The Adventures of Bertram Fiddle - A Dreadly Business - Walkthrough - Chapter 1 - Sub Ita
You. Whitney's. Their. Own time machine I. Can't. See a thing ah. That's. Better, what, a beautiful, day, only. A mild smattering. Of pigeons oh. I. Wouldn't. Look in there if I were you. Hmm. That's, better. Kevin. Must have left this rag out when he cleaned the photo McGrath's Marie ought to tidy it up. Me. Being chased by a giant man-eating. Tortoise. I've. Never been so mildly, afraid in all my life, what. A tedious, death that would have been. Gavin. My trusty, manservant and, I in the Peruvian, jungle he's. A cyclops. Strong. As an ox but terrible, depth-perception. Last. Year's trip to the center of the earth got. A lovely tan. Haha. My. Stanley, steam, lifts it, makes traversing. These cumbersome, stairs a breeze. Seems. To be a little. Steep. Pile of rubbish. With. Gigantic. Diamond. Sounds. Legitimate. I. Beam. Telegram, spammed a. Message. From Lord asswipe. Maybe. He has news of an adventure. Sir. Is that you. Have. You locked yourself in again Gavin. Good. Morning mr. Feder ah. There. You are Gavin. I. Was just, deflating. The Zeppelin sir I did not hear you walk down these stairs did you sleep well unfortunately, not it, was a restless, night in bothered by some strange, dreams, my, mind, craves, adventure and. Without. It I fear I'm going, quite, mad it's, been two months without the slightest, expedition. I'm becoming a little worried, what. Shall I do if I can't do my adventuring. Do, not fear sir there is an old Peruvian. Seeing de forests is, full of trees mmm. Quite. My. Dear mother I owe her so much approximately. Twelve thousand pounds and a new gazebo. Fossilized. Dinosaur, egg. But, which came first. Just. Some artifacts, I picked up on my travels. My. Prized. Possession. An actual. Tyrannosaur. On bone. I'm. Writing, my autobiography a, fiddle. Here and there it, is a most gripping read sir a. Rather. Cheeky, specimen. Oh. There. You are Bertram. Good. Morning, dear heart, it's, nearly, 10 o clock I hardly. Call that morning haven't. You got some. Adventuring. To do alas. Now I have, been looking but. I just can't find any expeditions. Worthy, of my talents, well. If you don't find something to adventure, soon I shall require that you find yourself a proper job it's. Not that easy my dear you, can't merely go outside, and find yourself in a world full of unimaginable. Creatures. Adventure. Strikes when. You least expect, it, that as, may be I am accustomed to certain standards, Bertram. Being, respectable. Costs, money your, mother agrees. With me she, has mentioned, there, is a very respectable, position at mr. dolls birth soap company, providing, telegram attic advertising. The hours are long and arduous and, the work repetitive, and uninteresting. But, you would receive a steady, income, bedroom, my my, is that mm-hmm. I really, must be off. Caveat. Doesn't just grow on trees. I'm. Sorry dear you have until the end of the day to find suitable employment, or, I, am calling mr. dolls worth oh, well. Of course, my, dear Thank. You Bertram now. Could. You do me a favor um, well. I do have an appointment with, Lord asswipe, for, goodness, sake Bertram, I don't. Like your running errands for a dreadful, man it's, just not becoming, now, then can. You take four feet to the groom Barry for me it's. On groom Street oh yeah yes. Of course, my dear this, is all very tiresome. I'm going to lie down. Bothersome. Creature. Basket. Bouffier, over. Basket. What's, the metaphor fee. Hopefully. That will keep him quiet for a while. It's. Lucky I have such spacious. Pockets. The. Door is locked what. Am I to do. Back. In 1878. I managed to hunt down and kill the majestic.
Rhino, Bur. Up. To my knees in adventure. In Africa, just, before I discovered, the world's, shortest river. May. I remind you that I possess immense, strength mr. Feeley. Yes. P. Good fellow and move this cabinet, cabin certainly. Sir. Fits, like a key literally. I. Must. Do as worth asks, and take full fee to the groomer, in his, rather unkempt. What. A lovely, day for a stroll. Why. There. Is this. Bags. Up. Excuse. Me. Why. Is he, running. Ouch. Hard. You okay sir. What's. This. It. Appears, to be the. News. He. Must have dropped, it in his haste to scurry off into the shadows. Using. A sword shadowy, sinister, looking chaps scurry by. Did. You see a suspicious shadowy, little man run by but, chums, I wish, to return his bag no, sir I have no you should ask that Sherlock, Holmes sir he's, a proper detective, you can find it in the adventurers, Club yes, yes I know who is I'm, quite, the detective myself you know list with a keen eye for detail let, me have a look at that oh look. The, freakshow is in town. Hmm. Upgrade, your stuff. A shilling. I'm. Not, paying that Oh. Emilina, snoops with reporter, for the evening babble, good day, Bertram. Fiddle leading. Victorian, Explorer, 8 er perhaps. You've heard of me. Yes. Yes, of course I have maybe, you can help me are you a member of the adventurers Club indeed. I am madam how, may I be of service. I'm investigating, the ghastly, murder rings that have been happening and I want to interview Sherlock, Holmes but he's a very difficult man to get hold of they won't even allow women, in this ridiculous, outdated, backwards tub it's, 1884. Not the Middle Ages white. As, it, happens I'm going to see Sherlock Holmes now, perhaps. I can ask for you that, would be most helpful if, you learn anything about the recent murder rings do tell. Your. Majesty, oh. Good. Evening mr. fiddles do usual yes please. One. Can never have enough, tea. How. Do you do sir couchley how. Do you think, things. Haven't been the same since I lost my legs in Venice constant. Painful. Constants, oh I. Am sorry that, sounds, terrible, you, weren't there man you. Weren't there. I'm. Afraid, mr. fiddle, you, are not permitted, into the goldmember's. Area, it. Is for a list adventurers, only, I've. Never, been so outraged, I need, to see you Sherlock Holmes, mr.. Holmes has asked, expressly, not. To be disturbed. Plus he is working on the dreadful, case of Jeff the murderer, I, have, my own case I want to talk to him about I'm.
