!
Believe it or not I have a lighter four times the size of that one from the 1950’s.
I love your videos and those funny faces
IT SHOULD HAVE BEN BIG OR TWIG
so....this is entertainment now .....welp i'ma go kill myself if i don't i'll see ya tomorrow
Mushy
MOSHY
Bruised
I liked the snickers.
do you want to buy my air guitar pics shown $150 ono
Hes so beautiful and I tell him every day yah i know i know when i compartment ham and its so its so sad to see that he don't see what i see but ever day he ask me do i look ok i say when i see your face its not a thing that I would change cus boy your amazing just the way u are
I liked tanner until he said it’s meece
gota link for one of those knives
Soft
the defination would be mealy for apples
............................. OPRAH
I think Matthias should cut his beard
I could see how it could be mealy or mushy, but I've never heard the word mealy used for anything but describing an Apple. I'm sure I'll get some comments that prove me wrong.
Dang it I just looked it up and proved myself wrong, mealy worms, mealy mouthed... First time I've heard that term.
Love the beard
17:33 for lighter
I want woods lol
i call a mushy apple somebody elses problem cause i dont eat apples
in japan u could acctually use that at a school festival and join a giant caligraphy challenge
Is Matthias forehead bigger than miniladds lol
It looks like a big but on your face
Get the beard shaved
the soft apple would be called like a bruised apple on the soft spots
I am Courtney aka biggest fan THE BEARD STAYS it is his body plus we all know it was his wifes idea
grainy
Too much side dialogue. Get to the point. I became bored in
Beard is great, KEEP IT ON AND GOING!!
old
We call it mulchy
I aspire for your beard Mister Math-o-pias
That's ink sanses paint brush
Reddit 50/50 A box of dead mice or A box of dead mice
The beard is staing right
thats not a noife its a noife
The beerd is a cheesy burger
Keep the Beard it’s the best
Ur beard is to big
The beared is fine
Did anyone notice, that when they were testing the paintbrush, you could see the bacon from later in the episode on the floor
Issa knife
Press read more I dare you I'm not like those other cancerous comments
Thei beard shall stay
Can you cut your beard because before you was very funny
Last
Your beard is great
#beardsquad leave the beard alone! I think it rocks
- king kong or king wrong
Esses produtos vieram todos de Itu KKKKKKKKKKKK #Br
My family just says "Its fookin raw throw it away!"
your dadthias now love the beard takes attention away from yo ears lol jk love you and your look just don't go all hipster on us again #notesquad
Keep up beard
I bid my life savings on woods!!
You forgot NASA’s Super Guppy
IVE SEEN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
matt i like your beard last
The Beard got too gow and this is a now fand
I will take woods for 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Regular Matthias, (without beard), turns into, MANLY MATTHIAS, by using his beard magic
Hate the beard js
i love ur vids matt
“The beard is what you want, the beard is what you need, and if you don’t like that, then you can just flee!”
I call the Apple going bad.......
Soooooooooooooo much makeup
disappointed that they didn't remake the bob Ross intro XD
“Un-Ripe” is what I call apples
matt i like the beard
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I love your vids
Trying to feel my meat that is gay
Bruised
mushy
This is embarassing
Put some links to the stuff you show !!!!
That guys song
Beard is awesome
Such a not smurt purse on
Please ship him first class
CHAD AND VY ARE STUCK IN A TESLAN
$45 for a$6 stocking...
I call to see apples mealy
Have you not seen a lighter text book size?
His head is shaped like a zipo lighter.
You got to love this guy he is awsome thank you for your videos mithis
The apple is old
When an apple is squishy and grainy that means it’s over ripe.
Keep the beard
Little did he know zippo lighters are wind resistant
Ship me the woods
I have 3 of the
Christmas stockings
I call it mushy
Keep your beard
matthias came across 3 "nothing" items so far. I just hope when the next April fools day come around there needs to be "10 most valuable items of absolutely nothing."
Anyone else think jazza from Draw with jazza needs this paintbrush????
#thebeardsgottsstay
I call it disgusting a disgusting apple
Flour apple
the beard must be forever
https://discord.gg/qjVjSrF
plz delete ur beard
Definitely the beard has to stay, and so far I am last
What site does he buy all these products from??
tha beards tha bezt
I came for the beard stayed for the giant lighter
$999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for him
I call it rotten
Soft?
Fucking mush
Hi
Why does woods look like murfey from the 100
Call 1-800MATTHIAS and Matthias can paint your house for only the price of 999$
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLI8_8AJBumgx6docLbrHO1btHXdrjfgk-
Your ears are as bog a the nasa satellite
matthias chad wild clay try to call you
Believe in the beard
The beard should stayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Nice beardd
Trying to blow out a wind proof lighter... lol
D. C c cc.
What happened to Brian
It’s called mooshy
I don't want woods for Christmas but I still liked the video
again!!"there's a matthias in my boot!"
Puha alma
6:52 we see the back of your head there. u say we have never seen the back of your head before. nice try. lols
Tha apple was mushy
When the apple is soft it is bruised
That’s not the biggest knife that works mine is the size of my dads calf witch is five inches but great vid
That's way the horse Said
Woods would be the best christmas present
"That's not a knife, this is a knife" love that accent
Where are the links for the products?
I give you 1000000000000000000000000$
You said know one says anything nice but I think you are funny
18:28 When somebody Farted
The word you're looking for Matt is mushy
I bought the giant match it does work if you just light it up lol
Okay your beard looks wonderful but you got to get rid of it because I like you better in the past I want you to look like the past
The beard must be shaved, at least a little bit . . .
Mealy
Your beard OMGGGGG
11:37
I'll take him for 1 mil
its mice
3:20 I call it mushy
Sorry for the spelling
I think you should keep the berd
I kinda
Your funny
The the beard has to stay but it looks gay
Please keep the beard
U should do a video on largest or smallest candy.
I love the beard Notification squad
apple like that called "masir" in my country.
It's bigger than your head.
Mealy the word is mealy
Apple sauce
Lol you quoted crocodile Dundee! "That's not a knife this is a knife"
Test skeet beat my meat
Bro it’s ok I have big ears to big ears team like if your in my team
i call it gross
I call it soft
19:21 i had to look twice
Lemme back the words away
13:41 sounds like a high pitched Mickey Mouse
13:30 the - Blue Neon Sign - in the top center background says "Lets Get Weird". when Matt said (I'm not going to do anything weird!)
The giant paintbrush reminded me of the Amby and Dexter series
The beard looks good
It can’t be a pocket knife unless it fits in my pocket!
MATT YOU LIED TO ME! HOW COULD YOU #latesquad
beard looks nice matt keep it
You say that his whole face looks big you know you shouldn't always judge a person by the way he looks or she looks you should never even touch a person that by the personality at all it's just rude I'm just saying it's the truth.
It is probly bad and i hope you feal beter
My dad uses that Christmas stocking every year
last
The beard is the best thing ever and it has to stay
I call the
Mealy.
Matchi Matchi
this dude's face skin is super nice.
BACON FIGHT!
fuzzy
Beard gotta stay
you have the most funiest and finest beard
He looks like a house
I made a new song SHOOK BOI SHOOK BOI SHOOK BOI LOL
Matschig
Yeah the beard gota go
Your beard is good and manly
I love the beard. In fact when I started watching last year I was watching older videos from team edge and I was like wow I like the beard.
The beard is so cuteeeeee and I always look at ittt #notificationsquad !! #mattificationsquad !!
That aint no pocket knife thats a bitcher knife.
Spongie texture
I've always said an apple is 'mushy' when it has that texture
That's what i say
I think it suits you
Love the beard and vids best youtubers ever
I call it gross
This video was way to long. Too many filler BS
The beard is life
I love the beard❤
when an apple is soft i call it "Soft"
I call it nasty XD
Soft apple
I call Apple's horrible
I think Luna can use the stocking to hide in when she wants to play hide and seek with you and Amanda since she is small and she’ll fit in it
There’s a lighter that looks like a giant match and I thought it was that. Wtf.
I call it “graniteie” pronounced granite-ey
u look like messi with that beard
i,ll pay 5 cents for woods
Charlie? Is that you? I said I’d see you in another life brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjT8UhDAVHI
Where do they buy these products
at 2:59 he looks like pewdiepie
you are now mattman
This channel has over 5M subscribers and I didn't know about it. Still not subscribing tho. Seems like it's a kid channel.
FEAR THE BEARD!!!!!!
Be nice I like his beard ;)
My peni-
$73
I call it discusting
the giant paint brush reminds me of the guy with the giant paintbrush from the intro of reading rainbow..... or something along those lines??
Yolo
Don’t press read more.... Told you I tried to tell you But you here now so How’s your day! Almost done sorry NOT
#Beardlove
If he gets alot of views, why are u watching without subscribing!
He kinda looks like messi
i call it disgusting
Sooo boring.. nothing useful. Total waste of time
Pulpy
Does anyone know what shirt Matthias was wearing in the video? It looks super cool
I've seen a bigger knife than that, buttt it was 4000 dollars
Poopy
matt zippos are windproof
This is good but you take so long to get to the actual product
Crumbly
Me: Hey Matt u like my knife.
I use _mealy_ having the qualities of meal; powdery; soft, dry, and crumbly http://www.dictionary.com/browse/mealy
So can I have woods as a present ? Lol
I like the beard.........
I want woods
Is it really a pocket knife if it can’t fit in your pocket
Butt butt
A rubber apple
Matt your beard is very cool and I wish you would never cut it off!!!
The beard makes you look like a horse horse man
Vinnie
Rotten
What hat is Michael wearing? Asking for a friend...
mushe
I want Woods as a Christmas present :(
That moment when your gaming mouse is as big as the huge mouse he got
Do a video on Top 10 Video Game Products IRL
Judy’s subscribed
The beards gotta stay
Wanna get hit by 32 inches of MEAT? Anyone?
When an apple is dry, grainy, wrinlkly, and soft i call it "old and nasty".
Mat: this is a working giant working pocket knife Me: lol putting in comments
The first time I saw you with a beard ima be honest, I didn’t recognize you
gaddy up
Keep the beard it insparing
I like the beard
I like it
your thumbnails are all the same
He plays minecraft why
Wtf is wrong with your face?
13:45 CRIIINGE
It's called "mealy". The texture result from freezing and thawing (and refreezing) and/or age. Age is more likely to cause this in certain variety of apples, such as Macintosh.
*side note* Although the texture and loss of flavor is gross, the apple is generally still edible.
8:27 - 8:34 Thats what she said XD
The beard is life, the beard is love
That giant watch is similar to the giant red watch on the wall in iCarly
apple sauce
Mush
6:48 anyone else see the giant bacon on the ground? Ooooops
Needy much?
please send me woods
Kratos
can you please get Skylanders
the beard is cool
Probibly wakwqkwakwkawkawk
I want him. I'll call him daddy and give him 10000 kissed ;)
Moshy
Tanner: paint me like one of your French girls. Me:that was a sex scene in titanic
Tanner: I am made of boyfriend material. You want to marry me. Me: WAIT..... Matthias is GAY!
Grow it
A useless “pocket knife”
1 pound
I call it... a apple
You are SMURF PAPA
they should name it heavier not lighter
Your beard is on fleek
Can you get through this??????? Are you still going????????? Did you get through it?? If you did give this video a like!!
The beard is too big try trimming it down a bit
I call it NASTY
I like beards.
sequence deal economics bottle third coffee analyst saving.
That can’t fit in ur pocket. It is going to stick out a little.
tanner being stelth: KLUNK KLUNK KLUNK!!! Matthias: ITS A NUKE, TAKE COVER!!!
I call it nasty
Moo shy
Used to hate this channel now I actually like the humor because I gave it a chance
the beard is the big one
i call it smooshy
Can stand the random bs you use as filler
#Thor from infinity war
love the beard
Slapped by 32" of meat
Rip
Beards 4 life
When an apple is soft I call it soft
i get bored alit so ill bet donald trump/lil pumps life to get some entertainment
When an Apple has a soft spot I don't eat it cause I don't like apples but the name for the soft spots are mushies.
Woods is so awkwardly adorable lol and tanner looks like my ex
Don’t scroll down Almost done Nope I lied still a lot more Still trying? Wow I told you not to Might take awhile Hehe All done now leave a like!
I love the beard and your ears I have a condition we're I can barely hear so I would be greatful for big ears
I call it mochi
His beard is sexy
Lmao 69k people want Woods for Christmas
The beard dude
Matthias was like no it's just miss and he was like no it's meese and I'm like meeska mooska Mickey Mouse
The beard has got to stay
You look good with a beard you should see my dad when he has a beard he looks like a hobo!
Virgins first time be like 6:48
I like your beard you should keep it
Why would you title it “that actually work” you’re not gonna say “top10 giant products that don’t work.”
I said this because I am angry and these types of titles are my trigger.
+Matthias bro check out the beardalizer products treat your beard to some great stuff!
Never underestimate the power of the beard! #Beardalizer
Can I get some like my mom and dad died today :(
It’s mealy not matchy
i say mushy
You should be in the next a quiet place dude
I LOVE THE BEARD (In my world it's opposite day)
I don’t like your beard
Squish
i don't want him he isn't as good looks as Bryan, J-Fred, and Matthias
I call that apple saggy lol
That thumbnail gave me cancer
tanner should have said "i thought it was timeless" after his terrible watch pun was rejected
The beard is awesome !!!!
I call soft apples *TRASH*
Petition to send the giant Snickers to J-Hope
Love the vid, You should keep the beard!!!
you look great
My art teacher brought the giant paint brush but she just hung it up
whos here for the lighter
Matchie. youe ight
i call it a niggapple
Mooshie
I call it soggy
They should make the biggest pocket to go along with that
The beard has to stay!!!!!!
Mushy M-uuuu-shi
In my opinion I like the beard
I say mulchi
I call it moshi
I miss Bryan
I use the word Mushy
Is it still a pocket knife if it is too big to fit in ur pocket
Distgunstang
When he was on the Giant paintbrush and reading the paragraph I Instantly thought about Bob Ross
What are the odds of Matt’s phone alarm go off the same time he shows us how loud the clock is?
I call my apple cant square up
11:0
11:04 tanner is gay
11:4 tanner is gay
We see the back of your head at 21:40
Contrary contrary contray... 8:38
Michael is hot
I'll pay $10,000 for the guy in the stocking and I'll throw in my collection of Matthias cringe moments
LAST
I call it ugly apple
Beards are cool
Me personally I like the beard Matt...it makes you look manlly
See not all the comments are insults lol
TBH i like your beard
Badass beard matthias
Woods is cute. I’ll take him
also I think you look go with the beard
your my favorite youtuber
That’s What She Said
Nice beard
99,00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p0000000p0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000990000000000000000000 dollars
Never do a video about fortnite!
Fortnite SUCKKKKKKS!!!!!!!!
Can Michael be the co host when tanner takes over??
21:15 You could say they were, beating their meat together ;)
Woods is what you give bad kids for Christmas instead of coal
Keep the bears you look more of a man
At 6:49 you can see the random giant bacon strip just laying there...
I miss Sam
Don’t worry Matt I don’t want you beard to go i think it’s not bad
I like it when he said that's not a nife that's a nife
Something nice? Hmmmm. Nothing brightens my day like your forehead.
My dad's beard is 10 times bigger than yours
Matthias shav you beard ヽ( ͡°ヮ ͡°)ﾉ
I wold give you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
You could just say.. soft
0:14
2:10 THE BIRTH OF SO MUCH CRINGY FANFIC
either matt complains about there being too many or too few words in a product title
Do you plan to dye your beard?!
I'll trade my dog for woods
:3
Am I legit the only one who likes the beard?
for a pocket knife the best test is holding a sheet of printing paper vertically and see if it can cut it
I call that apple in my mouth, “gross”
Was Matthias talking about the word "mushy" when referring to the apple??? Like the first half of mushroom and then "eee" at the end
Sun to me if u like toast
Matt looks like pewdiepie
Soo when do we get to see if your ears work
WHY YOU NO LINK THE PRODUCT?????? TF
horsemane
soggy you bloodyhell
I call it bruised
Go to a watch shop and say can you fix this crack
Damn send him to me!! Woods is a great Christmas present
15:51 lolol
Ok Ok
I'll take wood for 14000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
5000 thosen for him
your beard is uneven
PAUSE AT 0:04
The facecil hair has to stay
that is one expensive broom
Sans
wait a second i saw the large bacon when he was wearing the sock beside the chair
What dose your beard smell like?
Why is tanner sitting like a girl
The good thing is that your beard isn’t grey
It’s a mushy apple
Pause at 17:23 17:24
I would bid 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I call it Soft
Stop Talking So Much Plz Just Go Straight Into Your Videos
You always need to keep your beard or I'll die because it's so beautiful it's history and gorgeous I just want to touch it through the screen
You are so. Stoopit!
hey mat I think the beard should stay I rather you with the beard
I Collett throw it in the garbage from the apple of the garbage that’s what I call it a felony in the garbage
That is the biggest watch ever in the whole wide world oysters a watch take out the earth
Huge paint brush- ink sans role play:2
Sorry dude but the beard has got to go
Mouldy
Don't you know that Zippo lighters are windproof, seems to be the same for the BIG one !
Moushy
The apple is rotten when it is like that
Haha I'll take woods for my Christmas present btw love the Chanel #notificationsqaud
its mooshy
The beard is how my motivation to live
Mathias 2018
That Beard looks dope
I call it mushi
"That's what she said"
Omg your beard
8:32 that’s what she said...
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I fell for it at 19:24
The beard has to stay
do a slime video
LIKE THAT WATCH YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST GO TO YOUR BAE AND TELL HER THIS IS YOUR CLOCK FOR NOW
Soft Appeal
DID YOU SAY ERIN MY NAME IS ERIN lol hahaha Btw I like your beard
I wonder if he meant mushy as in something being squishy
Keep the beard. It's more King Leonidas
Mushie
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It's a soft apple
*Breaking News:* _2 men caught slapping 32 inches of meat together_
I call the apple ROTTEN
3:13 I call it 'gross' m8
1:54 wow gunner
KEEP THE BEARD OR SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN... LIKE YOU WON'T HAVE A BEARD ANYMORE.
When that dude said first in the comment I was expecting for him to say “ technically on the first there’s just a few small things” only true fans will get this
In 20.58 the watch is gone pretty soon !
Beard is THE beard
Mealy apple is the word
Why did Matthias buy a Christmas stocking in the middle of summer?
Thats a school molded apple
One computer mouse, two computer mice or mouses is both ok.
Bro Matthias Moi dad got moi a bigger Snickers it took me three months I took it for snack every day at school everyone was so jealous Also they couldn’t have any because we didn’t have real knives because come on people it’s school
Josey
A wimpy apple
liked only for woods.
Soft apples
I'll take woods for a whole lot of nothing.
Your beard enlongates your face so you look like a horse
Man 71 thousand people (including me) want moose for there Christmas present XP I subbed and turned notifications on btw!
when do you have your beards
They make real giant matches
Squishy
The apple is "UNBONERFIED"
I say apples are mushy
The best remix
I call it squishy
Your beard is cool
Old
Gala
Beards got to stay
It's a mealy apple.