Afraid, Mr., fiddle, you, are not permitted, into the gold members. Area. Die. Hard wood how, are you hello. Long. Time no see, yes. It's been a while just. Telling Melvins here about my latest adventure. For, months, in Patagonia. South. America, discover. The lost world it was well splendid. Yeah. Found. This thing at, the crevasse, crevasse. So, Thurid bring it back don't, even know what it is not. A few ideas. Crazy. Pretty. Historic Oh. Porcupine. Canapes, not. Prickly, aperitif. Lord. Rajasthan, has been asleep since, 1882. A, grisly and gnarled, member. It's. A very unique looking, creature. Don't. Touch Pharaoh she, bites not. Too keen on being cooped up you, nearly took my elbow, off but, if she got out who, knows what she might do, pendemonium, I expect, it's. The lock safe, safe. As houses fiddle. Bay, top shilling for that beauty. Time. To cause a flap. My. Little, creature fly. Lord. The. First man to climb halfway up Mount Everest. Quite. An achievement. Hmm. Yes the. Infamous Jade Griffin. Sir. Clive odd wing the world-renowned, ornithologist. Private. Chamber. He's. Left his door ajar. Do. You mind. Oh terribly. Sorry the, door was open. Ooh. Down a bit Sandra. Door just done there cocking man I'm sure it's nothing I'm seen before, oh. You've. Got cold hands. Is. That the crested, wedge. I've. Not seen one of those for many a year. Pick. Those leaves up from a fellow in Indies strong. Stuff, good, for relaxing, help, yourself. I'll. Be off then, be a good fellow and shut the door on your way out. Yes. Ah. Sherlock's. Private, room no. Doubt where he works on his important. Cases. Ha. I went, again Watson you, really are a dolt, I'm sorry Holmes I'm, trying, it's. Just I don't really understand, the rules of this game or your. Games. Yeah. Fiddle, what, brings you here come, to Boris with more tales of one of your piffling, adventures, have you no, I'm, on a mission to return this bag and twich rightful, owner, and. Who. Is its rightful, owner that I have yet to ascertain, there. Are absolutely, no clues, whatsoever. Have, you tried looking in, the bag oh I. Never, thought of that. The. Features, have been sliced, off expertly, with a sharp, instrument by. Someone, with skill, and panache, aha. This looks like the work of London's, most elusive, serial, killer, Jeff. The murderer, good. Luck finding him fiddle the whole, of Scotland Yard hasn't, been able to track him down in decades, I rather. Fancy my luck Holmes he, can't be that far away you. Fiddle, you couldn't find your own Holly water in the toilet. I'll. Wager you wage you don't even come close. If. You can find Jeff the murderer I'll wear a woman's dress and dance the trifling, gallop around the streets of Lambeth, I accept.
Good Sir nice. To see you Bertram, shush, what's open. That's. Not to be sniffed at I. Might. Have an idea of, how to find him filler have, you ever heard not a word more, Watson, Watson, is trying to tell me something. Go. Away, fiddle, but it's Josh, Watson maybe. I could make something to calm Sherlock, down oh. My. That's, a potent, concoction. Try. This one, it's. A special, blend give, me that being, the world's greatest crook, water is thirsty, work. What. Is in this tea I feel. Somewhat strange. What. Have you done is. He dead. Don't, worry Watson, he's, just sleeping, oh I. Mean. Good. Now was, there something you, wanted to tell me I know your thing be silly for saying but, you'll need to ask spirits. For help, periods. I am, a man of science I don't believe in such puffy, furry no. Bertram, they. Exist I have. Seen, him with my own two eyes. Sherlock. Says it was a single. But. I know, it was the spirit, of the recently, departed, the. Spirits, sometimes lingers. On in his realm especially. If, it has been wrong you. Should help her find peace by. Collecting, the missing body parts, try. And find count. Pouch Michael he's. The gentleman with an acquired, taste but he does have certain connections. I'm. Sure he can help you on your quest. Have. You found out anything yet well madam I spoke, to Sherlock but, he somewhat, occupied. Right now typical. The conceited, buffoon, however, I am able to inform you that I, Bertram. Fiddle am now on the case of jiff murder, and I, shan't rest until I find him oh my goodness. This is wonderful. News our, readers, will be delighted, to hear about this you can tell your readers not. To fear I can. Be quite sleuth, phille when I need to be here's. My news blip now I must be off mr., fiddle but I'm sure I shall see you again. Good. Luck. Mr.. Biddle.