Beard’s gotta be BIGGER
Your beard is pretty
Musshie
8:16
I dont won't to get him as a present either
Try to do one of buying everything that come up first when you put a letter of ur name, one item by one leter,
I used to have one of those giant stockings and my mom used to stack them fullll of little goodies on Christmas for me
I call it papery
At first when I heard Tanner’s voice I thought it was Sam
is that a bare oh wait it's mattias the bered gotta go
soggy
All aron said is no problem make it a better easter egg next time you does it
Wait...you're telling me that alarm that went off was not the watch? It was your phone? ....interesting
i say brused
I love your beard
Over Ripe
ill have woods
I LOVE COCONUT
The apple is mushy (moo-shy)
Gritty apple
Mouses
Nah beard will never
You're beautiful without the beard
What is this channel now?
My actual Christmas stalking is that big that’s normal size for me
I just say bruosed
The big beard looks ridiculous. Make it shorter
Mushee
The wrist watch is basically a clock
i call it mushi
8:27 that’s what she said
LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lasttt plz
10:38 that's what she said
the yall make you look so small lol :P
The beard needs to stay
Best bierd ever
3:20 Rotten????????
I call it gritty. Because like he said I hate it when it’s all weird textured.... screw fruit.
rotten
roast me
I say squishy or gloopy
It’s a peach
XuD
The most spot
I call it manky
Sogi
First and your beard like a cactus that I love it
you look like Lionel Messi
Dude I actually thought that the match lit for a second
Maybe matcha
The beard is cool
Love the beard I am trying to grow one.
When ya get to the end like
Soft apple: mjölig
My tiny bro got me watching Team Edge and here I am, a Nineteen year old watching this family friendly content, by myself. I like the beard though, your face doesn't look like a baby face anymore.
13:11 is dat inks paintbrush?
It's Moosen. Watch the Disney movie Brother Bear and the Canadian Moosen say its Moosen and Im sticking to it. Keep up with good Youben Tuben content.
If the apple is soft it’s mushy
11:17 I why o don't want him eww
Matthis looks like an off-brand John Seed.
Mushy!
mushhy
You will not to get through this opportunity Hello Are you still here If you're still here like If you guys made it like I love you guys and I hope you have a good day
You will not get through this
Just BTW the plural of moose is moosen. Duh
3:29 that is old and mushy
If you are out in the wild where would there be a wall
This apple is... gross.
You make me laugh
I call those soft apples dosgustinf then say WHY DID YOU TRADE ON ME!! XD then throw them away
Mushey
The beard has to stay I like it
Matthias confirmed as the true Bacon Jedi
If the apple are soft I will say peach
#1 your
that beard is the best beard i've seen. Shh don't tell my husband.
A soft apple
I have a niece named Tanner
thought you would have the "Moby Huge" in there (look it up if you dont know)
#keepthebeard
Muchie
MOSIT
I say milly
You look like a hippie
I say "this apple is gross"
I love your beard keep it please!!!!
Mushy/mooshy? • • • • • • •(I think that’s how u spell it lol ) • • • • • • •(don’t come at me)
That lighter was lit fam
Zippo lighters have a wind resistant sticker thing on it that I guess you didn’t read
moshi
In german its called matschig, so your name for it is pretty close to the german word :D
I say "soft apple"
Pear!
Its a sandy apple!
I’m I the only one who thinks he acts like pewdiepie
Your beard is sexy
I call that kind of apple bad apple
Meis is german for corn!!
I call it pithey
I will give 2000 buck for woods :)
I call soft apples mushy cause that's the correct word
I call fruit that gets that way fuzzy!! Fuzzy Apple, fuzzy melon, fuzzy Tom. I hate when they get fuzzy.
I'll have woods for ten million XD
Its num
I call them limp apples
The apple is bruised
I call it Mushy
I love the beard
*insert dirty joke here* jk jk keep it e for everyone
19:46 why would there be a wall in the wild
Mushy. The apple is mushy.
Big stocking big candy
When the Apple
Do splatoon weapons
first da beard must stay second give meh that stocking thats huge
Their is bacon on the floor at 7:09
I call it a soft apple
#makethebeardstay
I call apples like that ashy
Vat19 also sells a big lighter
Quite possibly the only time someone has said "have you ever been slapped with X inches of meat" in a non-pervert scenario
In italian the apple is "troppo matura"
how is that a pocket knife. I think it is a backpack knife
It say on the video that bacon material: PVC
Please post a review of faulty match on amazon so people would know.
Soggy
I want the dude for my Christmas present
I LOVE Your face
I call it expired
The beard is honestly great! I love it
Last and the beard is sexy
The big watch is always watching.
#HORSEHEAD
The apples fuzzy
Mealy?
I call it old...
I have that lighter
Doodoo
When an apple is soft I usually say it's soft
Mushy
Dont read more How dare u scroll Its not ending I told u Fine keep going it will end soon Keep going I TOLD U !!!!!! Omg you will never learn will u ?! Hey u made it Hahahahha jk your not done yet Almost FINNALLY u made it thank goodness!!! Please like this if you scrolled all the way and made it ! Also check out my instagram its sara singleton 33 please follow me and i will follow u Scroll faster now SLOW down your going to fast Your close !!!! Ummmm!..... U should of listened to me
MUSHY
REMOVE THE BEARD!!
your beard is fine
That knife is Illegal in most states, the blade is longer than 4.5 inches
I call it ( soft )
Not much of a pocket knife any more
I call it mushie
put subtitles on and pause at 12:14, instead of saying is that a mop? Chan man Tan said is that a Bob? omgg help me
mashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Also you should take the products you don`t want and do giveaways with them...u might get more subcribers and likes.. just saying
Keep thou beard
the reason the plural of goose is geese is because goose is a word of french origin and is allowed to be manipulated because of how the rules of french works. moose and subsequent mooses is due to the fact that the word moose is of unknown native american origin and can not be manipulated like the word goose because we don't have knowledge of the rules of it's language of origin. gee manetti, i sound like a frickin nerd.
you look better with the beard
THE BEARD RESEMBLES CONFODINCE, COREGE, FRIENDSHIP AND TEAMWORK. AND NEVER SAY ANY MORE MEAN THINGS ABOUT THE ALL POWERFULL BEARD!!!
The magical beard
The beard looks better
2:58 crocodile dundee
Matthias looks like captain America from infinity war
I can't believe you bought something that much $250 for a paintbrush.
I say mushy
Mushi
Tbh woods looks cute
Love your beard (no mare insults!!) on the notification squad!!!!!
Your beard is like a Bush in fortnite. . . . I LOVE IT!!!
I have $2
it's good looking
yeah the beards has to stay
Matthias, the master of Djem So. (Star Wars reference)
Give me him
I subscribed
I'll take Woods...I am broke af so I can't pay but I need someone to watch movies with
The only biggest thing is Mattiases BEARED!
You are not Peter pan. Because of the beard you're a man
Copyright :(
Stop talking to him
You should trimyour beard just a little
5000$ for Wods
I call it rotten
MATT WE HAVE THE SAME MOUSE!!!!!!!
I call it disgusting
X
Moldy......
Dude that knifes not sharp I cut apples with rulers better than that
dont scroll to the bottom
Taking home gonna love my little daughters....take them to the slaughter
in denmark we call it stødt
MATTHIAS I LOVE THE BEARD, AND HOW DARE HE PAINT YOUR BEARD. Nah but for real though i love the beard
at 00:03 i just died
Cool
21:10 song?
Funny vid bro and the beard is awesome!
I like Brian more (As your assistant)
pullsh@t apple
The beard makes me happy
rtrtrertretretrtrytrtrttr
Mommy Matthias
Hi mommy
i call it smated
mealy
What happend to your beers, it's to big
melede
the beard must stay
I call the apple soft and disgusting lol. I cannot eat Apples that have any soft spots. They make me gag due to my stomach problems lol. I have to have really crunchy and com apples. I can't believe I haven't been watching these anymore. I missed these videos! I love the beard Matthias, I don't know how anyone can hate it.
I actually one of those snickers bars 8n one sitting
I say the apple is squishy
A soft apple is a peach
#carsonsaltzman
#horseface
The beard is so cool!!
Wow this guy just wont shut up
Don't listen to Matthias the watch pun was solid.
In german we say matschiger apfel
Matt you look funny
20 mil jkjk
Gross that's what I call a mushy apple
Bro u can light a camp fire with that lighter
I say mushy when an apple is grainy and old
Seriously, how do you get the money to do these videos and get that stuff.
Is it just me or does the beard make him look like Thanos?
I HAVE CRIPILING DEPRESHON
It's a computer mouse! No more like a computer elephant!!
I call it floury
That's not a knife this is a knife
Silty
I'm new to u and ur actually quite funny. And I'll say something nice about u u suit with and with out the beard...... I have subscribed
I call a apple that’s soft/mushy rotten
I just realised you sound just like Steve Ramsey you tube woodworker. It's been bugging me for months ha ha
I call it a soft Apple.
My dog is called looner
Hey... guess what 6:38
Caramel... Matthias: ‘(car-mel)’ Me: ‘isn’t it (ca-ra-mel)... whaaaaaaaat?!’
I WANT WOODS FOR MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!!!!
your beard sucks
i call apples grainy when they’re old
Mushy or squishy
Two grown men fighting with wooden baken not weird or
Dig it or hit it.
Grow a beard on your forehead the is enough room also I think I saw sant stuck on your forehead but who cares hehehhahahhehehebeahahaba
I
The mushy matchi
you have to cut your beard
No worries i love the beard
i like your beard
12:12 now that’s what I call a inkbrush #TeamB-rush #Splatoon #Splatoon2
Grow longer hair
Pewdiepie
brused
nice beard
I like your bered
#BringBackBrian
Raw
Mooshi
Remember when u and jse was the same size
Beard is awesome and lastw
3:20 I call it a bruised apple.
I want him
I do
No woods
Trash apple
#1 his ears
Dude your beard is perfect
Ooooooh I want him for Christmas
3:46 oof
“Thinki’n bout’ home, Lovin’ my daughters, Paintin’ little pictures so you take em’ to the slaughter.”
Of course i want Woods as a Christmas present lol
I call those apples powdery because when they get soft they always act like a weird powder cuz that sentence made so much sense lol
I call an apple
Does the giant mouse work with Linux, though?
Machi
Last!!!
LAST a this is for you
Cut your bierd horse
Listen 13:59 with ur eyes closed
Hi matt
When the apple are soft I call it mjukt äpple
am I the only one that saw the bacon when he was messing with the watch
I colit bnana
I call it a bad apple
3:20 I call it rotten
I love that beard get rid of it Matthias.
I call it a bad apple
Soft apple ._.
I call it "Mjukt" i am from norway.
i call it melig its dutch in english that would be floury cause its kinda grainy and weird like raw flour when the apple is old
Omg they couldn’t lift up the paint brush that’s 13lbs
In Scotland we say soggy
Terrible
When the sound for the match went off it scared me
your beard is awsome
Pause it at 1:12
I like u better without the beard. But that’s just my oppinion
Keep the beard it looks good
mushie
A lapsed Apple
The beard must stay
your face tho
i like the beard
love ya videos mattiears!
I LOVE THE BERED
there is a big working match lbarbecue lighter I have one.
_oh let me just burn the house with my fucking giant lighter_
The beard is the best part
I farted
the beard is fine. keep it. it makes you more.... something. Matthias-y
i love the beard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how much air do they need in there? how many times have they bought nothing? 3? 4? 5?
You had a kirby paintbrush from Kirby star allies
I would tango with that paintbrush
Your beard is fabulous
Leave matt's ears alone
I have seen the back of your head in battle universe
Last! And the beard should stay
Moist
Last! The beard is my motivation! My motivation to kill myself.
I have a novelty pocket knife that's even bigger then that one. :) It's hilarious.
18:27 i love the smell of napalm in the morning
Your beard just does not suit you
Stealing PewDiePie's previous look, wow
I wouldn't mind woods lol
Mushy? I think is the word your looking for.
Tanner is so cute
Beard socks
He said “is anything big if everything is big?” That’s gay
i like the bared i thank it should stay Matthias : )
Please have brian for a few episodes
Last!
13:41 that voice crack
lose the beard
let the beard grow for 2 years without shaving
I like the beard;i call it sour/squishy
Mooshie?!
The beard is my reason to live
I call it. Chat
Good
For the apple question I had actually asked my dad and he has a degree in horticulture and he said that it would be called ripe or ripened
I call it brusided
Did any one think of steven universe when he said bingo bongo
I love your beard!
Get me 1 like
Soft apple definiton: squishy, gross, watery mush
Weirdest conversation starts at 8:40
I soft apple
I’m not gunna do anything weird! Ummmm
5 trillion dollars for woods as my Christmas present
8:32 learn how you can help curb opioid abuse. also minecraft adventure are there a few things youd like to tell us?
soggy apple
That isn’t a pocket knife
$1000000
You should cut your beard
I'll take Woods as a presont
U look like Santa’s fraternity buddy.
U look like the shovel guy off of home alone
Can you get through this Ceep on going Almost there
Should’ve lighted the big match with the zippo lighter
I call it bruised cause it’s like the inside of a bruise but a lot better tasting
I call it squishy
He has a 6 head
25 50 100
I call an old apple MUSHY
I call it applesauce
I really hate the useless babbling before they get to the point of the video. Terrible.
Hi j_fred
Bittie
try to say rød grød med fløde
I LIKE UR BEARD BUT IT DOESNT COMPLMENT UR FACE i can already imagine shaveing it i mean : D
I call it sandy
#mushy~apple
the beards got to stay, the beard is how my motivation to live.
I call it a squishy Apple
why is the beard have a darker color than the hair not hating
100 k
You can barely hold a 13 lb paint brush, but I can hold my 80-90 lb friend. K.
Beard you shook me go away
I call the apple bruised
Mushy is probably the word i'd use
Keep the beard plz
I thought you killed tanner
I bid $407!!!!!
I loooove yer beard!! Beard needs to stay
Find the odd thing
I can do this to
The beard is so beuitifuly ugly
72K people want Woods for Christmas
When there is a soft brown disgusting spot I say the apple is bruised
2:41
I think that your Beard looks very dump
Your hair dont grow on your head any more so it grow under your chin
$20
Brused
I just call it fockin disgusting
mr.bean me:mr.beard(matt)
*I c a l l t h e a p p l e s o f t a n d d r y*
I swear to god i asked my science teacher if the plural of moose is mees
I actually like the beard it ties me on
I would bid $25
I like your beard mathias
I was raised by my grandparents and the term I always heard from them and old heads for fruit that was on the brink was "peffy". probably just southernese for puffy. lol
just cut your beard now
Gritty is the word I use
Do a painting Challenge with the brush!!!!
Cut your beard
Cliydedanyols
Your beard is as big as your four head
you look like one of the dwarves from snow white
Its called soft
Press read more... Read more
Supposed are WINDPROOF lighters
Rat
$50 for Woody
20 grand for woods
I can't stop watching your videos, they are good content.
Y
Keep the berd. It is butiful
i dont like your bierd
Every time I watch Matthias I want to eat a hot pocket
That's not a knife This is a knife
Damn he went from no beard to a full on man
Mushe
The beard is the only thing that’s helps me get through life. There you happy
My bid is 1 trillion dollars
Moshi
I feel like the apple has flour inn it haahahhahah
In Ireland we a call it a bruised apple when it is brown in the skin
No bad dragon dildos?
Match it was a lighter
Tanners watch joke was time comsumeing
that's an overripe apple, on the verge of going rotten.
H
M
it does
Lol this video was posted when I ended school lol
Sure your not just really small
Defective
you look like a man with you bush (on your face)
I call it, you know...mushy?
# beard for life
The Apple is soggy
I have a zippo just like yours. It took a hole bottle of lighter fuel to make it work but cool
Rotten is what I call a bad apple
The plural of moose is meese
21 would say, "ISSA KNIFE."
In hungary for the apple we say its “szaros”
Mushy
The beard makes you look like Jesus it looks good
WAIT!!! Machi!!! MATTHIAS THAT MEANS ITS OVER GROWN!! It was picked late and or it was picked to early
A soft apple is called a bruise. I think..... But if u mean a soft spot on the apple then yes, thats a bruise. But if u mean a WHOLE apple is soft then idk. But a soft spot on a apple is a bruise. Ok byeeee hope this probly worng infomation helpt lol k by
That lighter was on fire
The paint brush is Bob Ross's gigantic paint brush
The baerd is beast
I call it moochi
nope
Ur mom
I call it frot
a bad apple
Did you mean that the apple was "mealy"? I suspect the word relates to cornmeal, aka grainy.
Last Beards got to stay
Hit read more for a prize Jk You get nothing
You know what I love... Read more
Apple is mushy
We say mehlig in Germany
Softy
I prefer Matthias with a beard. #motivatiuon #thebeardmuststay
HI MY NAME IS TANNOR lol
beard is pretty cool
I call it soft.
30,000,000
Jabuka je trula
soft Apple = peachy
Sort Apple = peachy
mahi
The brown spot on a apple is eww it's fricken gross
I call it a bruised apple.
Such a magnificent beard
When an apple is soft, i call it a pear
3:05 I call it f%cking gross
Ink.
The beard needs to and must stay okay it's fabulous if you got a problem with it then go sit in a hole he looks great
I call it a apple
2:30 haha pocket knife
Ecosia
A apple is mushy
I just wanna know if i can have all the junk y'all don't want :D
smushi
WOODS IS SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEEE
#NotificationSquad I want Woods
bruised, a bruised apple
The big watch is cool and my mom's friend has one
It’s a bruised apple?
Pull the flint out of it
Moby huge
You talk to much
I call It bruised
15:50 that's me every day...
I love your beard that’s one big thing you should be proud of it’s almost as long as mine love it
sompy
I call it old... Jk, I call it squishy or mushy or fvfjlhfrwx... No joke.
Matthias is right. The plural is mouses.
i had to unlike because I don't want woods
I’m a kid
The world heavyweight time champion matthas
In Texas, you can actually buy a bigger lighter than that at Walmart for $20
I call a fuzy apple old and rotten
Liked for woods tbh
*the beard is my motivation to live*
I’m dying at 6:14
I say Mushy
Ripe Yaaaaaàaaaaaaaasss queen
I call old apples mushy
Cool Beard Dude.Looks awesome
Like the bird
He looks like Messi
THE BEARD MAKES THE JOKES!
Cool mustash
we all love I hope
Matt look at my canel
lol lol lol I love you
I love you
apples ,when they are soft, or overripe, are mealy.
I’ve alway thought “pithy”
What everyone girl says about mathias its not as big as i thought
Yuck. That’s what I call it
YOU COULD PLAY IRL SPLATOON WITH THAT THING, but by urself because u dont have enough money to buy more...
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID for literally every statement.
Why are you still going....???? STOP Plz OMFG STOp Did you make it through if you did!!!! you have no life
Look at that beard man hahah
Does he not realize that zippos are made to be wind proof??
Nice, Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix at 18:34
I know what is big and works a tv
Not gonna lie, You look like Pewdiepie with the beard.
I call it bad
I just ran across your channel for the first time, and I havnt laughed so much. xD A definite subscribe.
Mushy ?
I have a bruced apple well my family calls it that
1 mill
The word I use for an apple like that is "mealy"
soft
When an apple is soft and weird me and my mom call it a frothy apple
The beard is awsome
I call it mushy or old
#justice4thebeard
The word is mooshie
Piffy apple
Mushy Apple
I like ur beard
I HAVE A BIG BEARD! MA BRO HAS A BIG BEARD! MA DADDA HAS A BIG BEARD! AND... ma mom have big beard No she doesnt... But anyways, THE BEARD STAYS MATT, the beard stays.
I'm not getting ur notifications ;c I hit the bell
Hey guess what I'm really funny and original Can I get a copy of halo for original Xbox???
Love your videos!!!!!!!
Your beard motivates me to live cut it off ill suicide
1000000
1000000000
Lol its a bruised apple
I call it poison
2:33 HE WENT ALL YANDERE MODE!!!
why does tanner remind me of a little rhett from gmm ??
I call it soft and gross
There is something very important I have to say........ Lol
Play fortnite with the big mouse
Does he mean mushy?
Can you get though this? Are you still here? Did you regret it? please leave a like and have a nice day!!!!
I liked
You could say they were genital jousting.
Is he german
Hi Don't you dare Why da fak did you do this -_- seriously AND YOUR STILL HERE
Squishy or icky
I call it DE SCUST TING
You look good with a beard but you look so fuglly with out it
tanner is hilarious
Bacon fight!
Soft apple or whatever Mattias called it.. Me: apple sauce
You call it
I call it a soft Apple
you want a bog object. Look up moby huge
Mushy.
You know what you guys should do? You should keep the paintbrush, and later, make a Team Edge video of GIANT PICTIONARY CHALLENGE! You might’ve done something like that before, but I think it might be fun! I hope you like my comment! Love ya Matthias! Also, I really like your beard. Don’t think about what others are saying about getting rid of it. It’s wonderful, keep it as long as you want. You’re awesome!
3:09 Trash (that's what I call squishy apples)
First bid at 5,000
The apple is mushy
First Your beard keeps me alive
I mean just catch the pink part on fire then the match works
TAKE THE BEARD OFFFFFFFF
Moosen
Like if you get to the end!!!! Hi You still there? If yo still there like!! Thank you!!!!! Do you like Matthias??? Keep going you will love the end!!!! Keep going!!!! You'll like the end!!!!!!!! Keep going till the end It takes minutes to do this Keep going Keep scrolling and have a good day, afternoon, night! Come on!! You are almost there!!!!!! Thanks for coming to the end!!!! Like if you did and I'll give you a like on one of yo vids or sub if really good and if you made no vids that ok, just thx!!!!!!!!!!!
meal·y ˈmēlē/ adjective of, like, or containing meal. "a mealy flavor" (of a person's complexion, an animal's muzzle, or a bird's plumage) pale. (of part of a plant or fungus) covered with granules resembling meal.
Dope beard
I honestly do like Matthias’s beard he looks to young without it I guess
I mean, i have seen the back of your head. Team edge boi
I think the beard is cute and I think haters be haten'
hare amasig I LOVE YOUR HAER
let's see if YA can make it TO THE END!!!?!???? :3 ok u can stop now I said YOU CAN STOP NOW ehem I'll give you 2 more chances to GIVE UP ONE MORE CHANCE . I give up you win
I call it old
There is a wire four head is bigger because you’re smart
I call a soft apple a soft apple
these items dont look huge you just look like a kid
I like your beard
I love your Beard man
I love this channel
I like your beard
Woods for Christmas? Um yes
Matt I agree the beard has to stay
A mealy apple.
This was published on my birthday, lol....I'LL TAKE WOODS!
LAST!
that beard is my will to live
He said you have never seen the back of my head and then at 21:40 you see the back of his head
Pappy Drew it with that paintbrush loll
Where did u get that pocket knife ????
I will pay 2000 for woods
Keep the beard real men have beards
the lighter and the knife are my favourites wish the match was real
I miss Brian
“OMG ITS ENORMOUS” That’s what she said
I found out a use for the giant paintbrush... Ink! Ink Sans uses a giant paint brush! Now you can go dress up as him and carry around a giant paint brush! :D (wait... do you even know Ink Sans?)
The beard is awesome
Pehmeä omena
The bacon slices look like dirty bandaids
Y’all ain’t funny
When a apples soft it’s squishy
12:10 it's Bob Ross' paintbrush in his open thing :0 Am i the only one who thought that immediately??
When it’s squishy I call it nasty
I got $5 for Woods!!
Why are there so many long comments?!?
stop guys his beard looks good your all being bullys # keep the beard like if you agree
I call it sandy because it kind of feels like sand in your mouth
bruised apples
Caca
At minute 8:33 repeat to phrase “that’s what she said”
Is your beaded fuzzy ☺
5.4 MILLION DOLLARS FOR HIM
I got a question if bacon is called bacon and cookies is called cookies why do u cook bacon and bake cookies
I will give a penny for him
mushey
One of them should hace been your mom
Tanners better than you
.
He really looks a hairy horse!
Bruised motha fuckkkkkkaaaaa
You do have big ears
I call it an awful apple. Say that five times fast.
I love the beard im getting the gooses
My. Any brothers name is Gunnar
i call the apple disgusting
I call it rotten... like Tanner
i call it mushy
You without your beard makes you look like a hormonal teenage boy. Also your beard gives your face dimension that your face doesn’t actually have. So keep it :) there ya go someone on the beard side.
I thought the stocking was big
"do I get any of that money?" "no it goes strait to me" "but you get all that honey" *very quietly* "I don't like that"
I like the beard I’m sorry for not watching ur vid in a while show I did not know u had a beard
You say floury
Omfg you say bruised
That Mach could be a new battle universe weapon hold on to the stick while throwing
The actual panting though
5000000 for Woods
matt ignore that say ur beard is stupid its cool its ur life matt pin if u agree
I CALL IT WHAT WHY
whats woods @ haha
It would be easy and cheap to make a giant match
$3000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000 for Woods
Thats what she said 8:42
I like the beard it reminds me of kratos (god of war)
I’ve just realized that Matthias looks like an *older version of Dopey* with a beard
Hi Matthias
So many ads ugh I’m trying to get my daily dose of Matthias in and his majestic beard
Oh look, the lighter from Monstrum.
I question tanners sanity
Talk too fuckin much... Get to the damn list!...
I want woodz to show up at my house at Christmas in that
Laramie has gas stations that sell 1 pound snickers bars
5000
When apples are grainy i call them mealy
Been with u since the app review days.
mooshy
Moog from mighty car mods? Science garage guy from donut media? You look them both
Beird must stay
What happen to Forrest Gump
Keep the Beard
2 billion for the P.A.
Dude, you talk too much.
Grainie
I call that bruised
Keep the beard it is my funny factor in life
If an apple is wrinkly and squishy i call it Trash
8:34 that’s what she said
I WAN'T WOODS I BID 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
When an apple is soft, I usually call it soft
Go to 1:12 he looks like stoned thanos
What about TOOK or SHOOK?
Don’t read more or your going to swipe for every Like if you got done
Now it only WATCH ing us I laughed XD
Love the beard!
I feel like your face should be upside down because of your beard
Woods is hot, I'll take him. I wager a hundred.
Usually you can an Apple like that old. #wth
the knife is not that big. i have seen one in person that is as long as your arm
15:24 ❂.❂ 15:27 ◉.◉ *I NEED THAT IN MY LIFE!!!!!*
Matt tell team edge you Should do a fornite dance challange
Last :] also, I like the beard! It looks good on you! :]
Ready Set Still not there Ahhhhhh Finally.. what Done congrats
i call it an ugly apple.
A little late to this but... there is a big bbq lighter that looks like a match.
moshy
Mushy lol
Skincare routine?! THIS MAN HAS NO IMPURITIES ON HIS FACE!!!
#shavethebeard
You look osum I. Like. Your. Video
I bet a $100000....... in likes
Its not a POCKETknife if it can't fit in your POCKET
LAST!!!
It's called a rotten apple
Why do they call it a pocket knife if it is to big to be in your pocket
bruised
My brother showed me your channel and even though I don't really like watching youtubers, I really enjoy watching your videos.
if the sides of your beard were more rounded instead of squared off then your chin probably wouldn't look as big. But it's all up to how you want it so do as you please. :D
Ok does woods have insta? Snap? Anything I need
it's mealy
The beard stays I like it #beards life mater
The words moist
i like your's baby face
Keep the beard please
18:32 HE SOUNDS LIKE PAPYRUS FROM UNDERTALE!! ( dont Judge me )
if i order nothing how will i know when its gets to my house? The royal ghost mail? will my post box open and nothing will fall? i have soo many questions! :)
I bid 10000 dollars
dat knoife is as big as a kitchen knoife
When you get to the end, give a like
haaaa turn the sub titles on lmaooo
I don't know.. that watch is going to PM you 12 hours a day.. and all it does is communicate the time. Plus if you want it to move it takes a second.
"Mealy" apple.
I accidentally said "the plural of moose is goose".
I'm bidding a nickel for woods
Your beard looks great
M01ST
ikr
I'll give $200 for woods
Matthias im gonna be honest with you the beard looks Really good in you it fits you
#markiplier
The Apple thing when it's like that I call it soggy
I WANTN WOODS £1,000,000
I call it " lamog" when apple is really soft
3:18 i call it moldy
Thats what she said
Wanna get trolled Read More
I thought that giant match got lit for a second lol
Imagine if you were a leprechaun
Hi Why you still reading Stop I’m not kidding stop you to die Welp your choice S St Sto Stop Sto St S St Sto Stop Sto St S M .. . . Here’s a poisonous cookie
Beard is lit
the beard is glorious
You look like that one fornight prson
Sponchy
$300000
I like the video
I shall give u 300 for woods
Mushy Apple ?
200 dollars for wood.
Great beard
:-(
I’m sorry matt
its pronounced ma-chh-eee
Original pewds vs made in china
When an apple is soft I call it nasty
A, for A Christmas present.
I'd love that for Christmas present.
If the Apple is soft it is mealy.
The Apple is bad
I say soggy
A SUCKY APPLE
if u get to the end ur a good boi good job
The beard is how i recinize you
here in Argentina we called it "arenosa" that translates like.... "sandy" or something ike that
Give this video a like if you want woods for Christmas Me thinking there are no likes on this video
13:12 well found ink sans' paintbrush
Bro u ugly
OK AHA
Just remove it.
I call an apple when it’s soft bruised
Matschig or weich
I found a wacky thing you Matthias
The apple is over ripe.
Possibly last
i call the apple when its soft i call it ITS A DAM SOFTIEEEEEEEEE
i call granular apples "foamy" like biting soggy styrofoam
Moshie
OBEY THE BEARD!!
Can i Get a link to the lighter?
Mooshy mooshy
2:57 Crocodile Dundee
You should be on the lord of rings lol
The beard shall stay
O baby all I want for Christmas is!! Woods....
I am last!
Put the other guy in the frame its weird to have him talk but not see him
When it’s soft I call it soft
I called the Apple gross
Tour Brard is cool!
That’s not a knife. It’s a sword
The apple —wedi pwdri
Mussy
75k hmmm... What?!?! XD (when I see the woods part sorry if the name is not like that)
I call a soft apple discussing
I want woods he’s cute
Keep The Beard Because It Is Ok And You Look Like A Lumber Jack
Do you mean mushy?
I'm A loud eater too tanner
Your beards nice
L
Beards gotta stay
Meee
He looks like pewds
it's browsed
the vid starts at 1:40
The minecraft torch...
U look handsome with the beard
Hahahahahah 19:25
Hey Woods I'd pay you good money for you as a present....but it would be more pretty woman style or man rather so involve some actual physical labor lol
I love the videos
You look like the lovechild between Markiplier and Dominic Monaghan
He is cute
I have one of those big lighters
8:32 - 8:34 she said that too
Making a 5min video into 20min why !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you get to the end like
Awww woods is cute
You said the f word
I call that apple mushy
I say mooshy
Beard is great
I think you should let your beard grow
I remember when you didn't have a beard you looked more better but I'm not saying you look really ugly with your beard,I'm just saying you looked better without it.I'm sorry if it might hurt your feelings expressing my true feelings.
Hi... I have to tell you that you are... . You just wasted your time...
Matthias should enter weapons sparring in a martial arts comp
My uncle has a lighter that’s a match no kidding
Merio nintendoes
The beard is my only reason for living
Ripe
I call it mushy... xD
Meh like the beard
0:14 I died
It’s called sofgy
7:14 At least he TIMED it right.. I'll go home..
I call it millie when a apple is like that
you could use that brush as a broom. :)
don't get angry because the clock at least works.
Beard is dope
You look good with your beard
Apple
That giant paint brush is awesome! Now all they need is a giant paint roller!
Seeing you guys play with giant lighter and match this ends badly with beards going up in flames.
I'd take wood for christmas
I LOVE your beard! Its masculine and cool!
An old apple o call mushy
I say iccy and bally
you need to try the 4-feet long Toblerone, unless you already did it on another video. :)
I actually thought the big match worked for a second
Abraham Lincoln?
I call a soft apple mooshy
Gross apple
16:29 sorry but the correct word is "caramel" and it's pronounced "ca-ra-mel" obviously lmao
When an apple is like that I call it spoiled common sense
In my country, we call old apples an a "puvenis"
he looks like captian america in infinity war
I say Mealy
Your beard is LIT!!!!
Beard is the best
Gross for the apple
giant items -what i think :- tanner's EGO
Your nope not dope
I will glue £100000000000000.43 to buy him
Warm
I call it melee
Soft is what u called dumdum
a german word for "mushy" is "matschig"
SHIP MEH WOODS
When he pointed at the crack on the clock he pointed at the one crack on my phone
I say this apple is soft.
To the apple: matschig, because im german
in norway we call rotten apples 1776
Try the most small things
3 mill dollor
Not ripe...
i call it bruised
Sapple
At 19:27 I thought it was real for a secind
3:21 German says "matschig" "Der Apfel ist matschig"
i call it squishy :)
BEARD LOVE...... what sound does a banana make
When the apple is like that in sweden we call it mjöligt. That means like floury
Mushy
I'd say the Apple is mealy....
Brush the match against a wall in the wild. WHAT?
i love you vids i like this one the best is so funny
Your beard reminds me of my dad. Take that as a compliment or insult.
I want him for my Christmas
i cal it myk
You can’t do an Aussie accent
Hi dont press read more I told you Keep going You can do it Almost there Keep going Ok your done Jk i dont want to stop Ok i got bored Ok for real now your done
matthias, I think its called "bruised"
Your better than KSI
WOW! Your beard... I like it! GOOD JOB!! :3
I guess I can’t like the video
i love the beard
I like his blue eyes
NURP DEM BEARDS LOOK GOOODDDDD
When u end up like a sheep
Nice beard
it's "mealy"
I call a soft apple expired....
I threatened my older brother if he grows a beard I would never hug him again
I call it gmo
I normally can’t spend Father’s Day with my dad becaus or firefly so every night I cry myself to sleep but you help me cheer up
umm mushy?
W jkko actually believed for a split second that the big match was actually lit
i call it dry and mushy
“That’s not a knife, that’s a knife” -Australian Matt, 2018
meally or mealy idek how to spell it
* immediately likes video *
Really
3:18 thats what she said
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You gay
This video was published the day I ended school
I know a strange item it’s ur mom jk
The beard is awesome keep it makes you look like a wise man
Its called bruised
I like the beard the beard has got to stay
Is this Pj from Good Luck Charlie?
14:58 Tanners song rocks! LMAO
Matt the watch should go in the stocking
Also grow your hair to fit beard
You used to be a lil boi, then you grew the beard. You have leveled up from "Lil Boi" to "Big Boi", so don't be a lil boi again
Matthias= BOBBY ROODE FROM WWE
That beard is hella nice and thick
The can stay
beard must stay
stop at 19:24
Its not a mouse its a rat
My Christmas stocking is small in width, but it is really long
At 21:40 I saw the back of your head it loocks kind of funny
Dont read more... YOU CAN'T READ COMMENTS ANYMORE!!! ok... you found the end.
200 billion for woods
You are the bset
Your brain should be on the list
77K + LIKES
Subscribe for a chance to win a Xbox one X winners will be announced at 1000 Subscribers! (Not fake)
You look like messi
Mushy???
i love the beard but loose the mustach it would be awsome
I have that stocking the night after Christmas I sleep in it
I say mushie when it's squishy??
Mushy*
Subscribed and turned on Post notifications
I've seen the huge lighter in Walmart
Your amazing
I call it sandy.
Mushy not machy Matt
The plural form of moose is meese. Uh doi
Mooshy
Your beard gots to stay
Butcheek on a stick
You look like Kenny from the walking dead, I like it
2:34 - 2:36 when you find a nerd gun and your brother right there.
I laughed so hard during this video I stared throwing I'm not kidding
8:05 - 8:07 again when you learn a new word
2:40 - 2:43 when you learn a new word
Nerf*
The beard really brings out the inner Matthias.
They sell those snicker bars in gas stations
Kimberly hall is rong
It's mouses tanner
You call a soft apple mealy
Mealy apple is the term I believe you were looking for
When you get to the end comment Btw this took 4 hours
The term for when an apple has a granular texture is MEALY. A soft and/or mealy apple can also be classified as OVERRIPE.
moushy apple
I would’ve never taken you for someone who watched crocodile dundee
Like the vid but I did not want woods no offense maybe
This dude is wearing his face upside down.
“actually works”?
Did that other guy just say "Bingo Bongo?"
I remember when he didn't have a beard.
Hi I'm new and I love love love your bird and your bids r cool
The beard sucks
I call it solidified applesauce
mushy. lel
Hi Matthias. Btw my cat gabby is fat.
Bruised apple
I just say this apple is stuffed
lol when u said get me a battery my phone said low battery
The beard makes your face look a normal length though.
look at 11:12
I want woods for my Christmas present
Last 12:00
Slappin yalls meat together
U mean mushy??
The beard is the best
You look cooler without your beard pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cut your beard
I just blew a snot bubble
probbible probbible probb probb probbible LOL
Your beard is like the best. I've ever seen that's why I want you to keep it
i just call it 'mushy' or yknow rotten lol
I don't like your beard
This channel is like an adult version of those kids toy review channels and now I get it
The way your ears poke out make you look like an pokemom
Around Christmas, they sell a bunch of the candy bars 1 lbs size.
I want the paint brush for my art teacher
an apple like that is mushy and gross
You can use that lighter to burn your beard off
Yo ! Get rid of the beard it looks like , well a beard but whatever
Last
Me: I'm loving it! Matthias: loving what. me: your beard. Matthias: oh...
Your beard is good
That‘s funny, in Germany we say „matschig“ for an old Apple, so i had to laugh when you said „matschi“
Pause a 1:21
Please cut your ....
pithy, that's the word i use
the apple is bruised
I really like his beard
BEARD has to stayyyyyyy the channel is only about the beard
Lassst
Beer needs to stay
Long live the beard
I was watching this on TV then came on here to like the video when you said like the video if you want woods as a Christmas present
COOL VIDEO
that's crascy
Lasssstttt!!!!!!!!!!
Is that huge pocket knife actually considered a pocket knife because it can’t fit in your pocket can it?
Beard can stay it looks cool
Uuuhhhhhh.... A mushy apple
The beard needs to live!!!
I love the beard fade!
MOOSEN!!!!!
I want the PA to be my present.
His beard is amazing
i just call it powdery
I like your beard and your channel and your humor!
Pederu prokleti ubi se
I call it nasty
This video ir trigering me
I like your beard it makes you look like a pro YouTuber
Cut that beard
at first i thought it actually lit (im tired its 3 in the morning)
First the beard has to stay
Your beard is magical and makes your videos awesome e have a great day do a not let any hate comments or words get to you i
its brused the apple
The site actually renamed the Lighter to Giant Lighter after this video was posted.
Right as he started to paint, I got a home depot painting commercial
it is cool I do no want you to change your self just because they are jelly because they are not rich and as nice like you
3:20 i just say soft & old
Big head big ears big beard
i hate you beard
I prefer just to say “Computer Mice”
poop
I just say mushy
Beard is dope
Don’t worry I like the beard it doesn’t have to go
My mom got the lighter cheaper
Why would somebody buy a giant paint brush but the lighter was cool
The beard can stay ☺☺
I love you My thighs ❤️
Your beard is cool and should stay and I subscribed and turned post notfercations on
Who sees the bacon that he reviewed later on in the video 6:49
1 Million dollars for Woods
Mochie
Si
the beard needs to stay- i like it
the beard gat stay
When he said the knife joke I was like "KEEP IT PG"
Squishy feces
gross apples are meely
I know right
scwusiee
13:49 The BIG BACON IS SEEN!!!! and it's the LAST product!! Aaa! WHAT IS HAPPENING !
Free shipping?
I’ll give $2.00 for woods
Mushy (mooshy)
The amount of potential that's what she saids in this is unreal
Grainy and old
Can you send Woods to Romania? I am waiting for him !!
i love the beard
Yes
My bid is $700,000,000,000,000,500,540,543,432,211,100 for Woods no actually I bid Infinity dollars for Woody LOL I win.
hi hehe I love you you hate me let's keep going until you understand your not done nvm Your dun
when an apple is soft i call it no good or rotten
I use mushy or sh*t
Dude you look like my third grade teacher with that beared
i love beards. the bigger the beard the more wizard you are
Bro I love ur beard it’s an amazing look on you and u should definitely keep it. I love you so much Matthias and everyone that supports u ❤️
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My word for the apple is mealy
juicy
I call it weird
I just call it a mooshy apple
all around me are familiar faces.
17:37 light it up baby instant flashbacks 2 Benny Fallout New Vegas
If you give me Woods, I'll try to make my entire high school subscribe,(there's almost 300 people, in each class/year)and watch you. And that's a whole fat bet.
At 13:43 in the background there was a sign saying lets got weird
Oh yes, woods would make a great Christmas present.
I call those Apples Floury
The watch jokes were well timed
So many “that’s what she said” jokes can be made in this video
I what again baby face
With the beard you look like pewdiepie
just say soft Apple
I love ur beard Matthias
18:05 *When I wake up and my dog is stareing into my eyes
I call the Apple dead inside... (lol)
the big stocking is not that big for me bc i have 2 of those xD
hi
When the Apples are like that I call it mushy
The Apple is soft
Shav.Mathis
19:28 I honestly thought it worked
i love your beard
I am da duck
Squshie
You look like one of the seven dwarfs
Beard is legend
He looks like kratos from God of war
I love your Beard
9:28-MOOSEN! I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN RUNNING THROUGH THE WOO- WOODSEN
Is That Ant-Man Helmet On The Background?
$200. He can live in the attic for $40 a month for food, water, and bathroom use.
For get good gaming you guys should play portal 2
Lick if you want a new series cald Sly or decline
who ever told matthias he could grow a beard i willl find you and i will kill you J.K but the beard is "Rigged" got to go man
I luv da beard. It's uLtImAtE
I say the apple is grainy when it's super soft
Beards are lucky
not ripe
I want woods ;) lol I need a friend
Mmmmmmmmm no wood
I thought he said oversised piranha
Did matt say a cup of cocks at 2:11
Beady. That’s what I call a gross apple
With the giant pocket knife its supposed to be small to fit in your pocket... That really ruined the whole point of a pocket knife
Woods should be my Christmas present
keep the beard keep it!
I want woods bro
I will buy woods for 5,00 dollars
The we we champion lol
Moldy
Hi horse
in argentina we called it arenosa o sand like texture to the apples xD
Who ever roar roar is they are wrong about the beard.
an apple u cant nom nom on...
I don’t like when you don’t have the beard
Beard has to stay. I am last
I call it mushy or a bannana
I would buy the paintbrush.
U should have tried to light the match with the lighter
I call it A SOFT APPLE -.-
Keep it
3:17 I call them bad apples!
MOSHEY
The word for a squishy and weird apple is MEALY. Machi is Tamil for friend, and Matcha is green tea version.
Hey at least your ears aren't as big as mine
$22
I was making a smoothie and how this propped up farther on the kitchen counter. I heard that Woods was being shipped. I stopped what I was doing, reached to grab the phone, and immediately requested the following: I bid my soul for Woods
We calle it flouery apple
those lighters are windproof
Spongy
Dude early in the vid u sound like jack sparrow
Whose Woods?!?!
I call it smooshy
Tanner's funnier than u
Mushy is the word
You will go bald if have big beard btw
2:57 Crocodile Dundee!!! Best movie ever
paintin little pictures so you take them to the slaughter Tanner 2018
18:44 Matthias are you trying to eat the candle wick???
How much was t he candy bar
I got Woods yay
Hey your beard is long........Or i dunno mabye its suits you ........i like it
Matthies nice intro you faxe LUL
The word i say when an apple and its all soft the word i use is "ew"
#savethebeard
I like your bierd
Beard is every thing
Bread stay
Berdstay
Who else thinks that the intro is ELVIS
8:30 - 8:35 sameee
hey matthias.... the beard is my motivation to live :)
I love WWE do you
Grainy
Why is you're forehead so shiny
“If you actually get to the point where you’re funnier than me, you’re gone.” What a quote
the paintbrush is good for cosplaying
I call a squishy apple is over ripe
A soft spot on an apple is called a bruised apple
You should see the big Hershey Kiss at the store at New York
PLAY FORTNITE WITH THE GIANT MOUSE
The paintbrush is the one from the joy of painting intro
Mushiii its called mushi
Yo Matt, your hair looks great and your videos are awesome!!
2:33
Grody.
I call it black rotten apple
That beard is life
Isn’t a Giant Pocket Knife just well... A regular knife
ripe
#Machie
Matt looks like he’s 49 with the beard
ROXLING OF COURSE HE LOOKS DIFFERENT
Yeah
Roughting
Mathias you should make a video of going to a jewelry store and asking them to fix the glass on a watch. Then go out to your car and walk in to the place with the giant watch.
the beard HAS to stay!!!!
A mango
I like the beared and it brings out your fun
I think the word he's looking for is mealy
*skips threw a little bit of the video* Video: starts ad right as they say one flipping word Me:vtvrfrvghhjnjnbvcdxdcfv*jmjmj:=$dxs!
When an apple is squishy I call it rotting potato in disguise
Give me
13:53 don't hate on my mario sunshine bowser jr cosplay Matt
The beard is
I couldn't like the vid I don't want woods as a present or anyone
THE BEARD IS SICK KEEP IT
When is bacon EVER rigged!?!?!??!! #trigger!!
Beard is luv
when a apple is like this i usally call it "vecia"
19:22 LOL legit thought it was real for a sec
I call thee apple rotten
Love the beard they are idiots.
#RIPX
That is why they give you the candle with it so the smell can go
Rip x
Baby faced Matthias is dead. The beard should stay.
when it’s soft
ITS RIPE
Please keep your beard Matthias
This joke is at least more solid than the watch
i'll give you $90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 for him
Luv the beard
Mongoose?... No never it is now Mongeese
Bad apple
soft apple=mushy or squishy
I call it moldy
I like his chinhair
i see he grew a beard while i was gone
7:00.
900k
19:24 oh sh**
call it bruised
The beards' gotta stay cover your eyebrows that's how he would look with no beard
you shuld keep the beard!! look better with it
The word you are looking for (a squishy apple) is nasty
Matt says that you can swipe the match on a wall in the wild but why would there b just a random wall in the middle of the woods?
Omena
First The beards gotta stay
your bread looks great!
Apple, sandy
I vall the Apple sweatie
Your
It said the match was fake in the description
you're berd is G O D thare you go!
its a poket sword what they had in the 300 THIS IS POKET SWORD
i thoght at first the big poket knife was a lock blade that means you slide over a little thing to close it i have one its small
Mochi mochi is the word you're looking for
I can't take Matt serious with the giant paint brush
bishh its Mushy
It’s called mush
Bruised. I use Bruised
Lose the noisehair
BACON WAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I liked for Woods
5mil
I'd take Woods for Christmas
I’d like woods❤️
So, do you have to have a cool first name to work there??
I call it an apple when it’s soft
200000000$$$$$$
Your beard is my motivation to get up in the morning and then binge watch your videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww it bigger then ya brain
drop the beard plz :< your shaved face is soooo Cute
mushy might be the word you were looking for Matthias!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wOw!
The giant paint thing is Bob Ross intro
"Mealy apple" when going bad
This is the most bro channel ever
I call it a grape
Made my day y’all....
11:19 woods is hot
can i have woods please
The beard has to stay *it suits you so much*
“You know what number 1 is?.......... YOUR FOREHEAD...” Me *(THIS IS A JOKE ;w;)* : Hmm... I don’t think it’s working XDDDDDDDD
The apple is pithy.
" A stick of poopoo"- Mathias
KEEP CALM AND LOVE BEARD
Stupid.
I love the beard btw I love you Chanel your amazing your my inspiration keep making gret vidios ➖〰➖
" Is that a twinkie? " "No, it's you."- Tanner and Matt
The 1st product was very knife * ba dom ching*
At school every year they give out a 5 pound chocolate bar
nah fam u look like thanoos (insert thanoos image)
I call the apple soft
HEY Matthias! Did you not know that Zippos are WINDPROOF! Can't just blow that one off LOL
This is so bad,just get to the fucking point
"It just doesn't seem that big.... I was expecting something bigger" that's what she said lolll.....I'm sorry that was horrible
WOOO or BOOO Like if agree
Even in the descriptions it said wood with plastic tip for the wooden match
Beard
Kill the bread
i hate no beard
What what I say Lady apples soft and squishy it is rotten
sandy apple
500 for woods
Squidgey
i call that type of apple rotten
I like no I love your beard . I has to stay.
THE BEARD IS AMAZING
Mushie you mean
We must now breed giant pigs so that we can have giant bacon
8:32 thats what she said
rame ey
Good beard
I call it battered
your beard is awesome!
I say "The Apple is bruised" :D
this apple is mushy
Does anyone realize how triggered tanner gets. Go to the part where woods walks in tanner just starts having a triggered spasm
OMG I FOUND DUMBO!!!!!!!
That means the apple is not good to eat
I bid $1,000,000
the beard suits you BUT it is a little too big/long w.e lol I liked it when you had it a little smaller but still decent!
Omg the intro literally killed me
im so disappointed you didn't try to wear the watch as a belt..
Its mushy
i got an ad four 1 pair of shews
Feax Fox
I had a really big stocking like at 10:36 growing up and it was my dads
this video is my first born child
Bad
unripe
I call the apple over ripe or spoil
I call the apple rotten
Love it
Let he have he's beard!!
when he was tickling Tanner... i frikken felt it on my neck aaaaah
Am I aloud to send myself because I am weird wacky and goofy
The knife look like CS:GO knife the Flip knife!
I love your beard l wish I had it
I would call the apple NASTY that's the right name
i call it muchy
the beard is amazing
19:23 I actually thought
Matthias why is your mouth all the same in the intro
Anyone wanna mention the giant match is in fact a lighter?
The beard is a religion its a way of life
NO HIS EARS ARE SMALL #NotificationSquad
The beard must stay lol #last
I'll bet 100,000,000,000,000,000
I thought it was a peach
I call it a soft... apple
YOUMOMGAY
LET THE BEARD STAY,YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN THEN SHOUTOUT PLEASE BRO
Your beard is magestic
#KeepTheBeard
I'll take Woods because I need a Friend
I HAVE AN IDEA TO PROPOSE!!! SPEND IT or END IT like if you like
apparently i have to unsub
I LOVE WOODS
I apologise I didn't get to see you before the game you are not a big hug for us but if not then I'll head that I can think I can do this one was the only way you had to you had to see me today I can do this Friday and I have to you can do this one was the game you are coming home for dinner I didn't get to you by tomorrow I didn't know if I was going with the game is on the way you want to see the movie and we will see me today I can get a copy
thanks again and I hope to see everyone again and again I apologise I didn't know you had mentioned to you before the holidays are coming to see me again I apologise I didn't know you had mentioned to you before then and we didn't know that it will not work for me to come
what did I say
I say gross
I call the apples bruised
Just get to the effing product! You guys talk and joke too much! lol
Smushed
Last!!! Haha
Why didn't he use tighter for the match?
ROTEN
I call it rotton
The lighter is air resistant
10 billion dollars my dad is a billionaire
Lmao the word is mushy
I call it rotten milk
I BID 70K USD
i made a holy shrine on dat thicc beard #keepdabeardmatt i has to stay
Hey I'm in the notification squad
1 septilon
For woods
Can I have that paintbrush tho ?
one time I got a five pound hershey's bar for my mom
I love your beard too
999999999999999999999999999999999999 Billion
10:46 the back of your head
The beard looks good on you
Kratos beard omg
Your beard is ASOME #shout out
It’s mushy you absolute toe
your beard makes you look like a horse
Woods = Gunner 2.0
Last comment
3:05 a soft apple
i can see the bacon strip on the floor matthias 13:28 .its below tanner
The beard so has to stay.!.!.!
My grandma had one of the wall watches when I was a kid..... That was forever ago.....in the 90s.
Mahimahi
Pocket knife 1:04 Biggest nothing you've ever seen 4:37 Wrist watch 5:35 Computer mouse 7:32 Christmas stocking 9:44 Paint brush (why would you pay that much) 12:10 Snickers 15:20 Lighter 17:00 Wooden match 18:49 Bacon 19:58
My nan and mum made me a massive stocking bigger than that and at least it looked better than that
Its called a bruised apple
I love your beard handsome
i call it bad
That ghost reference
Luv da beard
Nooo I do not want that present
I'm tired of the fricking don't read more comments like STOP IT!
"You wanna get tickled?" Hey Matthias you sounding a little pervy lol
Just saying u look like messy
I just say bruised
The beard has to stay i think you look much better with it
Love the bear look nice
IT’S A WILD FLOCK OF MEESEN
Never understood these channels that have others in the room during filming... you have conversations with them they are part of every video just put them in front of the camera with you
I say ........
Soft annd chewy
Mattias can you do a doorlr stor
I say floury
I call it trash
Dude!!!! My favorite Christmas Present!!!
3:40 we see the back of his head
I use pifthy
1:11
soft apple
3:14 mushy..?
it is called soft
Little does he know zippos are suppose to be wind proof
I like your beard.
A couple years ago I sold one at least 4 times that size
I mean
I paid $5 on the Walmart shelf for that same lighter
19:59 you actually show that earlier in the video , look closely 7:00 on the rigth next to the table
Use the giant lighter to burn your beard off
You The beard Off :)
You are awesome
8:33 "Thats What She Said"
How is that zippo litter giant if it fits in your tiny hands
What's your spotify???
its not like ur gonna smoke
I BID 1 MIL ON MR WOOD
Who went strait down the comments？
I hate the beard
That giant paintbrush would be a cool cosplay prop for Splatoon
i liked for woods
i'd take woods. I need someone to clean the house and look after my toddler once in a while.
Omfg stop talking to people not on video. 1st video i have seen. And can't make it to the end. Ew.
rotin
Rottan
matthias you have a great beard keep it
Soft af
I call those apples grainy or old
I remember when he had Brian #oldsubscriber
That beard is literally my reason for living
I’ll take him
I imagined a person wearing the watch like a cave man strap saying "IT'S TIME TO STOP"
18:34
Why the long face
*Gets a genuine compliment from friend* WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY ARE YOU SO SARCASTIC?
Ha you lit 》○《 ahh you branch a aaaaaa
Hate hear on your Vandenberg ride it now pl!!!!!
8:34 that’s what my ex told me
JUST USE THE GIANT LIGHTER TO SET THE GIANT MATCH ON FIRE
My newborn was 19 inches. A foot and a half is 18 inches. If Luna is smaller than my newborn, there's a problem
I call it DISCUSTANG
The plural for a group of moos is called moosenI BET WOODS FOR 100,000,000,0000$
Stud or dud
can you please put the link for the website that you buy all of the stuff from. and i think your beard is really cool on you.
Imagine what the peeps in the car park think when they see some random guy walking around in a giant Christmas stocking
No joke, I say meece too!
I was cracking up when he said "That's not a knife that's a knife."
the shape of your beard is off beards not supposed to have corners it makes you look like a no neck love your videos
Die appel is verrot bro
mushie (mooshie)
Im from German also i said it Der "Apfel ist Matsch"♡
#last
Put the links to the product
I'm addicted to ur channel u all mke me laugb
I call the Apple moist
Mouse
I actually love your beard it looks like kratos and I love the new god of war game its less brutal...
i say there rotten
The apple things is called melee
16:57 bingle bongle
Man those watch jokes were well timed
do a waste material or good material video
i want you big daddy woods
That intro though
I would call it mushy( for the apple question )
lolo You can send him to me! don't mind! lol No need the Christmas gear! lol Hop up Woods! lol
If the mouse was bigger you wouldn’t be able to use it cause its to big for your fingers/hands Edit- With the giant stalking you should have just put yourself in it for Christmas (Yeeeey we got a Matthias for Christmas)
1.00 dollar im the highest bidder
"Guess what number 1 is. *your forehead* ." LMFAO XDXDXDXDXD I HAVE DIED
$7,000 for woods
Hahahahahahahaha
Sorry that there is mean comments but I like you beard and do what you like with your life since it's yours so thank you for the great video.
I call it squishie
Keep the beard!!! :D
I call it mooshie
1 million dollars
Mushy..??
Mthtis you look like a
stitck po poo lol
3:20 a bruised apple
I call it apple sauce
these products are all for andre the giant
The Beard is the best
Respect the beard
Mach
The beard is inspirational!
the apple is “meeli”
12:12 who else instantly thought of Bob Ross' Intro for The Joy of Painting
YOUR BEARD IS AMAZING DONT LISTEN TO THEM
the word is saggy or something
Waste of time
like it
send me woods